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[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

"Dear Reddit, should I remove my own testicles with a rusty scalpel and a bottle of liquor?"
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This reminded of that video were a pair of Indian Hijras recorded the aftermath of them cutting off their penis and testicles. I think I either saw it in the India hate thread or the watch people die thread.

 

[California Newt]

"LGBTQ+" isn't even a real thing.

I know. The gay identity was made up in the 19th century. I'm making fun of all of it

 

[Tilikum]

American troons urge each other to take up arms in the event of a 2024 Trump/Republican win, but the discussion is quickly curbed by the fact that many of them are too suicidal to be gun owners.
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What will Project 2025 mean for us?
I'm really scared and I just dont exactly know what will happen if Trump wins.

Azara_Nightsong: First off it isnt only if trump wins...this is if the republican party wins at all again what they will do. But to answer the question. Arm yourself and prepare for self defence or be ready to leave the country.

NemesisNotAvailable: I feel like this only works if you don’t suffer from suicidal ideation. I don’t trust myself enough for that

Azara_Nightsong: Thats nice for you. We have literal nazis trying to come for us again. I for one dont plan to just sit here and let them if it comes to it. You wanna argue the suicide angle here? What do you think is going to happen if we dont stand the fuck up to them? They are trying to make our existance a sex crime while making sex crimes punishable by death. If thats what we are facing id rather be armed.

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[Bloo]

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”I have suicidal ideation” “that’s nice for you” lmao.

Who’s literally trying to make being trans identified a “sex crime”? Have I missed something or are they being insanely dramatic again?

 

[Local Farmer]

Forgive me for bringing news from the land of Anime (or Manga, anyway), but this is definitely a tranny L.

The long and the short of it is, in the previous chapter of Chainsaw Man, the (Male) main character realizes his sexual frustration is clouding his judgement, and the other (Female) main character decides she's gonna cut off his dick so he won't be horny and distracted anymore. This was an obvious set up for both main characters getting into an awkward situation and getting flustered and maybe fucking or something. Yes, I know, shitty enough already.

But the trannies somehow convinced themselves this would mean the guy was gonna go tranny. For the couple weeks between chapters, they were already welcoming Chainsaw Trans.

The new chapter came out (the first one of Pride month, no less), and of course, they got into an awkward situation and got flustered and she kind of accidentally jerks him off. No Life Saving Gender Affirming Surgery tho.

And the reactions, well
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They really believed it. Never ceases to surprise me how retarded and self-deluded they are.

The Ironic part is that a big theme in Chainsaw Man and Denji’s character arc is self-awareness and maturity, both of which Troons will never have

I would personally feed all of them to the KIWI devil. No need for a contract I would do it for free

 

[Tilikum]

Who’s literally trying to make being trans identifying a “sex crime”? Have I missed something or are they being insanely dramatic again?

Their insistence that Project 2025 guarantees immediate placement in a concentration camp made me curious enough to read the whole document. They're acting insanely dramatic, as in, I don't even understand where they got these ideas (besides playing telephone with their fellow troons). The mandates are about removing genderspeak from the classroom, ceasing the flow of public dollars pouring into stinkditches, and repairing legal protections so that real women can play sports again.

Oh, and transing a child would be considered abuse/a crime. That's likely what has made them hysterical.

 

[Jacques1194]

Forgive me for bringing news from the land of Anime (or Manga, anyway), but this is definitely a tranny L.

The long and the short of it is, in the previous chapter of Chainsaw Man, the (Male) main character realizes his sexual frustration is clouding his judgement, and the other (Female) main character decides she's gonna cut off his dick so he won't be horny and distracted anymore. This was an obvious set up for both main characters getting into an awkward situation and getting flustered and maybe fucking or something. Yes, I know, shitty enough already.

But the trannies somehow convinced themselves this would mean the guy was gonna go tranny. For the couple weeks between chapters, they were already welcoming Chainsaw Trans.

The new chapter came out (the first one of Pride month, no less), and of course, they got into an awkward situation and got flustered and she kind of accidentally jerks him off. No Life Saving Gender Affirming Surgery tho.

And the reactions, well
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They really believed it. Never ceases to surprise me how retarded and self-deluded they are.

