💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Fapcop]

This is depressing in retrospect. Imagine pissing this away. Hold me bros

It’s fucking sad.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the hedonism resort, but it takes some impressive retardation from Nick’s side in order to not realize that he has a pretty good deal there.

Oh wait, that’s right… Five kids! Body ruined!

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Nick's been very quiet for the last couple of days, I think he's earned himself a drink or three. Come on Nicky, crack that bottle open. Hell, have a hit while you're there. Get those creative content juices pinging and get that camera on.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This is depressing in retrospect. Imagine pissing this away. Hold me bros

To be clear they did this stream from their room at Hedonism II and were likely under the influence of drugs in this stream (since Nick freely admitted doing drugs during his trip to Houston and Jamaica).

They had already ruined their own marriage before this stream happened.

As far as the ongoing case. Two possibilities

1) The police let her go because they didn't have enough evidence to make a case against her. She then went on her way to somewhere we don't really know. She just disappeared.

2) She immediately made a deal with the police after being arrested, was not charged and will come back to testify against Nick & Kayla.

#2 doesn't make much sense. The issue is that at least one of the parents admitted that April was the live-in nanny. Her potential legal problems do not end with the drugs.

As of 19th of March, the company dissolved. Apparently, now all the property of the company goes to the Crown (British Monarchy)!

The company appears to have changed domicile to the United States.

 

[NadeND-001]

Dick: Nick! Let me ride that Balldo! I swear i'll say anything you want! Just let me ride that Balldo of yours!

 

[Procrastinhater]

Something a bit different - I was curious if all the publicity of the Balldo had any effect on sales, and thus the value of the company producing it.

Is this... the Sonichu curse?

As of 19th of March, the company dissolved. Apparently, now all the property of the company goes to the Crown (British Monarchy)
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Hold on a minute - the Balldo was developed by the FUCKING BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY?

I guess it makes sense. That creepy fuck Prince Andrew probably thought it up while he was getting wasted at Epsteins Island.

This just keeps getting more and more fucking bizzarre.
Why is the Balldo company owned by the British Crown??

I shouldn't have to say this but this is a shitpost. In case there was any confusion

 

[Young_Griff]

Nick's been very quiet for the last couple of days, I think he's earned himself a drink or three. Come on Nicky, crack that bottle open. Hell, have a hit while you're there. Get those creative content juices pinging and get that camera on.

The longer he waits, the more fan fiction we can write without him countering the narrative. He really should stream to prove us wrong.

 

[DumbDude43]

Nick's been very quiet for the last couple of days, I think he's earned himself a drink or three. Come on Nicky, crack that bottle open. Hell, have a hit while you're there. Get those creative content juices pinging and get that camera on.

there's a non zero chance that he has overdosed and died tbh

like, he now lives completely alone in the house, right? if he drinks or snorts himself to death now, nobody would notice.

 

[Fapcop]

Something a bit different - I was curious if all the publicity of the Balldo had any effect on sales, and thus the value of the company producing it.

Is this... the Sonichu curse?

As of 19th of March, the company dissolved. Apparently, now all the property of the company goes to the Crown (British Monarchy)!

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Wait the fuck up!

So the CROWN now owns all the property associated with the Balldo?!

That’s some real Illuminati shit right there!

 

[NadeND-001]

Hold on a minute - the Balldo was developed by the FUCKING BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY?

I guess it makes sense. That creepy fuck Prince Andrew probably thought it up while he was getting wasted at Epsteins Island.

This just keeps getting more and more fucking bizzarre.
Why is the Balldo company owned by the British Crown??

degeneracy flows in the noble blood i guess

 

[Young_Griff]

degeneracy flows in the noble blood i guess

I share some of that blood, how fucked am I guys?

 

[Observantwatcherofthings0]

Something a bit different - I was curious if all the publicity of the Balldo had any effect on sales, and thus the value of the company producing it.

Is this... the Sonichu curse?

As of 19th of March, the company dissolved. Apparently, now all the property of the company goes to the Crown (British Monarchy)!

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Link to Company House (Archive)

Don’t ask why but before all this I looked into the balldo through companies house in the uk. Around 6 months ago they were late with their taxes. I don’t think it’s related to this. I mean who except freaks and creeps are using that thing.

 

[moocow]

It's not how you act around a true friend, either you shut up publicly entirely, or you rain fire on him.

And if he's a friend, he'll thank you for it. Eventually.

