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They just had to become stricter about DAS because of people like that. And those that would sell access to someone else's DAS passes.
 
I’ve seen a few high flying career women get it and each one I read I get this vague flicker of ‘yeah, I get it. It’s fucking exhausting is t it? I get why you want to stay in bed.’
Is it Germany where they have these rehab holidays for knackered mums? You get a couple of weeks in an old fashioned seaside or mountain resort. Brilliant idea.
Rest is so important and we dont get enough of it. Especially Americans with so little holiday, ritual is inportant too. We’ve lost most of that in society as well
I remember from when I was a teenager that a friend's mum was rheumatic, she got to go to a special hospital for a week or two like once a year or something which was ostensibly for "treatment" but she called it her "rest cure" and when she was done there she went back to work and she said that was the sole reason she could keep working.
Also, they used to pay for people with rheumatism to get a week off in a sunny place like the Canary Islands or Spain because it was so beneficial for them and the cost of giving them that meant they needed less of other treatments.

Today I don't think that exist anymore, except for certain charities that pay for the sun vacation if you are deemed to need it.
 
They just had to become stricter about DAS because of people like that. And those that would sell access to someone else's DAS passes.
I hadn’t heard of selling them.

But the people in these groups are almost giddy if their child gets an Autism or ADHD diagnosis they can exploit. And a lot of the kids are future Chris Chans because their mommies are “protecting” them from anything inconvenient or slightly uncomfortable. The vast majority of autistic kids can wait in lines and they need to learn how to be a functional human being in general.
 
I love Disney seething. "Oh no we are never coming back." Do you think Disney fucking cares? I can tell you right now it doesn't. None of those are like das worthy, if you have a panic disorder and PTSD you are pretty limited anyway, those lines move faster.

You have to get the pass like two days in advance now. I know this because recently I just went to Disney spontaneously with a group. One person who went was disabled looked into it for his disability, but not having it would not ruin the day.
I have never been through the park without one due to a severely disabled sibling .Because of using it properly (Ie only doing only rides they could do) there were a lot of rides I had never been on
 
If you have a severe anxiety or panic disorder, a packed amusement park is the last place you should be.
Hundred percent this. And I suspect most people with those conditions legitimately (at least those for whom that environment would be a trigger) would stay well away...

But we are in the munchie thread, so I'm not surprised to see a buncha fakers Not Getting It that going would be a bad idea in the first place and claiming they're being discriminated against because they can't pretend to be speshul now.
 
Disneyland is munchie mecca.
Disneyland hasn’t changed their DAS rules yet. So no one complaining about them at the moment. Disney world just implemented it.

But I definitely agree, both parks are filled with these people. The amount of fake service dogs in the parks these days is ridiculous. I saw a comment saying someone witnessed a “service dog” die in the park because of heat stroke.
 
So I just came across Dianna Cowern (a science YouTuber) for the first time due to this tweet:

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And I immediately smelt a rat. It really comes across like she (and/or her husband) is dramatising or exaggerating at the very least. I think maybe she had “long covid” for a few months and enjoyed the attention so much that it continued indefinitely. Something is just really fishy about it all.

I had a look back and she was discussed before, but there wasn’t really a consensus on if she’s munching. There were points made that she doesn’t post enough to be a munchie but I don’t know about that. They usually have common tactics and a lot of narcissism but I don’t think that rules her out.

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So I just came across Dianna Cowern (a science YouTuber) for the first time due to this tweet
I was going to be snarky and say that I bet she reeks, but her bedding looks suspiciously clean, and even freshly washed in some pictures. I wonder how they're doing that if she can't walk and can't bear the smell of detergent.

As an aside, can long covid grifters all go in this thread or should they have a separate one? There are a LOT of them on TikTok and Twitter. I can't recall her username right now but there's an Australian girl on TikTok who is currently doing "first time out of my bed in x years" type videos with a very put-on delicate sick fragile waif voiceover that just grinds my gears.
 
What stigma against mental illness? Half the posters on Twitter have diagnosed themselves with AuDHD, and kids on TikTok are convinced their headmates are totally real DID symptoms.
That's exactly the point though: Mental illness is accepted as long as it doesn't look or feel like mental illness. All of the clout with none of the difficulties. It also adds labels (and labels are king in our hashtag- oriented social media world) and the person claiming it can now claim their space in the oppression olympics. Which kind of sucks, because it shapes how society views these conditions and the genuinely affected (even the verbal but struggling spergs) are pushed off the wagon. A brilliant example for this phenomenon is Abbie from the fathering autism channel. People online (on Tattle) are now doubting she has autism at all, and say her ID is "more pronounced". They completely dismiss that intellectual deficiency is part of Autism in the majority of cases. So ironically this whole shitshow increases stigma and causes medical professionals to take it less seriously (Just like EDS and their ilk).

And (at least that's my hypothesis) they landed on Autism/ ADHD - or that unholy abomination that is AuDHD - because other than the former popular stuff like anxiety or OCD, these disorders don't have a cure and the online activists have done a great job convincing everyone that this means there is no treatment (and treatment is evil and suppresses their "authentic self" anyway).

Is it Germany where they have these rehab holidays for knackered mums?
Yes, they are called Kur (and the resorts are called "Kur clinics". There are also Kurhotels, but they are just hotels with some extra health and wellness shit and in the middle of nowhere). Funding got cut in recent years and they are now really hard to get approved (now it is basically for mothers with sick kids), but some of them still exist. It is two or three weeks with the kids (who are looked after by staff) with activities like Yoga, hiking, arts&crafts and some therapy/ general health shit. And even without this, just talking to other mums (and dads if they are the primary caregiver) who experience the same grind is often very helpful.
 
Andie Proskus part 7, the end. Part 6 was rather boring, as Andie settled into her new life where no one on Tiktok cares about her struggle anymore. She found a new set of mommies in Best Buddies International, a volunteer organization that pairs intellectually disabled people with non-disabled peers for social activities. She mostly spent a year lusting after expensive mobility devices now that she has gotten her $50k standing chair, whining that she could not get her paws on an accessible van, a power chair that can climb stairs, or an all-terrain track chair that can go over beach sand, all while continuing to dance without any support when she felt like it.

In our final part, Andie tries to regain her position in the social media pecking order by telling us all about how she's been manipulating all the adults around her since she was in preschool.

