💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    698
Captain Manning said:
If he does, I'm calling the FapFBI and asking them to open a "pattern and practices investigation" into excessive fapping to mediocre shit. I demand accountability from law enforcement.
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Fapcop is the trailblazer of fappery, a man on a mission - to boldy go where many men had gone before
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Third World Aristocrat said:
Even @Fapcop View attachment 6087739 can't simp for these photos. Oh geez... View attachment 6087747
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Niiiice!!!

Do we have any of her showing her backside? 😋

Now granted, boob wise it’s hardly sensational. Looks like a nice, (firm?) small B cup.

But a very nice stomach on Our Valkyrie! And long legs that you can wear like a pair of raybans wrapped around your head!

The only downside really is that tattoo. Yes, I may be a simp for slightly above average chicks, but I do have a little taste!

(Dear lord, can you imagine the kind of trash tattoos April and Nick will get? WE WILL BE US or two snakes intertwined or some shit like that.
 
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So Balldo is a creepy sex pest, unless of course Aaron's lying. Time to fire up that stream Nick, let's talk about 'relationship dynamics' between men and women. Prove the Scandinavian incel prudes wrong, show us how to woo the ladies! :really:
 
feral cat #6385 said:
Stupid. Sounds like an excellent way to end up in jail for rape.
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It’s very stupid, but it still happens a lot. I know at least 3 chicks that have done this. All 3 said the something to the effect of “I was depressed and got to talking to him and somehow his dick ended up inside me.” The dudes have the “pussy is pussy, don’t matter got laid” mentality. Both sides are retarded.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Aaron mentioned in the first 12 minutes of his show (on Rumble
https://rumble.com/v51jgsw-a-grave-of-your-own-digging-stms-06-14-24.html )
that after his show yesterday with Keanu, a bunch of ladies reached out to (mostly) Keanu but also Aaron with stories about Nick doing the manipulative shower calls to them. Aaron asked for receipts... which supposedly some/many had. I may have to *gulp* keep an eye on Simpcast to see if the dirt starts coming out on some these channels.

I'm assuming it's SimpCast adjacent, or if not, they will be.
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This is a significant new happening that is gaining traction. More and more people are going to start showing texts causing Nick to sperg.
I recall Chrissie Mayr saying she couldn't believe Nick would tell someone to kys. When in reality he has used work arounds on air for years.

Thomas Roiloup has shown text messages of him saying that. Aaron on 6/13 show stated how Nick sent a kys to him but gaslighted April into thinking Aaron sent it. May make clout hungry Faran enter the fray again.

Keanu texts are gonna be the catalyst for Simpcast to disassociate from the Cult of the Nose.
 
owed to joy said:
Besides a random email to Aaron stating that April had been spotted in Spicer, is there even any concrete proof of life at this point? Nobody's claimed to have seen or spoken to her on the phone/over FaceTime (to my knowledge). Rather it's likely Nick is controlling her social media accounts and text conversations... at this point I'll take a hostage letter as long as we can see she's actually alive & at least semi-conscious.
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Nick is telling April that his smartness is all that is keeping her out of jail. She'd be in prison right now except for him. His spiel is that only lawyers can talk now and if they want to stay out of jail they can't talk to anyone.
 
holyhandgrenade said:
When he got "blackout drunk" in Dallas is a theory I've seen thrown around. Even if it wasn't Venti that story was always a gigantic lie. Conveniently, after that our wife started traveling with him everywhere he went for his show as far as I know that was his last solo trip.
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Ya and he had a stream like 5 months back where he was fawning over her. So it all kind of lines up.
 
Strix454 said:
This messages overall suggest Nick and the situation in the house is really taking a bad turn. That Nick knows that his women are probably both serious dangers to leave him if they get into unsecured communications with outsiders. I would imagine he is gaslighting one or both about the likelyhood of either him or them going to prison if they make the slightest mistake or not listen to him. And if one or more of them are still using coke, there is going to massive paranoia just from that.
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Nick keeping a tight rein on them feels indicative, because honestly? I think Kayla could come out of this fairly clean if she makes the right moves. She could get a slap on the wrist for the drugs charges, make sure she keeps the kids, keep the house and the money and even claw back a decent chunk of her reputation in the community...all she'd have to do is sell out Nick.
Put on a show for the Judge and the authorities about how she tried but was just a poor Christian mother overwhelmed and led into sin, and that of course she'd be better and get her life back on track without the negative influence of their addicted and narcissistic father hanging over the family.
Do I think Kayla would actually do that? Not really but paranoia over it can do strange things to relationships in both Nick & Kayla's case. No doubt the cops have her in the crosshairs as a potential weak link to press and it's a card a lot of women have to play, especially when they're being threatened with CPS. Just look at how many people in this thread will default to her having no responsibility in the situation. It's a real easy and effective narrative to sell even with little evidence.
 
