US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Didn't a bunch of people go to Susan B Anthonys grave because "FIRST FEMALE PREZ U GUYS!"

All I can say is "ouch"

Susan B. Anthony had pro-life articles in her newspaper. She probably interfered with the Lizard from beyond the grave. Ms. Anthony doesn't want that creep in her legacy! :x

 

[Without A Gout]

I feel like Eric Cartman wanting to lick the tears of Scott Tenorman. Regardless. This is better than I could've ever dreamed of.

for all of this salt.

 

[Dr. Meme]

 

[ColorfulCassowary]

Democrats were too busy playing pokemon go, and Hillary couldn't get them to pokemon go to the polls

 

[Apples&Oranges]

NH is back blue.

Not that it matters at this point, PA is 98% reported with a 0.8% lead to the Donald.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Ali Rapp is melting the fuck dooooooown

https://www.twitter.com/moocowprincess

She's changed her avatar to another cartoon little boy, I see. They keep getting younger.

 

[Derbydollar]

Ali Rapp is melting the fuck dooooooown

https://www.twitter.com/moocowprincess

For People too lazy to click on links:

 

[Jaimas]

Maybe, Sarah, the media should have done something other than spend a year and a half arguing that Trump was double Hitler and telling them that western civilization as we know it is doomed if he got in.

Just a fucking thought.

 

[Hodor]

I wish they'd just announce it already, the anticipation is killing me.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Mister Metokur is doing a livestream of the election:

Come on Trump just win already I need to sleep!

 

[Crisseh]

The long sleep

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I bet none the idiots who claim to kill themselves because of Drumpf have the balls to do it.

 

[GolgoXIII]

I'm just glad that I live in Canada.

Wait, I'm not glad, soon we'll be flooded with americans whether we like it or not.

 

[Somar]

Ok it's 1am right now how the heck has this not ended yet?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

 

[Ruin]

I'm going to be dead at work tomorrow and I give zero fucks.

 

[JU 199]

I'm just glad that I live in Canada.

Wait, I'm not glad, soon we'll be flooded with americans whether we like it or not.

You're gonna have to build a wall. I'm sure trump can help you with that.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I can't stop shitposting what is wrong with me FSDHFSDKHFDKHGDFKGH

America may be fucked but it's in the funniest kind of fucked ever.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Don't worry, Kiwis.
Trump's new fagget internment camps will have wi-fi, you can keep posting.

 

[Zarkov]

So many chimp outs waiting to happen...