I like to call this LGBTQanon. I swear this is what happens when you see anything a character does as queer coded in a desperate attempt to make everything LGBTQ, and then get worked up when the creators dont make your shitty headcanon canon. "Oh a woman threatened to cut a guy's dick off and he got flustered by it? Clearly that proves he's trans!" These people should be barred from watching any shows, movies, etc because they're such an annoyance to any fandom they enter.

 

[Bloo]

Their insistence that Project 2025 guarantees immediate placement in a concentration camp made me curious enough to read the whole document. They're acting insanely dramatic, as in, I don't even understand where they got these ideas (besides playing telephone with their fellow troons). The mandates are about removing genderspeak from the classroom, ceasing the flow of public dollars pouring into stinkditches, and repairing legal protections so that real women can play sports again.

Oh, and transing a child would be considered abuse/a crime. That's likely what has made them hysterical.

I assumed it was a thing happening inside their own heads. it doesn't even make any sense, a “ sex crime” against who?

 

[Evilronald]

When I read things like this: it’s like the best endorsement for DJT I can think of. Even if he doesn’t do anything to the troons, the amount of them offing themselves thinking he’s going to kill all of them will mean he doesn’t actually have to address the tranny problem (which would likely be banning hormones for minors at most.)

 

[SevenEleven]

Forgive me for bringing news from the land of Anime (or Manga, anyway), but this is definitely a tranny L.

The long and the short of it is, in the previous chapter of Chainsaw Man, the (Male) main character realizes his sexual frustration is clouding his judgement, and the other (Female) main character decides she's gonna cut off his dick so he won't be horny and distracted anymore. This was an obvious set up for both main characters getting into an awkward situation and getting flustered and maybe fucking or something. Yes, I know, shitty enough already.

But the trannies somehow convinced themselves this would mean the guy was gonna go tranny. For the couple weeks between chapters, they were already welcoming Chainsaw Trans.

The new chapter came out (the first one of Pride month, no less), and of course, they got into an awkward situation and got flustered and she kind of accidentally jerks him off. No Life Saving Gender Affirming Surgery tho.

And the reactions, well
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They really believed it. Never ceases to surprise me how retarded and self-deluded they are.

Crazy that these people can look at a manga explicitely about a teenage boy being manipulated and abused for 166 chapters, and then think that the logical conclusion and happy ending to that is said teenage boy's dick forcibly being cut off.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

@California Newt

Funny that you would mention Alistar Crowley, because I am of the opinion that he was firmly AGP and very likely responsible, philosophically speaking, for much of today's troon menace.

I'm not taking a stand for or against anal or any other practice. My only point is that self-reported statistics ain't worth shit, because surprise surprise, people bullshit. You will learn very quickly as a nurse never to just take a patient's word for it in a medical context. The dude who was supposed to quit smoking preparing for his knee replacement? Oh, he totally quit. Oh, his test came back positive for nicotine? No, he's just smoking every now and then, most certainly not more than one cigarette every couple of days!

OK, maybe half a pack a day. But it's just half a pack now, not two packs like before. That's good enough, isn't it?

I think this is sort of getting sidetracked from the main point, I'll acknowledge that yes, like any self-reporting survey, there are large caveats to take, and yes I am not in Europe. There could even have been shifts in general practices between the generations, and as you say there's a lot of variation by geography and culture. My point though I think stands, specific sexual acts and practices are much more a product of cultural normalization than they are some in built desire. The understanding of sexuality as some set in stone, born this way, set of desires is very at odds with its presentation in reality. I guess my point is more about the fluid (pardon the double entendre) and evolutionary/iterative nature of these identities that modern discourse renders in very strict terms.

I wonder about the construction of the trans identity because it does seem to me that at least some of the pathways to trooning out relate to inadequate feelings of masculinity and desires that are at odds with contemporary framings of it. Goes back to my phenomology thing, maybe these men would spiral less if they were given other ways to understand themselves, even if it did involve some sort of enacting of these desires. Is part of the modern problem an attempt to reify these hard categories of behavior and desire as constitutive of a rigid identity that you must conform to.

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Just to redirect the thread away from my autism again though:



There's some cope, but oOOoOphidian gets it


It's women who are the real problem though, look how insecure they are. Worse than the dudes they are choosing the bear over!

However, this brave TIM found validation in the fact that women are backstabbing duplicitous cunts, just like he is! Male socialization apparently isn't a thing, but the female socialization of being a mean girl is built in!

