US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[kobebyarlant]

"Come on guys, everyone knows Hillary's gonna win in a landslide. The election will just be a formality."

 

[Crisseh]

CNN predicted this to be a tie

Instead its even better. Trollercoaster.

 

[XYZpdq]

Do we love Bobby?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1PsE_avEWlQ

He's gotten a lot less awful working outside WWE for a while.

 

[clowney]

Soon according to tumblr

 

[DuskEngine]

I find it hilarious that Clinton and McMullin were at the same amount of votes in Utah.

Dude I really wish McMullin had won Utah. I have no idea what his policies are and I don't give a shit about the state but a state-level third party victory would be a proper slap in the face.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Well, GG Trump.

 

[Crisseh]

 

[*Asterisk*]

I find it hilarious that Clinton and McMullin were at the same amount of votes in Utah.

I ultimately voted McMullin, myself. I realised the entire time I've been in a county the Democrats never win is that I've still yet to hear anyone say something positive about Johnson out here.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Soon we will have the first WWE superstar president!

Who says kayfabe died in the 80's? Not me!

 

[MagneticTowels]

 

[Syukoshoeko]

Only the election can provide the salt that I need

 

[JU 199]

She's gonna lose Wisconsin.

I'm literally shocked.

Wow

 

[CleverJokeHere]

I never thought my first day on Kiwifarms would be this amazing.

Kek bless you all.

And Kek bless America.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Watch the salt headquarters live!

 

[Ruin]

She's gonna lose Wisconsin.

I'm literally shocked.

Wow

Me too. People around here think Trump is literally Hitler.

 

[Crisseh]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PL_2W-kfatsWatch the salt headquarters live!

I guess that explains the cancellation of the parade and fireworks.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

She's gonna lose Wisconsin.

I'm literally shocked.

Wow

She literally fucked up losing a major Democrat stronghold. Wow, Hilary Clinton is the DSP of politics.

 

[nonnewtonian]

It's almost as if shutting down any potential for a dialogue and telling people you're better than them is counterproductive.

 

[repentance]

These idiots created the "Trump is evil" narrative to try to scare people off voting for him and they're now shitting their pants and seem to have totally forgotten it's just a narrative they created.