#bodydysmorphiawontwin. it's weird how she suddenly has all this money isn't it? Rock n' Rags isn't the most expensive clothing brand on the planet but this outfit was probably $70 despite looking like it came from the juniors section at Walmart.
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In this version of her history she walked late but nothing else was off with her development. After that she had a normal childhood of dance lessons, playing on the beach (in as much as one can call this dismal gravel pit a beach), and running around off like any other kid, except that starting in preschool it became apparent that she had a learning disability. She's the only one in her family with her disabilities. Also claiming her IQ is in the 60s but you wouldn’t be able to tell from talking to her. Now she says the reason the outpatient therapies she had didn't work is she was too low-IQ to understand what she was supposed to do. At school she needed one-on-one help in classes. I don't know, I both think she is retarded and also think she does not have an actual IDD of any sort. "Don't stay stuck there" says the woman rotting in a group home for non-verbal autists because she won't chug a protein shake. (Also this just made me think of Sarah-Jean Adolphus when she tested with profound retardation after lying on her neuropsych exam and god I miss that alcoholic moron)
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A scan? Are we in for another cancer saga?
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WE ARE!!! She reports they found a mass on her lung and the pulmonologist thinks it might be a tumor. That would explain all her symptoms all her other doctors keep telling her are just her nerves screaming from the massive wounds in her back. She also had a Tree-in-Bud sign on a previous scan which she claims has now resolved. This will be only her second biopsy after the muscle biopsy she had as a teenager. What about all those masses and tumors she kept claiming they found?
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Kristi with the chin is still around. Andie has spent the last few weeks fighting with the house over her ability level, where she claims she’s not competent to dress herself or use the toilet independently and they refuse to get female staff to indulge her. She recently chimped that she can’t even get her starbies independently because she doesn’t understand how money works. She’s shocked and offended that this backfires and results in her losing privileges she once enjoyed. Now if she’s leaving the home and needs her medications while she’s out, her mommy has to come sign out the dose.
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Suddenly when her opiate access is threatened she’s just fine to send a barrage of emails and manage her own care until they agree to give her privileges again. Also her doctors need to decide how to biopsy her because the mass is in a weird spot.
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She got shingles and for the first time ever she talks about getting botox for migraines. Shingles is all she talks about for a while.
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Ooh this one’s interesting. She takes a THC gummy for the first time before her PET scan, then has some kind of incident when they try to do the scan, feeling like she can’t breathe and increased heart rate, disoriented, vitals crashing, etc. So do we think this is just a green out, this is her guilty conscience surfacing while she’s under the influence of a substance she wasn’t prepared for, a genuine panic attack out of fear that it really is cancer this time and she’s not in control, or plain munchie attention olympics?
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Another version of her backstory and this one’s a doozy. She starts by saying the first sign of her learning disability was when she was asked questions in preschool she wouldn't respond. She was sent for a lot of testing and they found her IQ was in the 60s. In middle school she was placed in special ed. She would have been in elementary school but they didn't have a special ed program at her school - is that a thing? I thought special ed was kind of mandatory in public schools. Maybe she didn't go to public in elementary. She attended only one mainstream class after this, health, and even then she had to have an aid and got out assignments. Her physical symptoms now started in middle school and she had to have a ton of therapies she's never mentioned in the past, including "swim therapy" (which she has previously said was just her and her sisters using the local public pool). She also did occupational, physical, speech, and vision therapy, the latter because she had eye tracking problems. She loved it because it was pediatric therapy so they let her play on a swingset and pretend to be a baby again. She started to get better but then her mobility took a nosedive in high school. She then tells us how her diagnostic journey was long when we know it took a few months, max, by the many other versions of this story she has told.
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She also lets us know the first chair she had was a rental they had to leave at the school because they didn’t have a way to transport it. Mom eventually got a chair lift on the back of the van but refused to make the van fully accessible so that Andie could just roll her chair up a ramp because (besides the obvious point that Andie did not need this) there wouldn’t have been enough seating for other people. Her parents always complained about her having the chair, probably because she walked around the house just fine without it. They wouldn’t get her a stair lift or an external lift to a balcony on her bedroom either. Her bathroom had a tub and they refused to remove that to make it accessible, also the bathroom was carpeted (lol ew the 70s were weird) and they never cleaned it. So from what info is available on realtor sites and the exterior entrance remark, her bedroom was a bonus room above the "dirty, cold" garage.
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An older male friend (guessing it was Brian Hartwig because he does some handyman stuff) makes ramps for her without consulting her parents, who do not want ramps all over the house for Andie’s disability larp especially since her bedroom is up a spiral staircase she climbs up just fine. Remember that by around this point Andie was also walking 13 miles a day with her walker. Her mom also traded in the van for a normal car and got rid of the wheelchair lift when she did. Andie takes the time to throw Sarah under the bus again, saying she can’t drive and is way too dependent on her mom so mom’s excuse that she wants her kids to be independent is bullshit. We end with another rant about how filthy the house was. I’ve looked at probably hundreds of pics of Andie’s parents’ house by this point and it always looks fine. Sometimes there’s an abandoned project or the detritus of three teenage girls strewn about, some mess in the kitchen, but I never look at it and go “look at that filth” the way I do some munchie hovels. I also want to circle back to the gofundme after Noodle got attacked and the fact that it became Andie’s Accessible Van Fund. If that was changed around the time that Noodle got hurt then the van argument happened right before Andie moved into the group home.
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Oct 25, has a bronchoscopy to check the mass in her lung. They literally messed up and she had to wake up too early. She posts a funny bae caught me anesthesiaing pic to say they had trouble waking her up.
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She’s barred by hospital regs and HIPAA from being able to hand-deliver her socks so now she includes a card in the bag imploring the parents to send a pic of their kids wearing them. I don’t like this at all.
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Lol. Andie wanted to go to the gala dinner for Best Buddies International, the organization pairing IDD people with non-disabled mentors. She needed to raise a certain amount in donations to get a seat at the table. I saw her post one time asking for donations towards this cause then she never mentioned it again, but mentioned her stupid vanity sock thing dozens of times. Here she is whining that she would have made the goal if she didn’t have this learning disability that makes her not understand how to get sponsorships and stuff. It’s just so hard for her to ask for donations when she’s such a giver - except she was asking for donations for her vanity project the whole time. Everyone else could accomplish this, apparently, since she says she was the only one not there but also her health was just so bad.