<Insert meme here of a woman slamming the bear button right next to the tranny one>

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[batteredpancakes]

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Doormat TiF comes out after 16 years in relationship with man who leeches off her, is incredibly selfish, and spends all day playing video games and talking to his other GF (open relationship).
Boyfriend flips out when she told him and was gaslighting her and being a general piece of shit. He decides to also troon out after 2 days and now he skinwalks her.
Tif reacts to all this exactly how'd you'd expect a meek emotional woman would.
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Stressed af over relationship
Heya guys.

Long one. Buckle up if you're along for the ride.

Everything in my life has finally started to turn around thanks to transition... Which, has made me painfully aware of something that's been at the back of my head for a long time, but not something I could really identify.

I need to end things with my gf of 16 years.

We opened up our relationship a little under 2 years ago. I think I was subconsciously using our new freedom to avoid acknowledging some dark shit.

I don't trust her at all anymore. Not around other relationships, but with me. She's... Incredibly self-centered in a way that has been chipping away at me for years.

I don't want to go into deep details because it gets very, very fucked up. If our first year living together happened today, I would kick her out of my house without a second-thought. But it didn't. It happened at a time where my self-worth was nothing.

Some SIGNIFICANTLY less heavy things:

When I told her I had to finally medically transition, something she's known I desired from day 1, she damn near interrogated me. She didn't provide the support she promised. She acted like this was some sudden thing. She would've successfully gaslit me into thinking I didn't communicate the dire state of my dysphoria if I didn't have fucking witnesses. The same happened with many family members, I didn't need that from my fucking partner.

2 days later she came out to me as a trans woman or at least trans fem (label shifts a lot). Apparently my need to medically transition caused her egg to crack.

Super. Of course I was supportive. But jfc that didn't take away her initial reaction. She jumped into medical transition immediately (good for her) before I could begin myself. I was jealous, yes, but happy for her.

She started a fuck ton of absurd fights. She accused me of becoming an alcoholic for ONE MIKE'S HARD LEMONADE. I BARELY DRINK. MONTHS AND MONTHS DRY AT A TIME. Issues like that. I'd snap, she'd cry, I'd feel bad for making her cry, cheer her up, get a non apology if anything. Rinse and repeat.

I admit, I have no fucking idea how to handle baby trans folks. I've been out of that phase since elementary. I can be empathetic of course, but I have no fucking idea how to handle some of the emotions.

She tried to use me as a guide to womanhood. I don't need to explain to this sub how I felt or why. You can guess.

Her girlfriend and I got into a fight recently, we've been friends until a few weeks ago. She hit a PTSD trigger that in the past caused a 2 year relapse.

Can you guess what my girlfriend's focus was, knowing I was spiraling?

The dynamic.

She just kept saying how we both had good points (not the point, never said otherwise, never expected her to pick a side or break up. All I wanted was a little fucking CONCERN.)

I got the concern from friends thank fuck, who were enraged on my behalf.

Guess who ended up cheering who up?

What a time for me to become conscious of how long this pattern has gone on. I have top surgery in a week & she's the caregiver.

Fuck me.

I'm going to tackle this, but a massive life shift while recovering from surgery seems like a bad fucking idea.

It's gotta happen, but the timing complicates shit. (I have friends and family ready just in case. Lucky as hell in that.)

Just had to vent. I'll probably delete this after a bit, just wanted to yell into the abyss.

Please, for the love of fuck don't tell me to man up. I'm working on it. (Prior vents prompted this ask.)

Edit: small but important note. She hasn't had a job in 8 years, lied about seeking work, lives off of myself and my father rarely ever repaying & mostly plays video games / talks to girlfriend on VC.

 

[stupid frog]

Seems to happen a lot with black (maybe other poc) HSTS. Almost all of the "trans genocide" in the USA that we hear about are troon sex workers not disclosing and being killed by black johns. But they don't like to publicize that info for some reason...

This is why "no lives matter until black lives matter". You cracked the code.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

So much sweet sweet attention. More than most folks ever get at work. But still an L.
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Announcement followed by company wide discreet snickering, am I right?
No comments yet but I will report back if anything amusing pop up.

I hate how they call it “presenting.” Men and women don’t “present” they just are. It kinda tells on them honestly, that they don’t really see themselves as women- they’re just presenting that way.

However, this brave TIM found validation in the fact that women are backstabbing duplicitous cunts, just like he is! Male socialization apparently isn't a thing, but the female socialization of being a mean girl is built in!

