💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    698
NostalgicJam said:
Please God, somebody hurry up with the bodycam so this fucker stops talking shit
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I'm not a clipping/photoshopping master but at the 1:00:00 mark he also throws in another 20 dollar superchat lashing out at who I presume is legalmindset with a "some legal commentators legal acumen is as pathetic as their advice on women #lazyeyefakechad"

 
Brian Oblivion said:
"some legal commentators legal acumen is as pathetic as their advice on women #lazyeyefakechad"
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That should really demonstrate to everybody just how much Nick Rekieta's "friendship" is worth. Legal Mindset has always, ALWAYS backed Nick until this whole thing went down and even now, he's still trying to look out for Nick's best interests.
 
anionfarflung said:
Someone asked where the Rekieta family money came from. I'm sure it's in the docs threads, but it looks like it was the maternal grandparents (at least):

Peaches Owen

I'm currently working on the family tree in GRAMPS. If and when I complete it I'll share it. I'll redact full kids' names even though they're out.

Nick's dad (or granddad) worked for Cray for a long time, so that side was probably at least upper middle.
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Nick's dad worked for Cray in Houston. When Cray started consolidating everyone up to MN, his dad moved up there for a bit before he moved the family up. Hence, the Transformer story. I've often wondered if Nick's dad was kind of out of the picture, or at least emotionally distant, even when they were in MN. Computer guys often aren't emotional- why, they don't even talk about the sex he has with Nick's mom!

Kandinsky said:
I’m surprised Legal Vices hasn’t come out to sweep for Rackets yet. Jeff has been extraordinarily mum on the whole ordeal.
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Jeff's been in the States, but he seemed to want to no comment the whole situation anyway. Nick kind of got Jeff his big kick (along with Mindset). Also, Jeff's probably at least as much of a degenerate. But he seems to have brought his son up ok, with and without his ex-wife.
 
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His comments are going to be a dumpster fire. And I can’t imagine he isn’t going to look like shit.
 
Didn’t Steel Toe Cuck mention Fleshlight went hunting at some point in his novel? Maybe the .22 came from her?
 
NadeND-001 said:
i wonder who those are.
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Everyone who won't kiss the balldo.
zimzam88 said:
I think this was brought up 1000+ pages ago but those posts by Mrs. Balldo read a lot like Mr. Balldo's posts. Wouldn't surprise me if that was Nick pulling another gunt and using his wifes social media to help control the narrative. (Not that she's innocent, just that she doesn't give a fuck about his audience)
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Nick clearly wrote her posts. Lady Gollum is too pilled out to have a coherent thought.
DuranceVile said:
There's really no going back for that audience now, Emily Baker vacuumed up most of the trial watchers and Sean is on his way to becoming the new LawPope.
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No. That LawPope bullshit needs to die.
NSA Intern said:
He stated he won't talk about the case... what're the chances he forgets once too many superchats calling him an alcoholic deadbeat abusive dad roll in?
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He will talk about the case ad nauseum. Over multiple streams. For hours and hours.
DuranceVile said:
Free advice for you Sean, get Legal Miiiiindset and a few others to pop in regularly and you're gold.
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Legal Mindset lives in Thailand. Plus the LawTubers don't really collaborate anymore on trial streams. They all want a cut of super berries. Nobody on Nick's streams was paid.
DuranceVile said:
I'd love to see him try to do a trial stream his first time back from the arrest. Getting buried in troll superchats as he sits there trying to commentate by himself and getting more and more pissed in both senses of the word.
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The audience has moved on. Lawyers that actually practice are covering the trial.
Third World Aristocrat said:
Every few hours we are going to have some political-philosophical discussion about (but not limited to):
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And tripods. We like to talk about tripods.
Lieutenant Rasczak said:
Spoiler: A true & honest™ review of this film
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Could use some "diversity" in the form of Eric July.
 
kokokrunch123 said:
is "CAMELOT331" one of the chief balldoguards/ balldowashers?

he keeps coping for broke dick *nick in in streams. latest was approximately 2 hours ago
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Most puzzling of all is that Nick seemingly ghosted Camelot for several months (presumably due to the swinging/coke-fueled haze), but when Nick is most in need of allies Camelot came crawling back like a battered housewife. It's honestly crazy that grown men can have such little self respect, but I guess that's why they're YouTubers in the first place.
 
Ibanez RG 350EX said:
That should really demonstrate to everybody just how much Nick Rekieta's "friendship" is worth. Legal Mindset has always, ALWAYS backed Nick until this whole thing went down and even now, he's still trying to look out for Nick's best interests.
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I also like the implication from that comment that, in contrast, Nick is a genuine chad instead of a guy who bribes other men to fuck his wife.
 
I think the .22 talk is a distraction. Nick is enough of a fag to have 'art' using .22 rounds. I think the bigger issue is the AR and iirc extra mags under the bed. Was a round in the chamber of the AR? It's quite common to keep a underbed gun for protection but not a good idea when you are high on booze and cocaine. I also question the need to have extra mags just free floating around. Better to have them in a known place to make them easier to grab and less chance of mag issues.
 
Crunchy Smegma said:
Most puzzling of all is that Nick seemingly ghosted Camelot for several months (presumably due to the swinging/coke-fueled haze), but when Nick is most in need of allies Camelot came crawling back like a battered housewife. It's honestly crazy that grown men can have such little self respect, but I guess that's why they're YouTubers in the first place.
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Yesterday Camelot posted a video saying that he didn't like people defending Nick because he is worried about enabling an addict. He also let slip that he's known about April for at least 10 months. Given that people such as Thatstarwarsgirl etc get along well with Camelot too, I imagine Nick felt nervous about his opinion spreading. Moreover, he probably wants to discourage Camelot from saying any more about what he knows of Nick's ongoings. Probably swooped in to manipulate the situation saying something like I'm fine, no more booze I promise, drugs were a misunderstanding, I'll explain later, and please don't talk about it anymore, but also don't worry about me talking in public because that's the world we're in now!

Hard to tell if Camelot is incredibly stupid or just earnestly hopes Nick is being honest. He certainly appeared to hesitate when declaring whether he thought Nick was clean or not.
 
Potatoherder said:
I think the .22 talk is a distraction. Nick is enough of a fag to have 'art' using .22 rounds. I think the bigger issue is the AR and iirc extra mags under the bed. Was a round in the chamber of the AR? It's quite common to keep a underbed gun for protection but not a good idea when you are high on booze and cocaine. I also question the need to have extra mags just free floating around. Better to have them in a known place to make them easier to grab and less chance of mag issues.
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I don't have the screenshot on hand, but I believe it was in a locals posting he claimed the AR had a lock through the receiver or similar. Not sure if he meant a trigger lock, or some other device I'm not aware of.
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
Look at the new OP thread (Work in Progress)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/op-re...obert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.184248/
In the NSFW - Nick and Kayla Photos from LOCALS - NSFW
PS.: At the very bottom there is a locals post from Kayla describing how they are so monogamous and never would swing :story:
⚠️Warning: horrifying, NSFL⚠️
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Minor correction: New OP is ready to be slotted in. It is caught up until the last 2 weeks, and I will make an update to it when available. Said update will probably make it cross into a second post.

Just waiting for it to be slotted in with 3-4 posts below it for me to fill out.

Current OP is a narrative summary that glosses over some humorous arc. These will be summarised and documented as part of an ongoing project.
 
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