US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[MagneticTowels]

Hillary supporters

 

[Hodor]

Idle thought in a thread of madness - all of this was completely avoidable if she doesn't call half the fucking nation, the half that wasn't enthused about voting, deplorables.

Idiot lizard.

It'd help not to have routinely shit on Bernie supporters.

I mean, I'm taking a bit of glee in the fact that this basically fucks Clinton out of running in 2020. She lost to a fucking reality TV star with bad hair.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I don't get why people think Trump winning means literally holocaust for marginalized people and special Snowflakes. This isn't 1933.
No one will build concentration camps. The insanity and paranoia is astounding.

In reality, Trump winning just means another four years of fuck all happening.

 

[Ruin]

 

[clowney]

Didn't a bunch of people go to Susan B Anthonys grave because "FIRST FEMALE PREZ U GUYS!"

All I can say is "ouch"

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

I was wrong and I love it.

 

[ForgedBlades]

I don't get why people think Trump winning means literally holocaust for marginalized people and special Snowflakes. This isn't 1933.
No one will build concentration camps. The insanity and paranoia is astounding.

It's hilarious. It also speaks to their inflated special snowflake egos.

 

[Without A Gout]

Guys, you don't understand! I am LITERALLY SHAKING right now! Like, I mean, literally! Shaking! I am LITERALLY SHAKING all of this salt into my soup!

They are literally shaking because they are mostly 300+ pounds. That's called lose some weight, fuckers.

 

[Apples&Oranges]

Pennsylvania are pretty much Red, even though they haven't declared yet.

Brexit ain't got shit on the fallout from this

 

[JU 199]

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lol somebody knows which way the wind is blowing

Its almost like it didn't matter at all.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

And thus, her legacy will not be becoming the first woman president, but of decimating an entire political party.

"History made."

 

[kobebyarlant]

Hahaha faggots.

 

[JSGOTI]

LITERALLY SHAKING

I see your literally shaking and raise you the opposite side of the spectrum.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I wish I had an air horn to shove up a feminists cunt right now.

 

[Jaimas]

Gentlemen, I don't think I'm going to survive drinking all this salt, so allow me to state it's been a pleasure shitposting with you.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Thats what clinton gets for raping a baby smh

 

[ICametoLurk]

I love you all, full homo

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

The Clinton campaign is basically hanging on by a thread at this point. She needs to pull out Michigan and Pennsylvania and then hit one of two scenarios: 1. Win Alaska and New Hampshire or 2. win Arizona. That’s going to be extremely difficult. It’s not impossible, but it’s a straight, if not royal, flush.

 

[Boobplate]

 

[HG 400]

The Clinton campaign is basically hanging on by a thread at this point. She needs to pull out Michigan and Pennsylvania and then hit one of two scenarios: 1. Win Alaska and New Hampshire or 2. win Arizona. That’s going to be extremely difficult. It’s not impossible, but it’s a straight, if not royal, flush.

She's fucked lmao.