US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[KatsuKitty]

Indeed, Sanders was projected to have been up to fare better than Clinton.

The Democrat's dedication to run her nonetheless has proven to be disastrous.

I couldn't imagine a colder slap to the DNC leadership than this. Hell, even if Trump doesn't do well, he already exposed what a piece of shit the dems really are at their highest levels.

Trump should send this woman a gift basket in the mail "Married with Children writers-style":

Spoiler

 

[Without A Gout]

America is going to make sodium chloride great again.

A-fucking-men.

 

[millais]

Get a load of this Homosikhual! The crowd at the Clinton rally is a riot (in a figurative sense, as their demeanor is sad and crying, rather than angry)!

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Hey, be nice to @KatsuKitty, they're our Kiwi Farms adorable pet liberal!

He should know better than this alarmist bullshit or saying it's gonna be "hell" for Muslims in America now

 

[Cubanodun]

Yo @Jaimas time to open that vodka and prepare a new section of the wikia with all the salt john is going to spill today

 

[XYZpdq]

This should also prove interesting to see which conservative groups announced to the GOP that they're no longer needed by sitting this one out for Trump butthurt.

 

[*Asterisk*]

If you're curious how incompetent Hillary Clinton is please consider she's only winning New Mexico by 7 points

I'm surprised The Bitch won Santa Fe County.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

I guarantee that Clinton's bunch will immediately blame Sanders', Stein's and Johnson's supporters for her failure.

She got torpedoed but it will undoubtedly be everyone else's fault.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Jesus christ trump might flip PA

Nice. That's the only one I was worried about. Go figure.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Tokyo down 5%

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Liberals "voting with their conscious" killed her chances. In Utah an independent got 22% of the vote. TWENTY TWO PERCENT.

In all fairness, those people voted for McMullen specifically because he was a conservative -unlike Trump. They would have never voted for Clinton this side of Hell.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

He should know better than this alarmist bullshit or saying it's gonna be "hell" for Muslims in America now

I know, I know! But they're still the board's pet liberal mascot. We like @KatsuKitty.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

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I expect to see a special Trudeau event by the end of the week welcoming all U.S. migrants into Canada, complete with supporters in the background holding up signs saying, "Immigrants welcome!"

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

I guess @TrippinKahlua was right, he was our chosen one. But we refused to listen to him, we refused to accept the possibility we were wrong.

 

[Yhwach]

 

[Randall Fragg]

Guys, start capping the salt from this, and I'll make the thread about.

 

[Terence Trent D'ARPA]

Witnessing the death of a dream.

Aw, c'mon Brianna! It's just like the plot of John Walker Flynt's script, "Election Eve!" Don't you sense all the erections around you? Oh wait, they're not erections -- they're security officers with batons out asking you to leave. See, Hillary's superstitious, and thinks perhaps your "Gamergate is alt-right!" twaddle might have tainted this election!

Sorry, Wisconsin is #NotYourShield!

 

[Boobplate]

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Indeed, Sanders was projected to have been up to fare better than Clinton.

The Democrat's dedication to run her nonetheless has proven to be disastrous.

A certain demographic would have voted for Sanders because they liked his policies but for Hillary a lot of people seemed to be voting for her just because they disliked her less than Trump and that's not a very good motivation to go out and vote.

 

[clowney]

Get a load of this Homosikhual! The crowd at the Clinton rally is a riot (in a figurative sense, as their demeanor is sad and crying, rather than angry)!

Look how sad they look, I almost feel sorry for them.