💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The familial wealth came from an IPO windfall of a petroleum engineering company (Petrofac Limited) on the London Stock Exchange. This was in 2005, when Nick was 23 years old.

Oh, this solves a riddle for me. I'd assumed that the wealth came about long ago, long before Nick was born, and that his mother had grown up with it. So I've never understood why Nick has no taste or sophistication, has never been anywhere, lived in Lakeville, and went to the college he did. I was reminded of this seeing wedding pictures in the last day or two - though they look lovely (Kayla was cute as a button and Nick looks like an Amish kid fresh off his rumspringer) it just doesn't have a style/vibe that would make sense with that background. Finally it makes sense.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

It's the maternal side.

What about the paternal side? Wasn't his uncle paul one of the top guys of Google or Microsoft? Wasn't the great grandpa big oil and Robert was just a huge humanitarian?

 

[indomitable snowman]

The Journey of Sir Balldolo

Great work.
What movie is that from?

 

[Oliver Onions]

There really aren't magic words that automatically make something not defamatory. The issue is how the audience would take it and if that's as a statement of fact, it's defamatory, whether you say "probably" or "allegedly" or "in Minecraft" or "abracabra."

You're right (I'm assuming, I know sod all about law) maybe it would be more accurate to say adding weasel words like 'probably' would have at least given him a potential avenue to explore, as opposed to repeatedly, unambiguously stating 'this man is a child molester' over and over and over again?

I'm assuming that's why he's recently started saying that it's his earnest belief or whatever, so he can fall back on 'well, that's just, like, my opinion, your honor'.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's kind of a mood killer when you have some screwed up kid on the couch asking if you are his new daddy, when you just showed up for a tinder hookup.

My point here is Null seemed to have a mom that loved him very much, and wanted the very best for him. Null knows what a proper mom is. I am sure many of us had mom's like that too (or at least I hope).

Kayla ain't that.

Right now, Kayla looks like a complete and utter fuckup as a mother. If she's willing to pull her head out of her ass, then she needs to do it already.

 

[SusanHassle]

Right now, Kayla looks like a complete and utter fuckup as a mother. If she's willing to pull her head out of her ass, then she needs to do it already.

What is "already"? Give it 30-60 days. Let's judge then.

The woman is, apparently, getting clean or wants to (per Aaron - sorry for the unreliable narrator).

I can't say the same for her spouse who is sperging on Twitter.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

What is "already"? Give it 30-60 days. Let's judge then.

The woman is, apparently, getting clean or wants to (per Aaron - sorry for the unreliable narrator).

I can't say the same for her spouse who is sperging on Twitter.

She may be in rehab or want to, but there's nothing suggesting one way or another.

- Aaron said at some point among the last time/s he talked to her she said they were going to stop after the current stash was done...and then they bought more. That's hardly evidence of her wanting to get sober.
- We haven't heard from her - not new.
- Getting out with conditions is a thought/hope for future leniency, maybe, but more likely someone just made an executive decision, and it wasn't her.
- Getting out without conditions in no way precludes going to rehab.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Wasn't it determined that Fatrick likely types out all his "Enjoy prison. Stalker Child." messages and doesn't use lowly shortcuts like copy/paste?

Yeah you can tell because when he gets really upset about something he fat fingers his phone and makes typos.
He's typing that shit by hand.

 

[Sharpeteer]

You had my sticker at the Kiwi Farms splash screen.

Representin'

That last 4 minutes was kino as fuck and I did not see that coming. I was expecting a “LOOOOOOOYAL REKIETA!” sound clip drop but it was still 10/10. The AI voices made it very enjoyable

Thanks! I tried to use the AI voices minimally, and use mostly actual voice clips from their videos, but some things I was just never going to get. Plus sitting through Dax's streams for many hours all in the hopes of catching him saying one single word I needed was so painful and I wouldn't wish that on my enemy.

Ah yes. I remember it well. The day Null anointed me with that T&H sticker was a proud one indeed.

Great video, dude. I imagine it was a lot of work.

Thank you fren. About a month and a half, so yes quite a lot. But now I rest.

I imagine when somebody gets their T&H badge, it pretty much looks exactly like that.

Great work.
What movie is that from?

It's three movies frankensteined together: 'Kingdom of Heaven', 'Outlaw King', and 'The Last Duel.' Two of them directed by Ridley Scott.

I think all three are great, and worth your watch.

 

[demicolon]

Don't know why Kayla has this defense force on the farms

I can give her a fix.

 

[ChromaQuack]

not your average functional 16-year-old.

FOR YOU SEE INCEL CHUDS!

YOU ARE NOT DEALING WITH YOUR AVERAGE FUNCTIONAL 16 YEAR OLD ANYMORE!