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Another new version of the backstory. This time she was so athletic as a child she won a rope skipping contest and got her name on the gymnasium wall in addition to her many dance classes. In middle school she participated in PE but they excused her from anything difficult like jumping over things. After this they switched her to adaptive SPED PE. I do wonder if this was true. I can believe she was malingering to get out of PE just as much as I can believe she has inserted this into her backstory to try to legitimize her MD claims. Her friends have abandoned her because of her health. Certainly not because she lied about having cancer over and fucking over.
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All I do is use their own words and actions to point out the discrepancies in their stories. That's what very few of them seem to recognize. I take great measures to consider every one of their stories potentially true until proven false which is why I ran so long with the possibility that someone might have stolen Andie's photos in an elaborate cancer catfish she was truly uninvolved in until I saw actual videos of her saying she was on chemo for her tumors. I considered she might have a LGMD that was really causing muscle weakness in her pelvic and shoulder girdles leading to some bizarre but genuine disabilities, until her abilities shifted too many times, until it went from “need someone to feed me because my arms are too weak to lift an oreo to my mouth” to “I can do tiktok dances and bring a 24oz drink to my mouth without issues.”
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Right after this, talking about how she was walking miles and miles every day during her compulsive exercise days. Now we learn she was walking between 3 and 5 in the morning every day. Hello anorexia red flag! It's really common for the ED set to do their compulsive exercise at night so that people don't know they're doing it. My bestie in high school got up at 4 am every single day to run for miles then sneak back in before her parents woke up. Reminder that the PT spend this entire session gently mocking her funny fake gait abnormality.
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I have gone through 15 years of Andie’s social media history and found one time she ever specified a type of muscular dystrophy. In 2010 while also faking two kinds of cancer, a rare autoimmune disease, and claiming to be in a goddamned coma she said it was Bethlem myopathy. Andie’s tactic is to use the broadest terms (“progressive muscular disease” or “myopathy”) and then when people say she’s not answering questions about it she narrows it down to “muscular dystrophy” and says there’s many types. But other than that one-off she never specifies which one, which gene the mutation is on, or anything like that. It’s like if someone says they have cancer, and someone asks “what type?” and they respond “pancreatic” most people won’t require elaboration past that. A small amount of people familiar might ask for more specifics because there’s a big difference between a low-grade pancreatic NET or a “settle your affairs” ductal adenocarcinoma. The fact that she’s specifying the other person is in a powerchair makes me think perhaps this is a case where the other person has MD or and knows Andie is not making any sense. But for all we know it’s Nina Jean, lol.
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Oh and we have to discard Bethlem Myopathy as the answer because she’s still claiming that was someone making a fake account of her to bully her.
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Is it just me or do these look like used socks?
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“It’s okay to ask questions and learn more about our disability.” Okay. I would like to learn more about muscular dystrophy and its many forms. What form, specifically, do you have, was it genetically confirmed, and if so what gene is affected? Which of your muscle groups is affected? If you're not faking then answering those questions will shut down criticism. Sure, you don't owe me that information but if you have the answer and have spent 15 years dodging fake claims why not share it?
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She hasn’t mentioned being in the hospital other than for her sock charity, but she announces she’s home to celebrate Hannukah.
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Over a month?? That brings us back to the bronchoscopy. WE MISSED ANOTHER CANCER SAGA I JUST FUCKING KNOW IT Also wow nice neat painting there, almost like there’s nothing wrong with her fine motor skills or something.
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For a while it’s just sock charity updates but she’s back to pretending she can’t use her arms, after just showing off her painting skills.
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But when it’s time to hold the baby her arms are fine. Weird how that disability is so situational and seems to be based entirely on who is around her, huh? Also that person handing the balloons to Andie in the first pic is almost definitely her evil abusive mother who only ever puts her down.
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And the next post she has to remind us all that her family is terrible and her mental health has suffered from being around them. Rachel is now on the shitlist too, apparently. But in this version of the compulsive exercise saga, the the reason that she left the house at 3 am was to get away from their abuse. Wat? Are they fuckin vampires, up in the middle of the night harassing you? Just a few posts back she said she walked from 3-5 am every day but now the story is she walked all day, walked downtown once the sun came up, and once the malls opened for indoor walkers she went and walked there. If you've ever read the book Wasted by Marya Hornbacher (a memoir of her eating disorder), the author used to do exactly this in some dreadfully cold place. Minnesota I think. She described how at the worst of her ED her daily routine was going out in the middle of the night to buy an enormous black coffee and walk until her legs would no longer hold her. Nah I'm going to guess in this case the "abuse" was them trying to stop her from exercising and her deciding to wake up extra early and sneak out. I'd like to point out that she has her own dedicated entrance to her bedroom so she didn't even need to sneak through the house to get out. She just had to quietly leave through her own entrance and they wouldn't know she was gone until she either came home or failed to come downstairs in the morning. (anecdotally, my bestie as a teenager was a severe compulsive exerciser and did exactly this - she lived in the basement and would go out quietly through the Bilco doors at like 2 am, run for hours, then quietly sneak back in. By the time her parents came home she'd be in the shower and they'd just assume she just woke up.)
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Now her walking hours were 3 am to 6am and it's back to 8 miles a day, not 13. She also claimed this second video was proof of her back starting to hunch when it’s obviously her trying and failing to keep up with a dance routine she's watching on the monitor. (It's some Hannah Montana thing that is obviously well above her skill level.) I do enjoy this fence she's sitting on though. In one post she's never let anyone tell her she's not capable, she's such a brave little fighter who tries to do everything for herself. The next, mommy needs to change her undies for her and if she refuses it's abuse.
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“This was during one of the many times I tried to convince the general public I was dying of cancer by keeping my hair covered at all times while I shuffled around with my walker. I still do that to this day but have switched to baseball caps.”
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The juxtaposition of her powerchair with the high back and neck support and her on the slide. Jesus christ. Prealbumin down to 6.3 so she still can’t get surgery and smells like rotten flesh.
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Look at that. Finally admitting that she’s not just doing joyous movement for her mental health when she walks for hours and dances but trying to burn off the calories she’s eating. Her insurance and medical needs (especially the gross pits in her back) keep her from getting a higher level of treatment. She claims ACUTE rejected her. Now instead of not being able to get surgery because she won't eat protein, there's many reasons the surgery is impossible (no she won't tell us what those are, either because they're not real or because they're also things she could fix.) Please don't comment on my intentionally ridiculous appearance thank u.
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In the comments she shoots down every suggestion for treatment while still admitting she didn't go too deep into trying to get a medical exception at anywhere like ACUTE to save her life.
