💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Potatoherder]

- Keanu thinks they both want Kayla gone

Of all the things said this is the one i believe the most. Nick clearly is done with Kayla and found a newer model. He is tired of her family having so much power over their lives and wants to be done with it. I think he will string her along for a bit to delay the suicide attempts. That would make him look even worse.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

he literally broke out the bible after breaking out the balldo as if everyone is a naive retard, it would be frankly insulting if i hadn't already written you off as a faggot

Nick thinks his audience is stupid and has the memory of a gnat. In some respects, he’s right, a lot of absolute morons watch him. He probably could get away with leaning into the trad dad and Bible shit with the average locals and casual YT fan. By July They’d sort of half remember something bad happened with Nick, or was it some other YT?, oh look a OF thot with huge tits thinks women shouldn’t vote!

His obsession with KF is due to its collective memory, archiving his stupidity and being the one spot not following his narrative. KF is the thorn in his side, or the thorn that endangers his swelled balloon ego.

If Nick wants to dive into the trad con dad YT he could. They really seem to love the most obvious, slimey grifters. Maybe Nick and Crowder could trade off their old alienated fan bases, that need new e-daddies and parasocial buds.

The biggest problem is Nick will never ever reach his previous levels of fame or income. He got lucky and fucked it up. To cultivate the tradcon dad grift he would have to do what he claims he hates - Trump, guns, Bible, etc..and stick to a regular streaming schedule.

Nick is a shitty lawyer and he knows it. This is one reason he hates lawtube and doesn’t want to do trial streams. Lawtube is 90% lawyers too shitty, or inept, to make it as real attorneys so they play one on YT instead. Nick wanted to be Daxi Pad but he’s somehow even less funny than Dick. Nobody is going to watch Nick for comedy.

But Nick thinks his witty insight and general commentary are what they people want. I’m sure he had this epiphany on shrooms, X, and coke one night two years ago.

I also think Nick getting Kayla to take shrooms and MDMA made it a lot easier to sell her on all this swinging BS. Cult leaders found psychedelics very handy for a reason, it’s an excellent manipulation tool.

If one was curious how a woman goes from trad mom of five who homes schools and goes to church x2 a week to swinging, tattooed woman with a dirty house and hungry kids…drugs is almost always the answer.

All this is to say I hope Nick meets his destiny and turns his locals into a pseudo-Christian swinger cult that explains the Bible, Christianity and comedy to everyone the “Rekieta Way TM”

 

[The Internet Dick]

If Coomy really was trying to be a friend to Nick who checks on him daily, he would not be dropping info that gets Nick into more trouble/further damages his reputation.

I don't think Rekieta's reputation can be further damaged than it already is. Look up the Minnesota Rules of Conduct, the section entitled Maintaining the Integrity of the Profession, specifically Rule 8.4(b): "...commit a criminal act that reflects adversely on the lawyer's honesty, trustworthiness, or fitness as a lawyer in other respects."

Admittedly, this provision of the Rules regarding professional conduct is something of a catch-all, but the Minnesota Bar could theoretically disbar Rekieta for something as small as his no-show on the traffic violations he's blown off. He's an officer of the court. He broke the law and failed to appear. A conviction on any one of the bigger charges against him is more than enough to make Rekieta an instant non-attorney. Yet on he goes, playing at Internet drama with his fellow misfits, neurotics, narcissists, sex pests, and sociopaths.

Rekieta comparing himself to King David nauseated me. David, forced to confront the terrible nature of his crimes by Nathan, humbled himself, begged forgiveness, and sought redemption. I see none of that here.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Rekieta comparing himself to King David nauseated me.

When he did this it made me start to wonder if he has manic episodes. Very typical behavior to have a persecution complex and claim affinity with a larger than life figure.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

Do you honestly believe the baldo is better?

"Better" is a strong word. Balldo doesn't also have to be a cuck for him to be a terrible fucking person who has completely destroyed his life.

Just because Balldo got to have a polycule and didn't end up being a cuck doesn't mean he's some how justified or vindicated in all this. It just means he wasn't a cuckhold on top of everything else that was happening.

