US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Crisseh]

TRUMP

Prepare for the salt

 

[Loxiozzz]

I don't think they'll be much to laugh at, save for the SJWs who need to go the fuck away chimping out for our amusement. I'm more concerned about civil rights and our economy getting worse. These are NOT laughing matters at all - as much as I'd love to laugh at Hillary's loss.

When you have a terrible situation like this, you kinda have to laugh. Its that or rage quit.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

I CANNOT HELP IT she is the sailor scout leader and we can't fire her because of DESTINY although the years have not been kind to her visage.

Are you alright there?

It's a Sailor Moon joke. Sorry!

We believe you.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Clinton is gonna fucking go down in infamy

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

You either gotta joke about it or jump into the pile.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I wanna see what happens to SomethingAwful.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

The betting site that paid out early on Hillary winning are probally feeling pretty dumb right now - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...ver-800000-on-hillary-clinton-winning-us-ele/

 

[KatsuKitty]

As a "soft never-trumper", I guess I can take some comfort in knowing that the one thing he will get done is finally disemboweling the Clintons.

 

[HG 400]

Clinton is gonna fucking go down in infamy

Going down is the closest she came to the presidency, just like Monica Lewinsky.

 

[JU 199]

How do you recover from losing to Donald trump?

 

[Ceas]

This election is a total shit fest. I cannot believe this is legitimately happening.

 

[The Grimace]

But what about Michigan? Ain't it super close?

 

[Very Honest Content]

Joe Arpaio lost his job.

But I think Hillary might have dun goofed the thing with Comey dropping the blade.

 

[MG 620]

What are the odds the lizard queen flees the country to avoid prosecution?

She's the kind of crook who surely already has a nice home in Switzerland all set and ready.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

Ted Rall is a very lefty dude, but he really summed up Hillary here:

 

[Spudnik]

Odds Nate Silver is shitting his pants and crying: exit polls show 100% with 100% reporting.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The people I see on my tumblr dashboard all have a fucking breakdown. It's so funny.

 

[Lensherr]

I wouldn't call it just yet. We still have Wisconsin and Michigan.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

Where were you when you learned that America hates women?

 

[Karellen]

Wisconsin just called by Fox