💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Hang on a cotton picking minute....
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So this happened *last night*, and right now its just coming up to 15:00 in milwaukee

So why exactly when he woke up 8 hours ago did he do nothing but xeet the usual bullshit without any mention of this until barely an hour ago?
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I guess he didnt notice it till an hour ago......except its fucking *night time* in the photo he had of the crime scene which means it was likely taken shortly after it had been thrown
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I guess maybe he was just calling his friends in the Milwaukee PD to make a statement....only why is he still hamhandling the evidence?
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And as mentioned before, he has cameras pointed at this EXACT fuckin location so uh.....wheres the fuckin footage fatty?
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Why would it make sense for “white supremacists” to target him? Did he forget he is white?
Anyway, if it was real they definitely would have actually hit something besides the driveway with the paint
 
Hang on a cotton picking minute....
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So this happened *last night*, and right now its just coming up to 15:00 in milwaukee

So why exactly when he woke up 8 hours ago did he do nothing but xeet the usual bullshit without any mention of this until barely an hour ago?
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I guess he didnt notice it till an hour ago......except its fucking *night time* in the photo he had of the crime scene which means it was likely taken shortly after it had been thrown
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I guess maybe he was just calling his friends in the Milwaukee PD to make a statement....only why is he still hamhandling the evidence?
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Man it's almost like this is bullshit.
 
Aweful convenient how they only hit concrete and didn't damage ol' Rusty Susan huh?

His car is in easy reach of a thrown can from the road.
They would have to be deliberately trying to miss it.
 
Imagine being MATI enough to become your own biggest troll and do nothing but 24/7 gayops on yourself.

Hang on a cotton picking minute....
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So this happened *last night*, and right now its just coming up to 15:00 in milwaukee

So why exactly when he woke up 8 hours ago did he do nothing but xeet the usual bullshit without any mention of this until barely an hour ago?
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I guess he didnt notice it till an hour ago......except its fucking *night time* in the photo he had of the crime scene which means it was likely taken shortly after it had been thrown
View attachment 6044341

I guess maybe he was just calling his friends in the Milwaukee PD to make a statement....only why is he still hamhandling the evidence?
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And as mentioned before, he has cameras pointed at this EXACT fuckin location so uh.....wheres the fuckin footage fatty?
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=uCGD9dT12C0
Not only is he handling the evidence, it's daytime outside in the pic where he's holding the paint can.
 
Hang on a cotton picking minute....
View attachment 6044336

So this happened *last night*, and right now its just coming up to 15:00 in milwaukee

So why exactly when he woke up 8 hours ago did he do nothing but xeet the usual bullshit without any mention of this until barely an hour ago?
View attachment 6044338View attachment 6044339

I guess he didnt notice it till an hour ago......except its fucking *night time* in the photo he had of the crime scene which means it was likely taken shortly after it had been thrown
View attachment 6044341

I guess maybe he was just calling his friends in the Milwaukee PD to make a statement....only why is he still hamhandling the evidence?
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And as mentioned before, he has cameras pointed at this EXACT fuckin location so uh.....wheres the fuckin footage fatty?
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=uCGD9dT12C0
CLEARLY this is all Pat's master plan to cinch Lolcow of the Year 2024. By pointing out that this is a falseflag, you're only playing into his hands, baby child...
 
He probably dropped a can of paint but was too emasculated to admit that he did to Niki, so has come up with this ridiculous story to cover his tracks.

I am not trying to be funny or ridiculous, at this point I really think he is this pathetic.
 
Man it's almost like this is bullshit.
I aint even started on the splatter pattern.....largely because I aint a splatter pattern analyst but I aint exactly sure thats the splatter of a paint can thrown at high speed from a moving car....more like a paint can limply thrown by a rotund faggot (with bitch tits)

CLEARLY this is all Pat's master plan to cinch Lolcow of the Year 2024. By pointing out that this is a falseflag, you're only playing into his hands, baby child...
Ya know I was literally on the shitter just now and thought that maybe this is fat's way of gaining back momentum after the Rekeitapocalypse

Also why the fuck does it randomly say "TOAST"?!
 
You stalker children have it all wrong. Rick is so corpulent that a lost Ukranian soldier mistook his wide load for a Russian tank and threw the paint at it, following Rick's own advice.
 
Would be more believable if the retard put some cyberterrorist catchphrases in there, like ... nice driveway, stupid. Or strapping a bra to the can.
Hm yes a swastika how original, must've been the Ahnenerbe and Dan Mullen
 
Another thing I noticed is he waited until mid-afternoon Milwaukee time to tweet about something that supposedly happened last night, despite being awake all day. It's almost like he deliberately waited for a time when engagement is higher to tweet about it, so he could get maximum attention. Weird!
 
Normally I'm a little skeptical, I know there's plenty of evidence of patflagging but I think he does get his share of fun-seekers.

But really? None of the usual phrases? Pressing X on this one, Patty.
 
I aint even started on the splatter pattern.....largely because I aint a splatter pattern analyst but I aint exactly sure thats the splatter of a paint can thrown at high speed from a moving car....more like a paint can limply thrown by a rotund faggot (with bitch tits)


Ya know I was literally on the shitter just now and thought that maybe this is fat's way of gaining back momentum after the Rekeitapocalypse

Also why the fuck does it randomly say "TOAST"?!
That’s all why it’s clearly ridiculous pathetic bullshit.

It’s clearly been dropped, not thrown.

I hope this isn’t the beginning of the end in that he winds up hanging himself as a result of trying to fake his own lynching.
 
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