 

[owed to joy]

What a week to be the laughing stock & petulant exile of lawtube. Between the Karen Read texts being read in open court, YSL judge going full tyrant-mode, Biden's conviction, Trump's conviction, the stay in Trump's RICO trial, to specific Rekieta niche-topics like Riley's stalking charge & Ben Thorpe apprehended probably feeding on Mama JF's corpse in the woods... Plenty of money to be made and yet this smug faggot Rekieta is telling us about liking breakfast. Riveting.
I honestly don't mind Aaron at this point. The more Nick wants everyone to hate him, the more I grow to like him. Coomalot should reach out to Aaron actually, since he's so inexplicably butthurt over losing a male "friend" that was clearly interchangeable with any extroverted retard.
Cooms isn't playing any chess here. He's a fucking idiot who can't commit to any independent thoughts of his own. Easily impressionable but with the memory & critical thinking skills of an insect. I imagine he did do some lines or molly and fuck hookers with Nick in Vegas and elsewhere and he's treading carefully enough that Nick won't out him as his career is in fragile and infantile state.

I know many people romanticize this trad concept of meeting your spouse early in life & essentially only ever experiencing sex and a relationship with that one person. Sweet idea I guess but all too often in my experience, those are the couples who gravitate to this debauch swapping/swinging shit. Maybe it's exacerbated by the praise people give these couples & that might add pressure to disallow them to separate like normal couples when their interest in each other wanes and extends elsewhere. Maybe it's a lot of things, maybe it's pure coincidence, but if anything Rekieta is a perfect example of why divorce can be a solution & why you should probably not marry the first person willing to fuck you.

 

[Harm]

My favorite part of the King David diatribe from Nick was his admission that how he was reading into that story was very much how he was teaching the Bible to children at the church which led to him being ousted.

I dread to find out what he told them about the story of Esther as well, considering his remarks about how he has to "un-teach" what his children learn about Bible school to make sure they know the Balldo approved truth.

 

[indomitable snowman]

5280 pages. If each page was a foot long, it would be a mile of Rackets postings. Or possibly the length of the rail he should try with all his free time without the pesky kids or stream schedule.

 

[owed to joy]

My favorite part of the King David diatribe from Nick was his admission that how he was reading into that story was very much how he was teaching the Bible to children at the church which led to him being ousted.

I dread to find out what he told them about the story of Esther as well, considering his remarks about how he has to "un-teach" what his children learn about Bible school to make sure they know the Balldo approved truth.

Pure cult shit. You can hear the documentary narrator now, "Nick's teachings became more and more self-serving and worrisome. Churchgoers grew concerned & eventually Nick was removed from his teaching post. Little did they know, from here it only got worse."

 

[RodgerDodger]

Unfortunately the use of Botox and cosmetic filler injections can both cause different types of brain damage which have compounded in his case, rendering him clinically retarded with perma bloat face.

Really? I always just assumed it was just fetal alcohol syndrome.

 

[East_Clintwood]

A conviction on any one of the bigger charges against him is more than enough to make Rekieta an instant non-attorney

It's really probably not. I've covered this a couple of times but Minnesota is very reluctant to disbar people, and almost all of the few they have done of the last few years have been directly related to their law practice, and predominantly from fucking with client funds which is the biggest no-no for lawyers. There have even been a couple of examples of people with arguably more severe crimes than Rekieta (multiple counts of possession of CP or Criminal Sexual Misconduct with a child 13-15yo) who were merely suspended rather than disbarred.

For anyone curious this is a breakdown of disbarments over the last few years in MN, sourced from the annual discipline summaries:
2020 - 3 disbarments
1)bankruptcy fraud
2)prosecutorial misconduct
3)failure to maintain accounts and books

2021 - 4 disbarments
1)misappropriating trust assets
2)misappropriating clients funds
3)practicing law while already suspended for misappropriating client funds
4)conspiracy to commit health care fraud relating to his personal injury practice

2022 - 5 disbarments
1)conspiracy to commit bank fraud to help client hide assets
2)several counts of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct involving clients
3)conspiracy to commit health care fraud + misappropriating client funds
4)breaching fiduciary duties by draining client funds
5)misappropriation of client funds

2023 - 3 disbarments
1)misappropriation of client funds and dishonest conduct
2)conspiracy to commit health care fraud relating to his personal injury practice
3)misconduct related to his representation of clients in immigration matters

 

[Angry Crustacean]

My favorite part of the King David diatribe from Nick was his admission that how he was reading into that story was very much how he was teaching the Bible to children at the church which led to him being ousted.