That’s presh lol they think cis women are competing with them. They are invaders lol, but not in the “more competition for dick” way, it’s more like “sir pls get your dick out of here you’re making us all uncomfortable.”

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

That’s presh lol they think cis women are competing with them. They are invaders lol, but not in the “more competition for dick” way, it’s more like “sir pls get your dick out of here you’re making us all uncomfortable.”

I just love that they are only able to conceptualize the response as mean-spirited and passive aggressive. OP even said that otherwise the discord was "supportive", but nope, doesn't matter! Any type of comment other than blanket love and happiness is treated as a direct attack.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I just love that they are only able to conceptualize the response as mean-spirited and passive aggressive. OP even said that otherwise the discord was "supportive", but nope, doesn't matter! Any type of comment other than blanket love and happiness is treated as a direct attack.

I wondered if they even knew he was a TIM, if they thought a trans “woman” was in the server their female socialization probably would keep them from even addressing the question, much less speaking candidly about him as if he wasn’t there. I’d even bet that he was the one to ask the question trying to be slick and gauge their responses. If they answered favorably he would’ve sucked the air outta the room and debuted his big coming out moment.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Well I think if you fuck or be fucked by ladyboys that definately makes you gay, I don't agree that just any anal stimulation does.

If you've never had your prostate massaged you don't know what you're missing. It's not called 'the male g-spot' for nothing. You will cum buckets and it dosen't mean you want cock up your ass by other men at all, unless you fantasize about men while stimulating your most sensitive gland. THAT'S what makes you gay or not. Desire for other men.

Off topic but I just can't understand why this exists. Like, what was going on in hominids or primates in general even, that for some, shoving a banana up its asshole during mating conferred some evolutionary advantage.

 

[Swole McPole]

Was it even a good papier mache sculpture?

Nothing like as good as that. It was better than a child could do, but not by an awful lot. I think the problem was the size. The damn thing was so big that they'd obviously got bored at times. Hair was obviously some kind of cheap acrylic wig, whereas the hair on that looks somewhat plausible.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Like, what was going on in hominids or primates in general even, that for some, shoving a banana up its asshole during mating conferred some evolutionary advantage.

Tedious sperg ahead, I’m afraid…

Spoiler: stfu bubo

Same reason orgasms confer an evolutionary advantage: the more fun sex is, the more you do it, the more likely you are to have offspring. Perhaps a more intense orgasm also increases the power of the ejaculation and the speed at which the little fellows move towards the egg, thus increasing the likelihood of fertilisation. Traits that improve reproduction don’t have to be massively significant in themselves - any slight edge will spread and improve your chances over a long enough window of time.

What about females? We have the g-spot and orgasms, and it helps if we want to have sex and thus pass on our genes. However, our sexual pleasure isn’t as determinative as a male’s in purely physical terms when it comes to it. If we want to fuck, and he doesn’t, we can’t really physically rape him. A man, on the other hand… A horny man with a banana up his arse, even without consent accidents, is much more likely to leave lots of offspring than the horniest of women with a map to her g-spot. Hence the importance of all our social constraints and inducements to mitigate physical power imbalances, the risks of sex and pregnancy, and all of that.

Or, you know, this could just be part of a banana’s cunning plan to enlist us in its reproductive strategy.

 

[Susanna]

Or, you know, this could just be part of a banana’s cunning plan to enlist us in its reproductive strategy.

A banana wants to be eaten by birds so its seeds will be deposited in a blob of fertiliser somewhere far away. Being stuck up the bum of some hominid probably isn’t a very desirable end for it.

Anyway think of evolution less as “survival of the fittest” and more as “survival of the least bad and laziest”. Conserving energy means you’ll have more left for reproduction. From the perspective of evolutionary biology, the optimal survival strategy for males is to loaf around (eg male lions), because they’ll want to preserve their energy to defend a harem from other males, while for females it’s to secure resources for their young. Offspring are a cheap investment for males, but very expensive for females, which means males will focus on having as many as possible, while females will focus on caring for a few. It follows that men will have very active libidos, while women will be more selective about partners and external conditions. And I think you can see that in homosexual males especially. Straight people on average have less than a dozen sexual partners over their lifetime; gay men are, I’ve been told, generally into their hundreds. That’s the unrestrained male libido.