Fapcop said:
Dear lord, can you imagine the kind of trash tattoos April and Nick will get? WE WILL BE US or two snakes intertwined or some shit like that.
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We can guess what April will get based on her Pinterest. Pinned last month:

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Aaron really dodged a bullet though. She had a whole slew of tattoos picked out for him.

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Will we see a boxing glove or old timey microphone tattoo on Nick next? Or perhaps they’ll work the rose theme into an American Beauty reference.

P.S. April, you seem to have left out a social media platform when you changed your name everywhere.

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Don’t feel too bad though, most divorcées forget about Pinterest.
 
cdhill17 said:
Everyone in Aaron's life seemed to hate April even well before she became a coked-out whore. I'd like to know what was up with that.
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They saw her (correctly) as a small town gold digger. She claimed she was a fan of Aaron's radio show and kept popping up at parties and comedy gigs his radio station hosted with her then-boyfriend (presumably to sniff out for new dick). The moment she and Aaron went to 1st base, she dropped the old boyfriend like a sack of potatoes and 'committed' herself to Aaron, and Aaron, being the sucker for easy pussy from an avid 'fan', fell head over heels.

I think Aaron's family always liked the 1st ex-wife Ashley (she gave them 3 kids ffs) and were pissed that he cheated on her and fucked up that marriage....now combine that scenario with a tainted Aaron introducing a random fan of his show as wife #2 in so quick a fashion, and a young, dense one too.
 
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Zizara said:
I think Kayla could come out of this fairly clean if she makes the right moves. She could get a slap on the wrist for the drugs charges,
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This is why the selection of an attorney to represent her will be extremely interesting. Her legal interests are not the same as Nick's legal interests. A good and/or ethical attorney who was presented her case would give her advice as to what was in her best interests that I doubt Nick would agree with.

The question becomes if Nick can find an evil enough attorney that the attorney disregards their own client and their own client's interests in favor of allowing her wacked out cokehead husband to make all her decisions for her.
 
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Idk man… She apparently can’t have kids, which solves a big issue here. (And probably delights Nick to no end.)
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I’m not sure why this is constantly repeated but it’s not true. Aaron at one point said April had some issue that made April THINK it MIGHT be difficult for her to get pregnant. Never stated by anyone she couldn’t have kids. Sounds like she had ovarian cysts, which is fairly common, and would not render her infertile.

I’m sure April could get pregnant but it’s a convenient thing to say when you’re a woman that dates older guys that already have several kids. This is music to their ears. Neither Aaron or Nick have any interest in having more kids.

April is the chick divorced guys want as the child free “cool girlfriend” or “new wife” that can focus on them, not child rearing.

I honestly could see April springing a surprise baby on Nick. Nick absolutely doesn’t want anymore kids, but April resents Kayla being the sole owner of the “mother of my children” title. She also might want her own children.

I think April sees herself as the new Lady Rackets but is at a big disadvantage since Nick already has a wife and five kids. She might think a baby could help with her job security as Nick’s favorite ho, but in reality he would lose all interest in April if she got knocked up. The new Lady Racketts needs to make Nick’s dick her full time job and child bearing and rearing would totally ruin her aptitude for the job.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I’m not sure why this is constantly repeated but it’s not true. Aaron at one point said April had some issue that made April THINK it MIGHT be difficult for her to get pregnant. Never stated by anyone she couldn’t have kids. Sounds like she had ovarian cysts, which is fairly common, and would not render her infertile.

I’m sure April could get pregnant but it’s a convenient thing to say when you’re a woman that dates older guys that already have several kids. This is music to their ears. Neither Aaron or Nick have any interest in having more kids.

April is the chick divorced guys want as the child free “cool girlfriend” or “new wife” that can focus on them, not child rearing.

I honestly could see April springing a surprise baby on Nick. Nick absolutely doesn’t want anymore kids, but April resents Kayla being the sole owner of the “mother of my children” title. She also might want her own children.

I think April sees herself as the new Lady Rackets but is at a big disadvantage since Nick already has a wife and five kids. She might think a baby could help with her job security as Nick’s favorite ho, but in reality he would lose all interest in April if she got knocked up. The new Lady Racketts needs to make Nick’s dick her full time job and child bearing and rearing would totally ruin her aptitude for the job.
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IIRC, April said she can't have kids because she had her ovaries removed due to a tumor. Which is great if your career path is fleshlight
 
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