💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%

  • Total voters
    701
I thought she was not able to have kids?

Apologies for the blatant sexism to one of our most prized female farmers.

But…

I think it’s a pretty old story that some chick lures a guy in by promising consequence free sex “I can’t have kids :( “ only to turn out pregnant a few months later.

Could have been worse though. He could have been letting her get banged by niggers.

PERISH THE THOUGHT!

Also: Maybe it’s just me who’s weird, but how is swapping wifes cucking?

Counter-cucking perhaps, but: As your wife takes the other guys dick, making you a cuck, you’re simultaneously fucking HIS wife… Making you a bull.

Can you be a cuck and a bull simultaneously?

Nah.

Hence Aaron can’t be a cuck, and most importantly: NO NIGGER COCKS EVER CAME CLOSE TO APRILS VALKYRIE SNATCH!!!
 
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If Kayla was really an active degenerate, I reckon we would have seen a lot more of her. Instead she has been mostly invisible ever since.
Are you saying she isn't a degenerate? Not all 'degenerates' post onlyfans content out there, in fact I would argue that the worst and most degenerate people keep it relatively under wraps. Just keep in mind that Nick and Kayla managed to mostly keep all this under wraps for years and they are basically livestreaming their entire lives. I think Kayla probably realizes that if she started posting actual nudes, her and Nicks family would probably decide to cut them off for real, honestly.
 
Apologies for the blatant sexism to one of our most prized female farmers.

But…

I think it’s a pretty old story that some chick lures a guy in by promising consequence free sex “I can’t have kids :( “ only to turn out pregnant
If I know anything about crazy/hot women, they need  fun. Cocaine and sexual deviance that nobody knows about, fun. Getting arrested, drugs seized & the whole town, your whole family & the whole internet calling you a human fleshlight, not fun. Isolating all your friends & now living amongst an older couple with significant family & legal stress, not fun. April's a likely host of terminal daddy issues. She doesn't "fall in love" so much as she rebels & seeks to fill a void, neither of which have long term solutions. The only conceivable reason she'd continue to stay at Nick's house would be for more blow, which will require Nick to continue acquiring & possessing blow to keep her compliant. He really doesn't have the luxury now of having everything; it's either coke & April or it's Kayla and the kids.
But make no mistake Rekeita, whatever you choose here, you'll get neither.
Nobody is narcissistic enough to be immune to suicidal thoughts.
In his case his suicidal thoughts are narcissistic. Do it Nick show us your heart boy.
 
Not an ACTIVE degenerate, no.

Her degenerate behavior is a result of being inspired and led by Nick.

If not for Nick, she likely would be happy with her church, her family and her hobbies.
By all accounts she was pilled up on legal mood altering drugs before Nick had his midlife crisis and started his spiral, it wouldn't have taken much to push her into the harder stuff.
 
Not an ACTIVE degenerate, no.

Her degenerate behavior is a result of being inspired and led by Nick.

If not for Nick, she likely would be happy with her church, her family and her hobbies.
If I do degenerate shit that I have been inspired to do by someone else, I am still an active degenerate. I really don't understand where this narrative comes from that Nick controlled and corrupted his wife. Granted, I am not up to date with every single detail but I followed this thread actively for years. I have found no factual basis to support that. There are probably more hints to support the opposite narrative, that Kayle got Nick into swining in this thread. Not that I believe that myself.
Bottom line is that she is as responsible to take care of her children as Nick. She didn't do that.
 
Cocaine and sexual deviance that nobody knows about, fun. Getting arrested, drugs seized & the whole town, your whole family & the whole internet calling you a human fleshlight, not fun.
Imagine being known to the internet as Nick's Bang Maid. How embarrassing. Whoever told her that her reputation wasn't ruined is wrong, it's in the gutter. I hope whichever simp lines up next to save her opens his dms with "I'm looking for a live in maid to drive my kids to activities".
 
Imagine being known to the internet as Nick's Bang Maid. How embarrassing. Whoever told her that her reputation wasn't ruined is wrong, it's in the gutter. I hope whichever simp lines up next to save her opens his dms with "I'm looking for a live in maid to drive my kids to activities".

And when it’s just her and Nick, she’ll be known as the woman who nuked a family of seven.

The only saving grace is that her real name is April Anderson, and most of this stuff was done when she was legally April Imholte.
 
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This got lost in Keanu reading out her messages but Aaron also dropped some details of his messages with Rekieta.


According to what Aaron has said in the past, the messages were erased, so all he has left are screenshots. I believe he's also referenced this before as his final messages from Rekieta.

Because he won't give anyone the satisfaction of seeing the screenshot, I created a ROUGH REPRODUCTION of what Aaron's screenshot would look like based on the texts Aaron read out, with my guesses of formatting and message breaks to try to see if the texts at least match the length of what an actual screenshot would be on a modern phone.

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It appears the length is roughly consistent, with some variance for whatever the dimensions of the bubbles would be. (I suppose he could have been screenshotting everything at this point anyway)
 
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This got lost in Keanu reading out her messages but Aaron also dropped some details of his messages with Rekieta.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DOAPWjzD8BQ
According to what Aaron has said in the past, the messages were erased, so all he has left are screenshots. I believe he's also referenced this before as his final messages from Rekieta.