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Unsurprisingly, Andie’s favorite race was the one they dedicated to her, Andiethon. She's claiming she stopped "running" after her spinal infection started but there's actually an almost two year gap between when the running mommies abandoned her and when the infection started.
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Lol “beginner with this stuff”, luxury brands. Like the ten year olds demanding Drunk Elephant because that’s what they see the tiktok thots using. I looked at this product and it seems like it’s your basic bitch foaming cleanser with nothing really special about it. Even the gals at r/SkincareAddiction seem to think you’re paying for the illusion of luxury and that the reason the brand is popular is it’s promoted by high-end spas. It would make sense because she only started making skincare posts after getting another spa day/facial with that woman who used to be her nurse. She wants to get a vanity for her room as soon as she gets rid of that stinky old non-standing powerchair and her whole computer desk set up. Also admitting her bathroom isn't accessible at the group home, lol.
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Andie got groceries independently! All she needed was help figuring out what items she needed, getting them off the shelves, putting them in her bags, and using her debit card but other than that she did it all by herself!!! A friendly reminder that if she's on the trail and going to starbucks and all that, it means her mom picked her up and drove her. Ms Independent!
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Andie, living on public assistance, tells us that Starbucks made her drink wrong so she UberEats herself a new one while rubbing various luxury goos into her face. And also had a planned trip to Utah she had to cancel because no one would go with her. There were no other posts about her going to Utah so I guess she deleted them or they were in stories (probably the former, this is Andie we're talking about.) My guess is she thought that disabled travel company she ran into at the expo would assign her a playmate to go on her trip with her and was shocked and dismayed that they just help you find accessible accommodations and experiences
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“If you judge people who do maybe you need to dig deeper into yourself and try to find why people may do this.” You are not one to be making this statement given the many times I have found you faking cancer with evidence from your own social media. Even if everything else about your health was true the cancer claims were undeniably demonstrably false and you know it. You can hide behind ‘muh abuse’ and ‘muh learning disability’ but if you didn’t know it was wrong to claim you have cancer when you do not and make people think you are on chemo, in a coma, and going to fucking die you wouldn’t delete the evidence and try to blame it on other people when you get caught. “Empathetic, selfless” people don’t lie about having fucking leukemia and terminal brain tumors or needing heart transplants. “Be kind.” I was. My reward was I got catfished by a 40 year old morbidly obese woman who claimed to be a young kid dying in a hospital of CF, who told me stories she stole from real women who died from that terrible disease. Now I have kind of a chip on my shoulder about people lying on the Internet about having terminal illnesses and like to make them giant laughingstocks because it’s cathartic and fun.
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Newest version of the lump story reduces it from PROBABLY A TOOMAH to another abscess from her infected hardware. The rest of this is all shit we've heard.
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You know, I know there’s situations where one child is singled out for abuse in the family and that sometimes it takes a lot of time and thought for the other siblings to realize this because they didn’t see it because they were under the influence of the parent. In this case we have a near total absence of her family’s side of the story and we are only able to consider what Andie is telling us. We have mountains of proof that Andie is a liar and we can’t trust anything she tells us until there is undeniable proof, and there are reasonable alternative explanations to almost everything she says about her family.
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Andie absolutely reeks all the time because of her leaking abscesses and there's nothing she can do about it except eat protein so they can get the hardware out. In the comments she says she was on a vent in the hospital. Proof of her daily starbies order but not proof she was on a fucking vent? Nope.
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I don't know why her hand grip on things is o deeply unsettling to me. There is something very alien about it beyond just being super thin and I don't know what it is.
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You were constantly being “harassed” because you repeatedly faked cancer on that platform. Because you told people you were dying in an ICU but your sister let people know you were out for a walkies. Because you scammed insurance for a $50k standing wheelchair then go out with just your walker because you don’t want to take the accessible bus because that means you are not the only person who is being served and you have to suffer the agony of other people getting to their stops before you are brought to yours. “Despite having 2million followers on Tiktok I never got any PR packages” wonder why that is. Also pretty sure this is a child’s sweater.
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YOUR MOMMY TOOK YOU TO GET YOUR BROWS WAXED AT A MEDSPA. A luxury outing she didn’t NEED to take you on. If you’re just using the walker anyway because mom’s car isn’t accessible why not call an uber or a taxi or hell, I’m sure there’s people who will come do your brows for you at your home. Or you could buy a pair of tweezers on amazon for a few dollars, or those heatless wax strips and gels where all you have to do is apply, rub to make sure they adhere, and peel, or those little razor wands for shaping your brows. Or accept that shaped brows are not a necessity for a happy life and you will survive with bushy untamed brows. There are so many ways to avoid this “abuse”. What I’m getting from the story is Andie, having shown that she’s perfectly capable of getting around in private, is now making a big show with her walker and playing helpless because she’s in public in front of the former nurse/now medspa lady who coddles her. She’s still posting herself walking on trails with this very walker she claims is so broken and useless. She also says in the comments her hair doesn’t grow much. I mean fine maybe after this many years of malnutrition she’s having hair growth problems but she also shaved it regularly until very recently.
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Lol the reddit ladies are right, she’s on these expensive ~medical grade~ skincare products because the “friend” who does her eyebrows pushed them on her. The new products include a serum that costs nearly $500. I actually looked into this shit because all it said was it “Triple DNA” (hey kids! free trisomy in every bottle!) I thought perhaps it was the Jew baby foreskin lotion I’ve heard so much about but alas, it’s made from salmon, sturgeon, and “the essence of bees.”
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Let me indulge my autism for just a minute because I need to do this. Here are the products Andie has shown in her skincare videos in the last few weeks (including the many I didn't bother posting):
Valmont Bubble Falls Cleanser: $80
Valmont Vital Falls Toner: $110
Valmont Moisturizing with a Cream: $200
Valmont v-Line Eye Cream: $270
Epionce Renewal Lotion: $102
Epielle Character sheet masks: $14 for six
Dove dry spray underarm deodorant, lavender fresh: $7
Juicy Couture Viva la Juicy Perfume: $68
Glo Skin Beauty C-shield eye restore hydrator: $52
CeraVe Moisture Cream: $24
Neutrogena Ultra-Sheer Dry Touch Sunscreen SPF 70: $10
Glow Recipe Watermelon Pore-Tight Toner: $35
Glow Recipe Plum Plump Hyaluronic Cream: $40
The Ordinary Hyaluronic Acid 2% + B5: $10
The Ordinary Niacinamide 10% + Zinc 1%: $6
Valmont L’Elixir des Glaciers Serum Majesteux: $460
Burt’s Bees lip balm: $3
OGX Coconut Milk Shampoo: $7
Twisted Allure Don’t Open Til Christmas body wash: $25
Twisted Allure Child’s Play body spray: $17
Twisted Allure Horror in Whoville body butter: $22
Sun Bum Original Face Sunscreen spf 50: $16
Epionce Lite Lytic Tx: $56
Epionce Intense Defense Serum: $150
Valmont L’Elixir des Glaciers Vos Yeux: $400
Clean Skin Club Towels: $18
Total: $2202. that is more than my entire household expenses in a month. I don't care what stupid bullshit people want to spend their own hard-earned money on but Andie is scamming the government and taxpayers multiple ways to pay for her $400 fish goo.

