💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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An automatic clown said:
Here's the ad, note it was posted FIVE DAYS ago. The chairs were gone within the hour but they were posted in the free section, this was posted on the for sale section idk maybe that's why it has been up for five days.
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The half marathon injury smashed my ribs though.
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>free
>price is negotiable
:story:

For those of you thinking this is a gayop, do you really believe Pat is a good enough writer to come up with something that funny? Come on.
 
Either fats is a careful connoisseur of this thread or OnA or this is an actual bit(ch).

I will say that IF fats noted that nobody believed his gayops (including perhaps a comment from a cop pest) referencing his half marathon wouldn’t actually cause a narcissistic injury. And hallf is pretty damn good, too.

But the five days …

Could be Queen of the A-logs, Nikki the gas merchant.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
>free
>price is negotiable
:story:

For those of you thinking this is a gayop, do you really believe Pat is a good enough writer to come up with something that funny? Come on.
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This is on a different level from the Paint Can.
 
Fat's dumb tweet about the Prosper police department got reposted a couple of times on preddit. Based on that title the pat reposters aren't sending their best.
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The other post I saw was clearly posted by a repost bot I wonder if fatty paid to have it reposted.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
The half marathon mention makes me think this is a real fake ad. I don't think Pat would pull on references to old shit like that especially since it's out of place and would only be for the people who follow his antics. It's highly unlikely he's evolving and making believable references because they'd be at his expense. Look at the paint can, "you're toast" is as benign as "gay virgin Fatrick". He would never call himself a fat faggot with bitch tits and he wouldn't reference pepperoni or his various boasts and claims as a subtle joke.
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Tis ironic how his previous attempt to frame fatposters by adding his middle school nickname to the grafitti wound up gifting us with the much loved sobriquet Fatrick

Its so fucking lazy and immature but you know it absolutely fucking infuriated him back in the day and still does now, which just makes its popularity that much more special
 
Booby Jones said:
He did claim at one point that he replied to atalker childs with a nude photo of him holding his gun with a "rage erection"
Real tough guy shit, ya know?
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I'm pretty sure he was talking shit.
I don't know why anyone would try to brag by saying something so fucking gay and creepy, but if he was telling the truth that picture would be everywhere and Pat wouldn't be able to post anything without having different versions of that image in his replies.
Since as far as I know there are no meme edits of Pat holding a gun with a boner I'm gonna call bullshit.

Its disturbing that Pat would think anyone would find the thought of him answering shitposting trolls with a picture of himself "with a rage erection" is anything other than fucking weird (and probably gay).
 
Procrastinhater said:
I'm pretty sure he was talking shit.
I don't know why anyone would try to brag by saying something so fucking gay and creepy, but if he was telling the truth that picture would be everywhere and Pat wouldn't be able to post anything without having different versions of that image in his replies.
Since as far as I know there are no meme edits of Pat holding a gun with a boner I'm gonna call bullshit.

Its disturbing that Pat would think anyone would find the thought of him answering shitposting trolls with a picture of himself "with a rage erection" is anything other than fucking weird (and probably gay).
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It may be bullshit. I still choose to believe he sent a picture of his beer gunt holding his cucked ps90 with a half chub to trolls because it's funnier that way.
 
Can't help but notice that the Craigslist ad was updated at a weird time.

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Is there anyone we know who's in the habit of staying up until the wee hours while drinking and scolding stalker children?

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I keep remembering Quasi saying Niki tried to get him to sign something that was written in a way where he'd get less money. They both think people are as dumb as they are. Craigslist has been done with the pepperoni bit, his fake email has "1488" in the name. He either doesn't put jokes or puts stuff that nobody else would (gay virgin fatrick, TOAST).

He should put a copy of Tiny Tim in his yard and post it so he can at least sell one book.
 
You know most of the Craiglist trolling is him because of how uncreative and unfunny it is. If there were black guys showing up at all hours of the night looking for "that white bitch that wants her pussy farted on," I might suspect it was the OnA guys.
 
ForTheHoard said:
You know most of the Craiglist trolling is him because of how uncreative and unfunny it is. If there were black guys showing up at all hours of the night looking for "that white bitch that wants her pussy farted on," I might suspect it was the OnA guys.
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I actually can expect Fatrick to make a fake ad in the 18+ section (does that still exist?) for "Kinky Milwaukee housewife. free use!" Because he doesn't respect her enough. Look at how he talks about her as a second better replacement and openly talking about all her mental illnesses or when he shouted "YOU'RE TRAUMATIZING MY WIFE!!!!!" like she's an invalid pet who can't speak for herself to the cops when she was calmly filming if I remember correctly.

ETA: don't know if he'd do the black men farting but though.
 
Rare """based""" take on immigration from Political Pat

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Rest of his tweets from the day make it clear that he's really just coping over the Hunter Biden shit. But a tacit admission that America already has plenty enough brown people - that's progress! I'm all in, Rick, let's lock down the border and funnel all the remaining melanated folx into your basement.
 
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Fatrick finally gives name to the unspeakable sex act he meekly allows Tyrone to perform on him after he is done farding in Nikkki. Defelct/Defelching.

The unholy fusion between defecating and felching, which occurs shortly after Tyrone, Ro'dan, Offisuh Evans, or any other member of the upstanding african american community empties themselves of gas and feels he needs to let loose some solids and liquids, for which fatrick is the proud receptacle
 
Shamelessly reposting these from the second, better forum because I don't recall seeing them before and the lizard one especially made me cry with laughter.
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Booby Jones said:
He did claim at one point that he replied to atalker childs with a nude photo of him holding his gun with a "rage erection"
Real tough guy shit, ya know?
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One of his most cringe-inducing posts of all time. Also pretty gay. Next to Lainey he's the only cow where i regularly feel ashamed on his behalf when i read the shit he posts.
 
Good news boys, milkshake pat is on the menu if you’re coming to his yard (don’t do that lol)
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He has that profile picture juxtaposed with that tough guy talk while suing the police for checking on his welfare- in the midst of a nazi campaign to hunt him down and end his life no less lol. Faggot. Imagine seeing the face of homosexuality calling you a sissy bitch.
 
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