US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Hillary is going to pull a Shinnok, rip her face off and fall into a portal where she's burned by a space ship's exhaust.

 

[Shokew]

You know, Democrats, look on the bright side.

Trump's going to give you plenty to make fun of when he becomes president. Rediscover your senses of humor and maybe laugh him out of a second term.

I don't think they'll be much to laugh at, save for the SJWs who need to go the fuck away chimping out for our amusement. I'm more concerned about civil rights and our economy getting worse. These are NOT laughing matters at all - as much as I'd love to laugh at Hillary's loss.

 

[Robotron]

I CANNOT HELP IT she is the sailor scout leader and we can't fire her because of DESTINY although the years have not been kind to her visage.

Are you alright there?

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

Fox calls Utah for Trump.

 

[Ruin]

What are the odds the lizard queen flees the country to avoid prosecution?

 

[The Grimace]

Hillary is going to pull a Shinnok, rip her face off and fall into a portal where she's burned by a space ship's exhaust.

Shit, man, when I saw Stein's VP on the ballot I kept thinking of the MK Baraka

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Impeachment is our only hope.

Gotta get reps and senators for that.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Are you alright there?

Nobody is alright here.

 

[XYZpdq]

Are you alright there?

He's making anime real.

 

[clowney]

Are you alright there?

The election has finally gotten to them. R.I.P.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Are you alright there?

It's a Sailor Moon joke. Sorry!

 

[JU 199]

Trump is probably gonna be a disaster in office.. But hey, at least we'll have some good satire again. Plus I don't know why but I feel strangely satisfied Hillary isn't gonna be president.

 

[nonnewtonian]

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Youtube is going to have a hard time with trending. Trending: 0.

 

[XYZpdq]

They should have ordered more pizza for Moloch.

 

[The Grimace]

Horned lizard, I presume?

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Meanwhile on tumblr

 

[Hodor]

I wish this thread had Komm Susser Todd on loop right now.

 

[Bork Laser]

Michigan may be the decider here. .5 difference. Dont get too trumpfy yet folks