Finally! She decides to tell her story for a new audience drawn in by her skincare videos. Her audience doesn’t appear to be growing. She’s just getting the expensive brands she name drops in tags to thank her for using their overpriced products. But this is a full version of her life story and it’s fucking great. Tops every other version we’ve ever gotten out of her and explains the learning disability and how she was able to convince people she was just above drooling flesh-loaf retarded.

In this version she was born on the small end of normal. She walked late and was scooting around on her butt for while, but apparently not too late since at a very young age she was able to run around like a normal kid. In preschool they noticed she didn't respond to questions, which she claimed before, except this time she specifies that she didn't understand what they were asking. She's getting her timeline all mixed up here and I think it's deliberate. I don't think she had any kind of diagnosis of learning disability until much later but by saying she got testing starting in preschool and "eventually" a diagnosis she can make it seem like she was diagnosed at 4.

She lived in Oregon until Kindergarten, then lived in St. Louis, where her extended family lives, for the next two years. She hated dance and she hated running in PE class. Dad started drinking while they were there. He hated his job and wrote "i fucking hate St. Louis" on the walls of the house. For third grade she moved back to Oregon.
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Her mobility was good and she was able to get up and down the spiral stairs by herself. It was against this backdrop that she first got placed in the resource room, claiming she would have been SPED if her school had a SPED program but it didn't. Then in middle school she was put in formal SPED classes and placed in the lowest life skills class. As far as I understand those classes are for kids with basically zero academic potential and the lowest skill level would mean she's learning to tie her shoes and recite her address in case she wanders away from her wranglers. Does that track with any of what we've seen from her vast social media history? Are we supposed to just believe she had the bestest sped teachers on the planet and they worked so ding-dang hard with her that she went from "hand washing 101" to being a functional adult capable of managing a charity and maintaining a large social media presence, rigorously following a daily routine that includes a multi-step skincare program, but who is simultaneously too retarded to get a job slinging burgers? It also sounds like she went to a small private school for elementary between the lack of actual SPED and the combined grade classroom (or one that was cash-strapped and desperately in need of faculty, but they live in a nice suburban area bordered by a much, much nicer suburban area so it's not giving me inner city warehouse school vibes). All of this is telling me Andie maybe had some academic struggles but learned very young that if she exaggerated them she got attention and didn't have to do unpleasant things like present before her class and work hard in athletics.
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Part 2: In middle school she was both retarded and fat. Her SPED class was 8 students with half as many wranglers. One of those wranglers was assigned to work 1:1 with a severely autistic girl but Andie decided she wanted that level of attention. She got this aid to pay attention to her by pretending she struggled to read at a kindergarten level in exchange for candy treats. So when she said earlier that she had 1:1 help, she wasn't assigned that. She was a manipulative little shit who took an autistic girl's 1:1 aid. She left the SPED room for PE but that wouldn't do so she started having mobility problems to get out of the expectations there too. When they did special olympics she was placed in the lowest skill category as well. All she had to do was walk 50m and throw a softball Her parents put her in all kinds of therapy trying to help her and since it was pediatrics she got to pretend to be a little kid swinging on a swing and coloring. Not one single cell in my brain believes she was so profoundly disabled that she could not tie shoes and do up a zip without help. In the classroom she mostly learned how to prepare simple meals and got to go on a lot of field trips so that was also a benefit to Andie. I like how she's simultaneously trying to make it seem like she was singled out for bullying by the neighbor kids because of her disability while also making it clear they did this to her and her sisters and it was because they got a desired reaction.
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Part 3: In high school they bumped her up past just learning life skills to remedial math and reading, then tried to push her up another level but failed. She also was supposed to take PE and that's when she suddenly had mobility problems again. FINALLY! The true back hunch story: she had to do a job skills class where they cleaned the cafeteria after lunch. She started walking around hunched over and just like with PE, it got her out of having to do the work she didn't want to do. She just had to spray cleaning solution on the windows and tables and then watch while the others did the hard work. This time when she tells the Shriner's story she leaves out the part where her back did relax under anesthesia and then hunch over again when she became aware of her surroundings and that's why they knew she was doing it intentionally. Also claims that the doctor in St. Louis diagnosed her with MD when previously he said she had "a myopathy" and also if it was MD making her back hunch then the braces would have worked because she'd be floppy.
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Part 4: by this part her family was fighting her on everything she "needed". Her sister was embarrassed by her, her dad (pictured top left, smiling and holding a coffee for her) drank more than ever, and she suffered abuse which was "spanking and worse things." Andie claims she was brainwashed by her family which is why she never started talking about all of this until her mid-20s. She would run crying into the streets and her parents threatened to call the police on her when she did. One time Sarah did call the police but her evil parents lied to them and then threatened the girls to keep quiet. This all sounds like it came out of a bad YA novel. her family all deny this happened. Calls her mom "the worst enabler" and accuses her sisters of all the things she does. Claims she's better than them because she's "reliant on the lift bus" she's mentioned taking like three times. We know from her extensive social media presence that almost all every time she goes out it's the Mommy Mobile that picks her up and she just doesn't use her chair.
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Mom also forced Andie to WALK around the house even though she had gotten a fancy powerchair. The audacity! We learn that when Brian or whoever offered to put the ramp on the house and her parents refused, Andie had him do it anyway without their permission (or her parents actually DID give permission to avoid looking like the monsters she claims they are and she’s leaving that detail out.) By her final year of school she was barely attending and the only class she really went to was choir, because they’d given up hope that Andie would ever be more than a malingering, tantruming, lying regret in their lives. Her life flipped upside down when she aged out of her transitional school program while both her sisters moved on with their lives and went to college. Her dad retired and drank more.
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She claims he screamed at their mom for retiring early, would tell Andie she wasn’t in the will, refused to give them grocery money, and took a huge part of Andie’s disability checks every month. The house was filthy and nothing got cleaned or fixed. This is when the compulsive exercise set in. The police couldn’t do anything about her dad's abuse even though she called over and over. One time they took him into custody but released him the next day. Maybe her dad was a dick or maybe she was making false claims trying to build up a body of evidence that she was being “abused” so she could show the case worker. She moved into the group home after a bunch of these abuse reports. You know what she’s conveniently leaving out of these? The part where she kept getting caught faking cancer and people were contacting her family to let them know she was doing this and that’s why they were always getting their hackles up.
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Part 5 is just about how she developed dressage-neck.
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Oh so I reckon you will not mind these seven posts I have made sharing the various versions of your story that you have told? Including the ones where you have cancer and are in a coma or need a heart transplant?
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YOUR story is fake and not truthful. That's why you've been posted here. Clearing followers doesn't do shit if you post it all publicly, Squidward.
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These youtube videos she’s speaking of are long gone, but one of the redditors mentioned having seen them and remarked that she didn’t feel Andie had any sort of learning disabilities from watching them.
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Lol man if you have this many people calling you out maybe consider that your lies are super fucking obvious.
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Part 6: The sepsis story, where she begs her mother to take her to the ER for hours and hours instead of calling an uber. From her parents' house to the nearest ER the uber app quoted me less than $20 at off-peak. I'm sure someone who gets two starbucks drinks a day can afford that.
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Part 7 is about the retained sponge, how she was left with massive, Ronahan-tier gaps in her back and how she blew her chance to have plastics cover that with a flap by cutting protein out of her diet after she was told to increase it. Bunch of pictures with no mention that she was actively faking cancer at the time. One of her records says "obvious retained wound vac sponge" and that the foreign body was larger than the wound opening and deeply adhered to her flesh so that part of her story is true! Congratulations Andie for telling one (1) true story! I like the photo of her back all flayed open like a side of pork. She should post the uncensored version.
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And she concludes with part 8: where she posts pics of cancer kids and tongues her own anus about what a good person she is because she gets other people to pay for socks she then delivers to the hospital with a card that says her name on it, and a reminder that anything you hear about her otherwise is lies spread by a bully.
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Wow man, that ending might have been kind of a nothingburger but those first four were a triumph. She's used exactly the same tactics her entire life. She starts with a small lie, sees who is compliant, and then keeps escalating slowly with those people. It almost seems like at the end of her schooling they were just passing her through even though they knew it was all bullshit, because there was no way to mainstream her at that point. When teachers tried to call her out for her obvious shit, she got student journos to write a hit piece about how she was "bullied" and started a facebook and youtube campaign about it.

You know, other than some bad spelling and punctuation errors, there's not really much wrong with her writing. I've graded undergrad papers that were abysmal in comparison to her Insta captions. It's kind of impressive given that she never had any academic expectations placed on her but still can read and write fairly proficiently.