I dread to find out what he told them about the story of Esther as well, considering his remarks about how he has to "un-teach" what his children learn about Bible school to make sure they know the Balldo approved truth.

Gaslighting his own children about morality is vile. Not as bad as failing to provide meals and hygiene, but awful nonetheless.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I know many people romanticize this trad concept of meeting your spouse early in life & essentially only ever experiencing sex and a relationship with that one person. Sweet idea I guess but all too often in my experience, those are the couples who gravitate to this debauch swapping/swinging shit. Maybe it's exacerbated by the praise people give these couples & that might add pressure to disallow them to separate like normal couples when their interest in each other wanes and extends elsewhere. Maybe it's a lot of things, maybe it's pure coincidence, but if anything Rekieta is a perfect example of why divorce can be a solution & why you should probably not marry the first person willing to fuck you.

The people I've known who have only been with one person do fine and have stuck together in the long term. There is no amount of fucking whores that would fix Nick and make him a good marriage partner.

 

[Captain Manning]

They met in college but yes, he was a loser who never got chicks before her. That's most likely the prime reason why he cultivated wine moms in locals and wants to fuck other chicks. He feels like he missed out.

All I can say, I wish the faggot figured out he wanted to do this shit before he got married and had five kids.

He did this whole thing ass backwards.

I am also tired of this "midlife crisis" cope by his supporters. This has to be the longest and most intense midlife crisis the world has ever seen.

 

[Tablet County]

I am also tired of this "midlife crisis" cope by his supporters. This has to be the longest and most intense midlife crisis the world has ever seen.

Wait, they're calling it a midlife crisis as a defense now? I'd call it a midlife crisis too but I wouldn't think of it as a positive spin.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Nick isn't have a midlife crisis because he is middle-aged, he is having a wholelife crisis because he has been a narcissist his entire life. His pattern of self-centered behavior has ballooned out of control, and he's in too deep with this shitty behavior. He's never changing. He's never pulling up. He will die alone.

 

[SargonF00t]

Coomy's out there playing Game of Thrones right now.

Let's hope he suffers the same fate as Little Finger.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I am also tired of this "midlife crisis" cope by his supporters. This has to be the longest and most intense midlife crisis the world has ever seen.

For Hollywood this your average Tuesday. The charges Nick are facing are practically a meme over there. That's just what fortune and fame do to some people. Money shows who people truly are and what a lot of people don't understand is that money is also trouble. You have to become MORE straight edged and disciplined to not be an ass hole when you have access to resources. Not the opposite. All it takes is a few shots on a drunken night to not say no to the guy with cocaine and BAM, you'll be in the exact same boat Nick is in. There's nothing special or new about Nick's fall from grace. It's actually hilariously textbook and predictable. He's not the first to ruin his life on nose clams and he won't be the last.

The only reason Nick's Anus Collapse is so hilarious is because of how close he was to the Farms. This was very personal for a lot of people and users who have come to follow him over the years. Many of us superchatted, subscribed, and donated to his GFM. It's a real egg on face/don't meet your idols, kids moment. But I don't have to tell you that.

 

[Spedestrian]

He has wished death on Elissa in private messages, iirc. I have a few attached below. Elissa is also a woman and Nick is a misogynist.

That comment about how his brain works really stuck out to me. Dude's a restless dopamine junkie who's been married and raising kids for over a decade. No wonder he was willing to throw it all away just to do coke and bang whores.

Exploitable:

 

[datura_binge]

That comment about how his brain works really stuck out to me. Dude's a restless dopamine junkie who's been married and raising kids for over a decade. No wonder he was willing to throw it all away just to do coke and bang whores.
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I love that the way he decided to slow down from the "too fast" last year was to start playing fast and loose with cocaine and women on camera lmao.