US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[*Asterisk*]

Lance Armstong's reputation has aged better.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Fox news says Trump has won WI! This can't get any better!

 

[JSGOTI]

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Ali Rapp is melting the fuck dooooooown

https://www.twitter.com/moocowprincess

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I got a swatch of a tie worn by Donald Trump in a pack of Apprentice trading cards, thinking about how much more I'll be able to sell it for now is enough to make me happy about this outcome.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

All y'all faggots who are changing your vote to Donald will win suck. Some of us predicted it from day one.

 

[Apples&Oranges]

Jesus Christ why is NH/MA/MI/WI/MN taking for fucking ever to declare?

 

[Hellfire]

 

[JU 199]

She's lost the Midwest.

 

[Crisseh]

http://www.ksat.com/live/livestream-hillary-clinton-campaign-headquarters

Salt livestreamed

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Engadget is finally going to choke on their own festered watery shit. Finally.

 

[glass_houses]

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You know, I've always wondered if women could still be wankers even though they have no penis to wank.

I think I have my answer now.

 

[DuskEngine]

She's lost the Midwest.

The blue collar/nonwhite/urban liberal coalition that the Dems had has fractured down the middle.

 

[CleverJokeHere]

All y'all faggots who are changing your vote to Donald will win suck. Some of us predicted it from day one.

I've never been more satisfied being a faggot cuck.

 

[Ruin]

 

[InTheSidePocket]

In reality, Trump winning just means another four years of fuck all happening.

yah, I mean, for real. it's not like this is a 3rd world country.


yet.

 

[Raccoon99]

Posting some fitting vidya game music.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Im gonna get some sleep.
What a beautiful roller coaster this night was,and the weeks before, @Techpriest and the ''Saudi arabia is democratic guyse'' shitting up and insulting dear @Null ,full of themselves and now getting fucked in the ass is amazing.
I dint expect him to win, it sounded too impossible,i thought after that tape leak about grabbing people by their pussies would be his end, it did not.
I can't believe he pulled it off,i watched a historical moment with a bunch of freaks who laugh at other freaks and i couldnt be happier.
This is historical,in a good or bad way,we have yet to see.
About the salt,please archive every salty comment.

 

[MagneticTowels]

I think elections should be called after a certain time limit, so people aren't waiting all night long

 

[The I Scream Man]

All y'all faggots who are changing your vote to Donald will win suck. Some of us predicted it from day one.

To be fair, there's plenty of room for skepticism regarding the viability of a campaign run by Donald Trump, lol don't act like it's this reasonable sure thing

I admit that he won (is winning) fair and square but it's a stretch to assume it could happen this easily