I think one or two of his chilis, although just barely. They'd have been edible if mediocre at best because he doesn't understand the concept of browning. I'm totally not above the bag of chili mix + a couple cans + browned meat kind of chili. Some of those mixes are actually pretty good.
Its a stretch to call it it cooking, but the Christmas Crack he made, I'd try if I just saw it at like a holiday event with no further details about the cook. That sorta junk food is pretty normal for the holidays with my friends.
A long time ago he made these garlic cheese bread things. I don't think those would've been too bad honestly. I know he's done a few other items that weren't too horrible looking or was mediocre as well, but the cheese bread thing is the one that comes quickest to mind.
One of his many chicken tartars, for sure. I could stand to lose 20 pounds over a weekend.
He made this thing called Korean Sloppy Joes a while back and while it wasn't actually Korean in any way and the siracha he used in the video was visibly off, I definitely would have eaten one if it was offered to me, I'm a bit of a slop enjoyer.
That's all I need for brussels sprouts and asparagus, do them on indirect heat and then some direct at the end to finish them up. I usually like garlic salt and pepper with brussels sprouts, but for asparagus use sea salt.
All of Jack's diets end up in him just eating a mass amount of meat and cheese. If my IQ was greater than Jack's waist size, I would almost think there was a pattern there.
First Call of Duty, then a home brewery and the demon rum, now gamba...they'll be moving in with the Rekietas next. I bet Jack would find the Balldo very useful.
Jack might actually lose some weight if he started doing cocaine, y'know as long as his heart doesn't quit first.
Probably how he stayed so slim in California.
Isn't that when he was drinking like 6 cans of Bang a day? That amount of caffeine and whatever else they put in there probably isn't all that better than a couple of rails of quality yayo.
4-6 cans a day plus coffee, definitely wouldn't have had anything to do with a stroke, kidney stones, etc.
Obviously not, Jack cracked the code, it was broccoli that did all that. Now that he's eating thousands of calories of meat, grease, and salt it'll be any day now before all the damage from his multiple strokes will be cured.
"stroke before you stroke"
