💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Guys, Pat might have a chance of Lolcow of the Year after all, seeing as Rekeita has completely veered off into Horrowcow Monster territory with the latest happening. That deserves a category all in its own imo, so there's still time for the FFWBT to hit a homer, especially if current election polls hold up.

There's a lot to say about Pat, but at least he didn't allow his daughter to imbibe enough cocaine to be well over the legal limit.
 
Kela de Thaym said:
Guys, Pat might have a chance of Lolcow of the Year after all, seeing as Rekeita has completely veered off into Horrowcow Monster territory with the latest happening. That deserves a category all in its own imo, so there's still time for the FFWBT to hit a homer, especially if current election polls hold up.

There's a lot to say about Pat, but at least he didn't allow his daughter to imbibe enough cocaine to be well over the legal limit.
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I have to disagree. At this point the next Metokur stream wont be the Patrick stream either. Nick's winning multiple awards this year.
 
Yeah Nick is doing his best to make fatrick look the second, better father (fat her?).

I never thought I'd see the year where someone made Ralph, DSP, and Patrick look good.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Yeah Nick is doing his best to make fatrick look the second, better father (fat her?).

I never thought I'd see the year where someone made Ralph, DSP, and Patrick look good.
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Yeah the best thing you could say about Pat is that he at least signed away his parental rights (and hasn't fought to get them back, despite his bloviating) to Annabelle and thus the girl never had to grow up with a narcissistic dad who's in with a group of known pedophiles (SFWA) to give her to them as a sacrifice.
 
not only did nick get his 9 year old daughter high on coke, he also talked about the document on live stream and ranted about how it was actually the social worker trying to set him up with lies lol

when patrick told josiah "shut. your. fucking. MOUTH!!" he was actually giving better legal advice than rekieta ever did in his life
 
Kela de Thaym said:
Guys, Pat might have a chance of Lolcow of the Year after all, seeing as Rekeita has completely veered off into Horrowcow Monster territory with the latest happening. That deserves a category all in its own imo, so there's still time for the FFWBT to hit a homer, especially if current election polls hold up.

There's a lot to say about Pat, but at least he didn't allow his daughter to imbibe enough cocaine to be well over the legal limit.
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No, stalker, Patrick will not be winning Lolcow of the Year, because lolcows do not exist. Those are just your delusions. You, however, will be winning a nice long stay in prison due to your many, many felonies committed against his family. Enjoy, stalker.
 
I specifically said during the 2023 Julayyyys something along the lines of "Pat deserves it this year, it's too early for Nick, he's just started his downward spiral, if you think this year was crazy for him, just wait for next year."
Told you, fuckers.
 
Pig of Tits has officially entered his Vietnam Flashback phase
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Also quite an interesting turn of phrase...
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Its probably just something he copied from the narrative blob but the notion one of the jocks from his old high school wound up becoming a Milwaukee cop and unwittingly showed up on fatrick's porch one fateful day is just delightful.

Also and I hate to be this petty but Rambo was not exactly well known for covering himself in body armour and tactical shields...
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...infact it was kind of the exact fuckin opposite but then what else can we expect from such a self declared "pop culture expert"?
 
Judge Holden said:
Pig of Tits has officially entered his Vietnam Flashback phase
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Also quite an interesting turn of phrase...
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Its probably just something he copied from the narrative blob but the notion one of the jocks from his old high school wound up becoming a Milwaukee cop and unwittingly showed up on fatrick's porch one fateful day is just delightful.

Also and I hate to be this petty but Rambo was not exactly well known for covering himself in body armour and tactical shields...
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...infact it was kind of the exact fuckin opposite but then what else can we expect from such a self declared "pop culture expert"?
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It’s a shame Fatrick wasn’t in Nam.

Charlie would have wound up worshipping him as a pig demon and therefore the war would have had a different outcome.
 
Judge Holden said:
Pig of Tits has officially entered his Vietnam Flashback phase
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Also quite an interesting turn of phrase...
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Its probably just something he copied from the narrative blob but the notion one of the jocks from his old high school wound up becoming a Milwaukee cop and unwittingly showed up on fatrick's porch one fateful day is just delightful.

Also and I hate to be this petty but Rambo was not exactly well known for covering himself in body armour and tactical shields...
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...infact it was kind of the exact fuckin opposite but then what else can we expect from such a self declared "pop culture expert"?
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It happens in Europe and Canada. What? Does he think they'll be like some Japanese officers and politely knock before leaving? Fucker should be happy someone is willing to call in a wellness check for him. At least someone cares.
 
Maude Snew said:
Well he sure as shit ain't the fortunate son. That's his brother and he'd better be thanking his guardian angel.
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He tried once to Paint It Black but Ro'dan slapped him midway through sharting into a pilled up Nikkki and gave him a stern but informative lecture on why blackface is no longer socially acceptable
 
FinnSven said:
It’s a shame Fatrick wasn’t in Nam.

Charlie would have wound up worshipping him as a pig demon and therefore the war would have had a different outcome.
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"No black pajamas child, my squad did not just walk right into your ambush. Those are just your delusions. Enjoy Hòa Ló Prison."
 
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