Reminder that she skinwalked her own sister's eating disorder because she was jealous that Sarah was getting attention for being sick too. Everything is always her family's fault though. Before it was she started compulsive exercising to get away from her abusive drunk dad in the pre-dawn hours of the morning and now it's that she developed body dysmorphia as a child from her family calling her fat even though her anorexia/compulsive exercise didn't set in until her early 20s.
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You. Faked. Cancer. Many times, getting caught every time, and trying to eliminate the proof, including trying to hide the proof that you admit it was you long before you turned around and blamed Annie for it. The “BOOK of documentation” for that is right here, in these posts. It took me a long time to find it all, but I did. I won’t lie and say I don’t want your medical records to see how many times doctors let each other know you are an insane munchie because I am damn sure your records are liberally peppered with that, but I don’t need them. I didn’t need to talk to anyone. I didn’t need to contact your family. I didn’t need a medical degree or to change your putrid bandages with my hands. I just needed to pay attention to what you were saying and doing. And for the record, look up “Kelly Ronahan” and see the kind of damage one determine cluster b can create with just her hands. That’s why some other people think you caused it. I personally don’t believe that’s true, but I do think you are intentionally starving yourself and doing everything in your power to stay sick as long as possible.
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I ain’t diagnosing shit. I’m a drunk idiot making funny remarks on a gossip website.
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I guess this is the part where I post that Andie is active on “the biggest mistake of a website ever” peddling her tale to skincare communities under the same username she uses everywhere else and that’s what’s caused this most recent meltdown. Guess she searched her username there and found the posts about her lies.
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Add Glo Skin Beauty C-Shield Anti-Pollution Drops ($100) and HA Revive Hyaluronic Drops ($94) to the list. She has also been showing that she now gets two daily starbucks drinks, one before and one after her walk. Remember when she said all her drinks had to be specially thickened to a specific texture so she wouldn’t choke to death? I do.
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Wow weird that her foot isn’t turning in when she spins around after not holding onto her walker for the whole beginning of this video.
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Her name is Andrea Fran Proskus, just in case I haven’t said it recently. You know, the Andrea “Andie” Proskus who faked cancer and muscular dystrophy under the handle andiesjourney? Andie Proskus who claims to be entering hospice? Just a little SEO bomb.
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Babe wake up, new gait abnormality just dropped. Now we have an attempt to fake foot drop with both feet which was not there when she was dancing in the last video, or the beginning of this one for that matter, where her foot remain flexed up. My question remains: which of Andie’s muscles are weak? She’s still posting videos all the time where she’s zipping down the Fanno Creek Trail at a normal speed. We don’t see her legs in them because she’s pointing the camera down the trail but she’s certainly moving a lot faster than she is in these while holding her phone to film and she doesn’t seem to be speeding up the footage.
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Here’s an example from two days later where she can walk with one hand holding the camera one hand on her walker, and no apparent difficulty with her feet, based on her shadow. I’m not taking intentionally bad screenshots. I just hit the screenshot button at random and often it makes a funny because Andie is trying to make herself look ridiculous.
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ER trip, no explanation but port on full display.
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Laroche-Posay Gentle Cleanser, $18. Vanicream Daily Moisturizer, $13. Cetaphil Daily Cleanser, $9. Glo Recipe Niacinamide Hue Drops, $35. Weirdly this was one of the few posts she deleted after I started posting about her here.
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MUNCHIE BTFO. Andie will not be getting the van she wanted. Now how will she make memories in the comfort of her power chair? She’ll never be able to take it for a stroll on the beach! Hey andie, you know what happens when someone who actually needs their power chair can’t get somewhere due to their chair not fitting? They can’t go. The reason no one will give you this is you constantly, daily give away that you can just choose to walk if the chair can't fit. I really, truly hope her social media attention seeking is the reason she didn’t get this expensive toy.
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Obligatory child’s sizes brag.
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Dove pampering body wash, $6. Thermal Spring Water Face Mist, $14. and she’s going in for a $100 facial with her esthetician tomorrow.
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I do. It’s only munchies I mock. I’ve actually made pretty good friends with some real disabled people because of this because it turns out they, too, hate when obvious fakers speak over them and make their actual needs into a fucking joke. Still claiming her house refuses to provide her female staff to meet her hygiene needs. She seems to have no trouble showering and doing skincare on her own, fiddling with the lids of her serums and creams and body washes and all of that, so I’m real curious as to what her specific issue that requires assistance is.
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LMAO THE HOUSE IS TRYING TO KICK HER OUT. I don't think the issue is that they're insisting a male carer has to do her care. I think the issue is that she's never really had a staff there helping her do this shit before because her mom was doing it. Now her mom isn't doing it (or she doesn't want mom doing it anymore) and is insisting she needs a female staff they know she doesn't actually need and if she insists she needs that level of care and a dedicated staff for it, then she's beyond their capabilities. Again this isn't a medical facility. These are wranglers.
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How’d you get in the bin Andie? Why would you get in the bin if your back was in excruciating pain?
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The answer to the weed gummy question is “greened out from too high dose.”
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“Angels Among Us” will always be associated with Gypsy Rose Blanchard in my head, but imagine describing yourself like this because you get other people to put your business card in ziplock bags with socks still other people have donated? The only thing she did was get the glory.
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March 14, she announced that her liver was starting to show signs of trouble and she might be septic. The wound clinic is also ready to give up on her after six years with no progress. They basically tell her if she doesn’t make progress soon, then she needs to move to comfort measures only.
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I guess at some point she won the home health battle and got assigned a nurse again.
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I feel like her alleged disease is something to do with severely dystrophic muscles in her limbs and the girdles thereof but clearly this dance says otherwise. Andie claims she's getting recommendations for hospice. Oh, and she's at her parents' house here. That's the house on the other side of the street from them.
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Love that she just had to get the shot of the cancer center doors for one more chance at convincing people it's the big C that's putting her in hospice.
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I mean, you’re still going for walkies and complaining that your group home for extremely disabled people doesn’t take you on enough fun outings so I have trouble believing you’re not just going to continue to linger like a hemorrhoid on the anus of life.
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Andie is again surprised that picking a fight with her mother ends with her mother threatening to not take her to a fun outing she wants a ride to, in this case a luxury skincare event, and she has no other way to get there. U B E R. Your mom’s car still isn’t an ADA accessible van and you’re still just using your walker. There’s no reason an Uber can’t fill the gap other than you don’t want to pay for one and want to control your mother. Goes back to digs at her sisters saying her mom pays their rents and encourages them not to work and pays their cell phone bills. Do I need to remind people that Andie’s money comes from disability payments and a trust fund she wasn’t supposed to have access to? It’s not like she’s out there hustling and her money is going to the sisters (who I am still pretty sure work in healthcare.)
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Oh and she DID make it to the skincare thing. This was just a tantrum because mom said something mean that Andie didn’t like.
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Being a good caretaker means doing the things Andie wants when Andie wants them. Sure her group home sends them to outside programs on the lift bus but what about thinly veiled sales events at the luxury medspa?
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I have a conflicted relationship with social media in that I think it’s a great evil that is harming children and allowing people like Andie to scam charitable organizations, but also without it what would I do with my time? True facts: I really got into this when I was “I don’t know if I can afford my rent this month” poor, when I was stealing wifi from the church next door and it was essentially free entertainment to break up the soul crushing job hunt. When the $10 netflix subscription is out of your budget, Sickstagram is free and constantly adding content.
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Man Andie you sure do seem to have a lot of people who hate you. Wonder why.
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Her parents are so abusive they won't even take her to the mall or to the makeup store after running her around to medical appointments and to get her special drinkies.
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On 28 March she announces she has lost her ability to swallow and now needs some things - but not all of them - blended after some choking episodes. She already told us this lie a year and change ago before the baby was born.
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this person's diagnosis? Bethlem Myopathy.
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IT'S NOT OKAY TO UNFOLLOW ANDIE BECAUSE YOU ARE TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HOW SHE'S DYING ALL THE TIME.
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haha I love this one. The doctors told her she'd die if she didn't eat or get a feeding tube so she could get the hardware out but she's still here so CHECK MATE, NERDS. This time she's considering hospice because they told her no to stronger pain meds and if she gets on hospice they might agree to it. :story:
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Getting fluid sucked out of her lungs. The answer to when she last ran is "never."
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For national child abuse awareness day she pulls a trust-me-bro. She won't share evidence of abuse. The abuse that made her go to the group home was they'd eat her special groceries and told her she needed to look for a job and help around the house then started charging rent when she refused. claiming that she can't set boundaries even though she's at the group home because they stay in contact with her family. So does andie, as proven by the fact that she's still filming in their driveway all the time, walking the trail near their house, sitting in the passenger seat of the mommymobile in photos, and oh yeah asking them to take her makeup shopping.
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Andie keeps getting chills. ID keeps telling her it's because the infected shit all up in her spine but that can't be it. Moves on from being sad she's "dying" to being excited that she's getting more engagement from it.
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It might be sepsis. Dear strangers on instagram help me decide if I need to go to the ER
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Whoops turns out its that she's purging everything including her antibiotics. She knows this will be obvious from her bloodwork and that's why she doesn't want to go. This is her last insta post.
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In the comments one person tries to give tough love in a sea of "it's okay andie you're doing your best u brave lil fighter!!!"
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There were story posts though. The next day she posts about the girl who was her Buddy at Best Buddies.
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These are from 10 April where she says her kidneys and liver are failing and she just wants her body to hurry up and die already, and one where she whines that the girls from the Every Body Athletics class reached out to her but she can't even participate in it anymore. I haven't seen her upload a story post since.
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She was in the middle of trying to make a Tiktok comeback again after the announcement that that platform would be banned or whatever's going on with it. Once she got a positive response she went right back to her usual there: awful terrible family is making her life hell and ruining any chance she has to get better, tagging famous people trying to get them to pay attention to her. Her last post was 18 April, a week and a half after she went silent on Instagram.
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In the comments on her last posts people say she hasn't responded to DMs or facebook messages, and a friend who is speaking for her (lol flashback to her first cancer lie) isn't being very responsive. The few who say they got in touch with the friend are told they don't have permission to share what they've heard. man. What if she really died this time? It's what i thought was going to happen when I was posting Tricia but hell, Andie also says she has a multi-drug-resistant infection that's just been mutating in her back-caves for over half a decade now. Maybe her body just couldn't take one more blow.
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LMAO jk jk she's fine. I searched her full name a few weeks back to see if an obit popped up and instead I found a lolsuit. She's suing her surgeon for the retained wound vac sponge she initially admit was probably not left in there by him. This guy is not the one who did her fusion, just the poor schmuck who agreed to remove the infected lumbar hardware.
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And two days ago (4 June) she posted on reddit to show off her newly grifted adjustable hospital bed she got a grant for after not letting her back heal for seven years. She's looking quite robust for someone dying of multiple organ failure, an eating disorder, muscular dystrophy, dysphagia, festering wounds, and whatever else she's claiming today. She's learned nothing, will learn nothing, and all I can do is keep playing whack-a-mole every time she pops up again and fucking with her SEO.
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Finally. Wasn't that so satisfying though? She told us everything we could have ever wanted to know! The special ed story! the back hunch! How she ended up at a group home! I spent all this time trying to read between lines to prove she was lying only to get to the end and see she just word vomit confessed like that. And didn't even realize she'd done it, that's the best part! she thought that eight-part series made her look like the victim of fate and circumstance instead of a manipulative little shit who's been lying her whole life because she doesn't want to work and loves the attention and special treatment she gets for it. Come back Andie, I want to hear what kind of cancer you don't have this time!!