MFFFFMFFFGHHHHHHHFMFMFFFF---!

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Don't know why Kayla has this defense force on the farms but I'd like a hit of what you guys are smoking.

KF became a simp board for obvious reasons.

 

[JustStopDude]

My point here is Null seemed to have a mom that loved him very much, and wanted the very best for him.

I'm sure she did the best job she could.

She may be in rehab or want to, but there's nothing suggesting one way or another.

- Aaron said at some point among the last time/s he talked to her she said they were going to stop after the current stash was done...and then they bought more. That's hardly evidence of her wanting to get sober.
- We haven't heard from her - not new.
- Getting out with conditions is a thought/hope for future leniency, maybe, but more likely someone just made an executive decision, and it wasn't her.
- Getting out without conditions in no way precludes going to rehab.

Junkies make grandiose plans like this all the time.

If she does get clean, she needs to divorce Nick. You can't stay clean with a junkie spouse. Plus, when she is sober, she is going to have to come to terms with all the fucked up shit that she and Nick did to each other and the kids.

Marriages don't survive rehab.

It's all moot because there is zero chance she is interacting still with Aaron. He needs this "she loves me and is in contact still" larp for clout.

 

[Burn It All Down]

I wouldn't fuck anyone involved in this story with a borrowed dick and paid a considerable amount of money.

 

[Tablet County]

Nicky has woken up from after the drinking last night to come back on twitter.
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https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1796964275862265914

https://archive.ph/J7KjV

>Be a known alcoholic
>Proclaim you're drinking publicly
>Forget to say "in minecraft"
It's so over Rekietabros.

 

[Goatchoker]

My point here is Null seemed to have a mom that loved him very much, and wanted the very best for him. Null knows what a proper mom is. I am sure many of us had mom's like that too (or at least I hope).

Kayla ain't that.

Right now, Kayla looks like a complete and utter fuckup as a mother. If she's willing to pull her head out of her ass, then she needs to do it already.

This 100%

Having loving parents who are very active in life vs degens.

Also call me retarded if you must but the kids DID go through a full shutdown of life via the coof, that had a HUGE impact on younger kids and as a parent of younger children now, I am trying to make sure they aren’t falling behind. Both of them becoming worse after all that assures they don’t give a single fuck.

E:they both suck.

 

[NadeND-001]

nicky seems to be doing fine today. its a hard laboure for him to remove all those bottles.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

My point here is Null seemed to have a mom that loved him very much, and wanted the very best for him. Null knows what a proper mom is. I am sure many of us had mom's like that too (or at least I hope).

Kayla ain't that.

Right now, Kayla looks like a complete and utter fuckup as a mother. If she's willing to pull her head out of her ass, then she needs to do it already.

To be perfectly honest, what's already been done probably has irreparably destroyed her reputation with her children, and IIRC most of the kids are around 12 years old, or younger, so even just a single year of neglect has permanently fucked them up, and they'll have to carry that burden forever, possibly spend a while in therapy too.

Kayla is a complete and utter fuckup as a mother, and forever will be. At best, she can just fix her own life.

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

Come on Nick! Get off that wagon. We want The Incredible Hulk, not Bruce Banner.

Argent did a stream sarcastically describing Nick's drunken rambling as 'poetry' and 'unfathomably based'

And the thing is if he drunk streams again he's fucking done, so it would be compulsive viewing.

Fill yer boots with corn lads, the harvest be bountiful but famine awaits us next year.

 

[gang weeder]

It's not nose guarding. Re-read it, Nick fell and then took others with him. you know, you Christian guys sure do like to tell the take of how a "man is head of the house and dictates the course" but you only like to take credit when it goes right, and when it doesn't, you blame the women. When the family works, the woman is an obedient woman and it is the disciplined man who lead them to success, and when it fails, the man is just a guy who got unlucky with a whore woman.

Try being a man and lead. If it is your family, then fucking own out and look in the mirror for the blame. The truth is, Nick was the elder of the family and took them all down a dark path and now you want to blame everyone around except the leader of the house.

Fuck you. Be a man and lead like a man. We need a term for men who can't handle it when they fail and blame everyone, we'll call it "being a child".

Nigger why are you turning this into politisperging. How about Nick and Kayla are both failures and bad people? Is that too hard to run with?

Does he finally have a lawyer who told him he'd fire him as a client if he doesn't shut the fuck up? Or is this just hungover Nick realizing what drunk Nick did may bite him in the ass? I'm sure by tonight he'll be back to the attitude of "that's hungover Nick's problem, I'd sure hate to be that guy."

I read that tweet as sarcasm for him making fun of people telling him to shut up.