US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[KatsuKitty]

I would hope anyone with half a brain would realize that Pence as a president would be even worse.

Pence is essentially Trump's human shield. I couldn't imagine a single man who'd savagely eviscerate the country more than Darth Pence.

 

[Ruin]

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Women are 52% of the U.S population. If all women vote Hillary than how is she losing you stupid bitch?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

That's just how bad she was. Trump wouldn't have stood as strongly against Bernie, as much as I disagree with Bernie's policies. He had the same diagnosis, but a different prescription for America.

Liberals "voting with their conscious" killed her chances. In Utah an independent got 22% of the vote. TWENTY TWO PERCENT.

 

[JU 199]

I guess the LA times poll was the most accurate.

 

[Bork Laser]

Jesus christ trump might flip PA

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I was wrong.

There is a god.

I am going to go and play CoD.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

That's just how bad she was. Trump wouldn't have stood as strongly against Bernie, as much as I disagree with Bernie's policies. He had the same diagnosis, but a different prescription for America.

Indeed, Sanders was projected to have been up to fare better than Clinton.

The Democrat's dedication to run her nonetheless has proven to be disastrous.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Liberals "voting with their conscious" killed her chances. In Utah an independent got 22% of the vote. TWENTY TWO PERCENT.

"Vote your conscience" was originally Ted Cruz's advice, don't forget.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Trump is literally the result of what happens when you keep begging your country to do things for you.

That, and claim that everything and everyone is racist, sexist, homophobic, and otherwise an evil oppressing shitlord. People get desensitized. If I'm a racist anyways and deporting Mexican nationals is the exact same as Hitler gassing the Jews, why not just vote for the guy who will gas the Jews AND Mexicans?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Pence is essentially Trump's human shield. I couldn't imagine a single man who'd savagely eviscerate the country more than Darth Pence.

Keep going with the pearl clutching shit I might legit believe you're a 45 year old woman

 

[ShavedSheep]

"Vote your conscience" was originally Ted Cruz's advice, don't forget.

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[DICKPICSRUS]

Women are 52% of the U.S population. If all women vote Hillary than how is she losing you stupid bitch?

internized misogyny

 

[The Great Citracett]

once again reality tilts itself in a direction to not let chris win

In an unprecedented move, President Trump has declared "Kick the Autistic" America's new national pastime.

 

[*Asterisk*]

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My only solace in this disaster.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Women are 52% of the U.S population. If all women vote Hillary than how is she losing you stupid bitch?

Internalized soggy knees.

edit: jinxed!

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Keep going with the pearl clutching shit I might legit believe you're a 45 year old woman

Hey, be nice to @KatsuKitty, they're our Kiwi Farms adorable pet liberal!

 

[pondweed]

If you're curious how incompetent Hillary Clinton is please consider she's only winning New Mexico by 7 points

 

[clowney]

Jesus christ trump might flip PA

That's it, she's done. All hail Trump. Our great eternal leader.

 

[repentance]

I'm not a super strong supporter of Hillary, but this election really surprised me. Can't predict everything I guess. Good game Trump.

Trump started really strong but he really fumbled after the nominations and I thought that would count against him. I guess I underestimated just how deep the hatred for Hillary runs. I'm pleasantly surprised to have been wrong about voters having short memories.

 

[JU 199]

Clinton is this elections weakest candidate. She lost to trump