Next up: visiting old friends.
 
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I would like to bring up the Abrea chick again because she has my feathers ruffled. Warning for intense sperging and crazy horse lady PL.

Flirty got impaction colic.
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Of course she needs money to pay the bills.
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"things as small as weather disturbances can cause some horses to colic"
Horses evolved to survive out in weather 24/7 on the steppes/plains. Their preferred temperatures are 30-50 degrees fahrenheit. But they're regularly okay into the negatives. Mine is out all the time in rain, snow, and wind. You only have to worry if it's both wet and cold. Even with provided shelter they 99.9% of the time will not use except for when it's hail. They're livestock animals. Mine has never coliced and no one I know and none of the horses I've been around have ever coliced. It's almost like most risk with colic is mitigated by proper management.

"It is critical that mature horses at maintenance consume at least 10-15 gallons of clean, fresh water daily and more in hot weather, or when the horse is working. Water will both aid in the prevention of dehydration in the horse and keep feed moist, thus decreasing the risk of impaction colic. Making sure there is salt available or top dressing loose salt on grain will also typically keep horses drinking.


Making sure that horses have good quality feed in a sufficient quantity will assist in the prevention of impaction colic as well. Mature horses will consume 1.0-2.0% of their body weight in feed daily, the majority of which should come in the form of hay or pasture. Hay or pasture should not contain many weeds, or overly mature plants with tough woody stems, as these also can cause impaction colic.


When horses overgraze pasture or are allowed to graze on sandy soil, they often consume dirt and sand which can block the cecum and colon, which can also cause impaction colic. Not allowing horses to graze pastures to a grass height of less than 3-5”, or on sandy soil, can aid in the prevention of impaction colic.


While horses may develop colic symptoms for a variety of reasons, Michigan State University Extension suggests that good management may help prevent some impaction colic." -- Article

I don't know. I'd hazard a guess that the severely unnatural environment of being housed inside your house with minimal to no turnout with only a backyard that isn't set up for livestock to be safely kept there is likely a contributing factor. Constantly taking her around to places that are scary extra awful super hell for a prey animal with flight instincts on hyper-drive is also probably contributing. This poor fucking animal. Horses need to be kept with other horses. If you're going to have one on your own property you need at least 3-5 head. They socialize with each other and feel safer in a herd. If they're never separated you could get away with having only 2 but in cases where one will be taken out of the enclosure to work with them the others will need company still or they'll get upset. She should know basic things like this if she's been involved with horses for so long but you know what they say about the definition of crazy. There is always a shocking number of people with any kind of animal who never seem to learn the most basic of things about them despite working with them regularly.
In addition to socilaizing with other horses they also need to be grazing for the majority of the time. A forage based diet is the best. They're prone to colic and ulcers due to the stress and anxiety of improper housing/handling which can either cause or be excacerbated by bad diet or long periods without anything in their stomach. Their stomach is designed to constantly have grass in it as a buffer, otherwise their stomach lining isn't enough to protect from their own stomach acid.
I know this makes them sound fragile. But remember all of this is literally the easiest to avoid. You just put them in a pasture with other horses. That's literally fucking it.
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So quirky that an animal that naturally would only ever eat something on the ground prefers doing that. Ha ha. Silly Flirty! Why are alfalfa pellets only fed during traveling and not as a part of her regular diet? You really want to remain as consistent as possible with diet at all times. As I said they need a forage based diet. Alfalfa pellets are forage just shredded and compressed into pellets for ease of feeding. Alfalfa pellets with vit/min to cover what she may miss from grass is all you need as the "hard feed". It's really fucked up you do this in the bathroom as well when you have a backyard you could feed her in. If she must be in your in town house you could at least keep her outside in the backyard 24/7, she would be happier.
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What could possibly go wrong? Surely not a famously spooky example of an animal suddenly deciding to hit the bricks and escape out the window, causing injury as she struggles to first get through the open window, and then when she falls. I'm also sure this would not result in some horrific fatalities for either of you if you got in a car wreck. I'm really having a hard time wrapping my head around someone who purportedly has been around horses since she was a kid, showed, and was decent enough to train her own horse Cadenza thinking up any of this shit and justifying it knowing full well how horrifically unsafe for both her and this animal it all is. It's almost like maybe she doesn't actually know.
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You're worried about natural eating habits now? You feed her in your fucking bathroom. Look at all that plain dirt. I'm starting to get a picture here of why Flirty got impaction colic.
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THAT IS NOT A LUNGE LINE. THAT IS A FUCKING DOG TIE OUT. THAT IS A THIN WIRE ROPE COVERED IN THIN PLASTIC. THAT ISN'T EVEN USED FOR LARGE SIZED DOGS. "Till the horse is trained to stop and wait for you" NO!