Because he won't give anyone the satisfaction of seeing the screenshot, I created a ROUGH REPRODUCTION of what Aaron's screenshot would look like based on the texts Aaron read out, with my guesses of formatting and message breaks to try to see if the texts at least match the length of what an actual screenshot would be on a modern phone.

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It appears the length is roughly consistent, with some variance for whatever the dimensions of the bubbles would be. (I suppose he could have been screenshotting everything at this point anyway)
oh man that is 100 percent pure unfiltered NARC RAGE. I think only patrick tomlinson transcends this level of cope and seethe.
 
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This got lost in Keanu reading out her messages but Aaron also dropped some details of his messages with Rekieta.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DOAPWjzD8BQ
According to what Aaron has said in the past, the messages were erased, so all he has left are screenshots. I believe he's also referenced this before as his final messages from Rekieta.

Because he won't give anyone the satisfaction of seeing the screenshot, I created a ROUGH REPRODUCTION of what Aaron's screenshot would look like based on the texts Aaron read out, with my guesses of formatting and message breaks to try to see if the texts at least match the length of what an actual screenshot would be on a modern phone.

View attachment 6086818

It appears the length is roughly consistent, with some variance for whatever the dimensions of the bubbles would be. (I suppose he could have been screenshotting everything at this point anyway)
I mean, Nick's not entirely wrong there...
 
Nobody is narcissistic enough to be immune to suicidal thoughts.

That is very true. The particular moment of danger for the narcissist is when something damages or breaks through their invented self-image. When they are trapped into a situation where they can no longer even lie to themselves.

This is a quote on the subject that puts it well:

When their imagined grandiosity, so intrinsic to their inflated sense of self, is inexorably undermined, life ceases to make any sense to them. It’s bereft of all positive meaning. In a sense, they feel “deceased” even before they are deceased.

Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is one example of a suicidal narcissist IMO.

I mean, Nick's not entirely wrong there...

The interesting thing about that chat log is that both sides of it apply to both of them. You could say that the messages from Nick were Aarons and Aarrons messages were Nicks.....and it would still all be equally true.

You can see in those messages both why they became friends and why it didn't last.
 
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Personally I find it rather wholesome that Aaron didn’t just come out of this mess without any charges, but also with the added insight that he’s a hedonist who needs to change his ways.

He’s attending Al-anon and seeing a therapist. Good for him. It’s rare that someone his age man’s up and says: “I have fucked up repeatedly in the past and I need to change.”

If Nick had just a fraction of his insight and humility, he’d be in a much better place.
I ve tended to to semi-think similarly.

However, he's also an idiot who is already dating/sleeping with someone new. Whom he implies is age-appropriate and with her own career, and has sense, but if Aaron thinks a woman who would fall into bed with him right now doesn't have a little something wild or off in her, he's not learned nearly enough. Or doesn't appreciate that he may be (irl) able to come across as more stable than he really is right now.

Dude, you are radioactive at this moment. Fresh off a second divorce, embroiled in a public soap opera that is very much OK going. A week ago you were wistful about Kayla and though you may as actually be indifferent to April now, take a fucking beat. And evaluate anyone who will touch you at this exact moment accordingly.

I'm sure she's a lovely woman, but jfc.

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This got lost in Keanu reading out her messages but Aaron also dropped some details of his messages with Rekieta.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DOAPWjzD8BQ
According to what Aaron has said in the past, the messages were erased, so all he has left are screenshots. I believe he's also referenced this before as his final messages from Rekieta.

Because he won't give anyone the satisfaction of seeing the screenshot, I created a ROUGH REPRODUCTION of what Aaron's screenshot would look like based on the texts Aaron read out, with my guesses of formatting and message breaks to try to see if the texts at least match the length of what an actual screenshot would be on a modern phone.

View attachment 6086818

It appears the length is roughly consistent, with some variance for whatever the dimensions of the bubbles would be. (I suppose he could have been screenshotting everything at this point anyway)

I wish they weren't being so opaque in the slap-fight though. What does Nick mean Aaron was lying about? And I actually (God help me) watched that show and I didn't think he said, but I was also working so could have missed it, but when were those texts? Back when Aaron was "breaking up the band," or after the arrest?
 
I wish they weren't being so opaque in the slap-fight though. What does Nick mean Aaron was lying about? And I actually (God help me) watched that show and I didn't think he said, but I was also working so could have missed it, but when were those texts? Back when Aaron was "breaking up the band," or after the arrest?
Aaron was probably lying about the degree of his own involvement.

Call me gay and optimistic but the best True Ending to this all is that Aaron's ex wife finds out about all this and decides to rape him in court over this. Aaron never sees his children again and she grooms them to hate him for the rest of his life. Kayla breaks his heart, and he realizes he has nothing left. Aaron necks himself.

Nick, necks himself in jail after Kayla divorce rapes him for everything at the advice of her legal counsel.
 
I’m betting this saga ends with one of the women OD’ing and nick catching a charge for it, which would fittingly make for a public spectacle court case streamed by his former grift clan
 
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