Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Swear to God it feels like my heart is going to burst. I wish I could see the snarling John must be doing right now.
 
Reporting at its finest. Way to make @Bustle proud!
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PhantomDiploma said:
"Brianna Wu runs out of Ambien, has to switch over to Nyquil again."
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I think the Nyquil is gone as well, she gave it away to the crowd like shots of expensive scotch.

That, or they finally realized that the snarling beast lurking in the crowds is a poorly passing middle-aged washup.

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I'd be scared to be around Wu as well, she might throw someones tablet at me....
 
My favored scenario:

The election comes close. Trump wins by a tiny margin. Wu loses his mind and jumps in front of a moving bus. Votes get re-counted and Hillary wins. Wu bought the farm for nothing.
 
Patrick Buttman said:
My favored scenario:

The election comes close. Trump wins by a tiny margin. Wu loses his mind and jumps in front of a moving bus. Votes get re-counted and Hillary wins. Wu bought the farm for nothing.
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But then we'd lose one of the world's premier suppliers of salt. And not just salt, Snarling Salt. That shit's irreplaceable.
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Does anyone believe Wu is actually there? No photos at the event I could maybe buy under some security demand, but she didn't click a pic of her "press pass"?

Reeeeeeeally? Does that sound like the John we know and love?

(BTW, tonite's glorious!)
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She's there... hiding somewhere in the back. I suspect she was planning on being able to hop in there, take a bunch of selfies, make herself look more important than she actually is. Now she gets to break out the old "SEXIST MISOGYNY" broadsword, verbally abusing Frank her chauffeur all the way back home.
 
Keystone said:
Snarling Salt
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That's awesome, you gotta trademark that name, Snarling Salt TM

@GleamingTheQ-Bert There's no way she's there. She might be at some local Democratic polling place or county office, something like that. If Flu was there, she would absolutely have posted pics of some kind by now.

Clinton is going to be surrounded by her usual lackeys, various staff, security, and legitimate press i.e. The Chicago Tribune, NBC, USA Today, etc. The Clinton campaign HQ has no room for snarling troons who volunteer to write for shit tier, click bait trash like Bustle.

Bustle = Press :story:
 
Pocket_Sand! said:
That's awesome, you gotta trademark that name, Snarling Salt TM

@GleamingTheQ-Bert There's no way she's there. She might be at some local Democratic polling place or county office, something like that. If Flu was there, she would absolutely have posted pics of some kind by now.

Clinton is going to be surrounded by her usual lackeys, various staff, security, and legitimate press i.e. The Chicago Tribune, NBC, USA Today, etc. The Clinton campaign HQ has no room for snarling troons who volunteer to write for shit tier, click bait trash like Bustle.

Bustle = Press :story:
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I just might.

By the way, if Trump does manage to pull this off, what is the background for the site going to be? His face or a picture of a salt mound?
 
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