Legit pissed.

You picket a horse by putting a stake into the ground and attaching them to it by one leg with a single hobble. Around their pastern. YOU DO NOT ATTACH IT TO THEIR HALTER. The lead will be above the ground when it's around the halter and thus make it more likely for them to get tangled and panic. You specifically need to train them to picket. Waiting on you has shit to do with it. People picket their horses when they go horse camping. There is no utility to a horse that isn't going to be unsupervised for long periods of time or a show pony to know this. Only trail horses you're taking out camping or packers. Maybe she's talking about the horse stopping and staying still if tangled for you to come untangle them. Hobble training perhaps? But how the fuck can you know that that's something necessary while at the same time using a fucking Chihuahua tie out on the fucking halter. Horses that can picket are supposed to know how to avoid that and how to move around to get out of it. They'll ususally step over it the whole time because it's ON THE GROUND and thus avoid needing to. UNLESS IT'S TIED TO THE HALTER. You should always tie around chest level with attached to the halter so the horse doesn't get in an accident by it being too low where it's easy to get their legs tangles or so high their head has to be held unnaturally high for too long. I can't with this bitch.
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Hard tying to a car door handle? ANd what is that tangled up knot?? If this horse spooks and takes off the door handle is going to be ripped out and Flirty will have a lead attached to her with a handle banging around behind her which would likely make the bolting WORSE. This woman is entirely saved by the fact this mini is a literal saint because any other equine whatever size would've gotten her killed doing shit like this.
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I really hate this fatass. This is neglect straight up. This is a livestock animal that evolved to be outside 24/7 and to always have other horses around to socialize with. She cries about her anxiety but she is likely causing so much undue stress and anxiety in the animal she keeps around purely for selfish reasons. If she "needs" to have something to help hold her weight get a cane or walker. You're not actually allergic to dogs so get a little dog you selfish bitch ass fucker. This little pony would likely never have needed to go to the vet for impaction colic I bet all my money on God that your shitty housing/management is the reason for that.

She makes this poor animal go up and down stairs designed for human use. Horses don't go up and down stairs very well! This is dangerous for Flirty. She makes Flirty get in and out of cars and in one post shows a scratch Flirty got from hitting her head on one of Abrea's friend's cars they hitched a ride in. Flirty had to jump inside and Abrea made it sound cute about her not having spatial awareness and not the fact this small horse was struggling to get inside a vehicle NOT DESIGNED OR EQUIPED FOR LIVESTOCK USE. I know she's the size of a very large dog but her needs are different and you can't treat her like one. There are also posts of her taking pictures of Flirty lying down right after having been somewhere. This is odd odd odd odd odd odd odd behavior for a horse. Even after a hard days work they will roll when put out and go off to graze. They do not immediately lie down for a nap. One picture even showed her doing so AT A PUBLIC AREA. Horses will only lie down when feeling reasonably secure. I really doubt Flirty feels that way in public human places with lots of people around, artificial lights, the sounds of traffic outside, etc. Some horses will be so hyper vigilant if they don't feel safe an in environment they will exhaust themselves not getting proper sleep and only doze or fall asleep when they do. They lie down for deep REM sleep but doze standing. So this is just so odd. It's in a posture with her muzzle directly on the ground. It's weird. I've seen horses do this before, but when sleeping and very comfortable but again not right after coming back from some place else and not in a public place that has a bunch of strange humans inside a building. I only don't include this pictures because there is plenty already and I'm way past my bed time.

I really could go on forever. I hate her. It's so fucking sad this horse only gets to go outside every once in a while. There is apparently some sort of paddock set up but she doesn't get to be out there all the time. Only during short supervised times. She puts blankets on her all the time even when she's inside in a bunch of pictures?? The fencing is not proper for a horse to be kept in with some pictures showing chain link. Her tiny little mini legs could easily get through those chain links and cause injury. If she needs to lean on the mini she should have gotten a sturdier one. That is too little a horse and too fat a lady for any weight to be put on her back like that. I would put money, and a lot of it, on that woman weighing more than that mini. At the very least around the same.

People joke about horses being fragile but really a lot of it boils down to bad management practices. They need to be outside with other horses when not being worked, they need to have access to water at all times (I wonder if the water is available 24/7 inside the house? I couldn't tell...), they need to be on a forage based diet. Doing these simple things will solve a lot of the problems. They will be healthier physically and mentally and safer to work with because you're not working with them on a baseline of them being anxious and worried about unnatural sucky environments.

And just to be petty...lol she got even fatter. I would bet her parents paid for lessons and boarding and she could ride but knows little about horse health and management outside that. It's one thing to have skills riding and another to really understand horses and know all that goes into their proper housing, diet, and general management. I mean, if she did know, she wouldn't be keeping a single mini inside her fucking house. Any horse person with half a clue would consider that neglectful at the least if not outright verging into abusive. I'm really baffled by her decision to do this. Would a therapy dog not get enough attention? Is it not special enough? Did your parents not want to pay boarding for a big horse anymore and you didn't have the money to keep that up so this is your why of staying in the horse habit? Insanity.
 
me indulge my autism for just a minute because I need to do this. Here are the products Andie has shown in her skincare videos in the last few weeks (including the many I didn't bother posting):
Absolutely hilarious that she'd go down the skincare route when she looks like uncle fester.
 
Said it before and ill say it again. Full agree with why people don't trust doctors anymore.

The opiod crisis has meant now its just fent on the streets while surgery and broken bones and kidney stones ie shit you can't fake gets you told just suffer.

The fda has approved so many horrific drugs doctors push and are advertised while downplaying any cost problems or side effects.

Insurance doesn't pay for shit. Decent doctors retire and good luck getting in anywhere else and getting even the most stable and mundane of scripts in time. You dont need thyroid meds you can just wait 6 months for an opening yeah? (slight pl guess what bucket im in. Can't find a new gp so I guess I just... don't get thyroid meds. It'll be fine. If that's fine I have no idea why I bother. Seeing a doctor is rapidly becoming a non option/futile effort.)

At this point the only option for a lot of people is to turn to either alt medicine or known but risky "grow it yourself" solutions. The medical industry created not munchies but they did this fucking shit to everyone and then are shocked nobody respects or listens to them.

I can read literature and studies better than the local near fail out pajeet assistant to the assistant to the assistant of the real MD ill never actually see.
 
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