TL;DR Those kids were damaged, they weren't responsible for nor should they be called out by LOLtube for not "stepping up". Nick is lost without recovery and redemption and that narcissist needs the cudgel of consequence to even hope so. FUCK Nierman, Fox, Jeremy, TUG, etc. Eat a Balldo you evil fucks. (MATI hats welcome for dropping F bombs)

Yup, his friends should have gone fire & brimstone on him, physically intervening and scolding him hard to get him back on a decent path. Only a good friend would do that, and only a good friend could (anyone else isn't really trusted enough and would just be chased away...).

Basically what Im saying is that there were people who stood around that line of "im your friend but youre being stupid", but Nick chased them all away. I mean, he even chased Coomelot away and Coom would suck Nick's dick figuratively and literally.

Oh.

Well shit.

Yeah, I suppose there's only so much you can do if your friend is actively chasing you off.

 

[Fapcop]

#2 doesn't make much sense. The issue is that at least one of the parents admitted that April was the live-in nanny. Her potential legal problems do not end with the drugs.

I mean… At the end of the day, cops are kinda lazy

They got the drugs, they got some guns and stuff me parents with neglect charges.

So they’re going to put a nice big bow on it and charge Nick and Kayla. They’re not likely to try to come up with charges for everyone involved.

(And come on my guy… That “live in nanny” deal surely flew out the window in the first five minutes at the station.)

 

[Procrastinhater]

I share some of that blood, how fucked am I guys?

Depends.
If its good Anglo Saxon Blood that goes back to before the Norman Invasion you're good.

But if you have a trace of, may Allah forgive me, Habsburg blood... its over bro.

 

[Captain Manning]

2019-2021 Balldo was on top of his game.

He was.

There was clearly a 3-3.5 year "buffer period" between him largely winding down his law practice, and becoming a complete fucking train wreck. It wasn't an instant transition. It was more gradual.

I respect @Strix454 immensely, but you really can't say things like:

Then he shut down the office and moved home to drink full time.

If that were true, nobody would have watched his shit. He would not have become a minor e-celebrity. He would not have been considered "a friend of the Farms," instead of the total lolcow you see now. 2019 Rekieta and 2024 Rekieta are worlds apart. Hell, 2019 and 2022 Rekieta are worlds apart.

You can claim he was always a piece of shit under the surface, and chide people for buying into his bullshit, but he was selling some pretty high grade and believable bullshit back in 2019. Half the Farms bought it. Even Null.

Does anyone else find it strange how many people ITT gargle PPPs balls?

For the moment, he's saying the "right things." That's counts for a lot in people's minds.

Though one must be mindful of the fact that, once upon a time, Nick also said the "right things."

Some of us are keenly aware he and Andy are grifters too. You wanna believe they are sincere, and they're not just doing it for the $$$, but that's always a risky bet at best.

Hold on a minute - the Balldo was developed by the FUCKING BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY?

Why is the Balldo company owned by the British Crown??

You didn't read it.

"Crown" in this case just means the state. That's the term they use in countries that consider the British monarch their head of state. The royal family did not develop the Balldo.

What that means is assets regarding the Balldo might be held by the state (Crown) following the company dissolving or liquidating in the UK.

 

[Harm]

Hold on a minute - the Balldo was developed by the FUCKING BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY?

Nah, the phrasing is weird, but it's by a basic British citizen. It seems that when their companies dissolve there, if anything is still "collectable" then it goes to the British Crown or whatever. Which, since it seems the business relocated to the US as others said, it's not really going to apply much in this case.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

This is such retarded bullshit. I know people much older than him still flourishing in their careers, hobbies, family lives, etc. He has this view because his view of what makes life enjoyable is limited only to things people in college would find fun.

Honestly if he could have just stayed on the straight and norrow for another 5-10 years, his oldest would have probably started having children of his own, people adore being grandparents, there is a reason why it's called the golden years.

21-26 is not unreasonable to start having children, with it ideally being closer to the 24-26 side but that's a preference on my end and not really worth mentioning in this regard.

Now he and his wife would be lucky if any of their children will let them near the future grandkids at all, and not simply let them rot in that house during old age with no one but the hospice nurse taking their vitals and doing general hospice care.

There is also a considerable chance that Nick Rekeita fucked himself and will have alcohol induced dementia by the time he hits his late 50s early 60s.

He really did fuck his Idyllic life.

Born with money, never went hungry or go without, married his college sweetheart, had 5 children who loved him, had a successful carrer that provided, was able to afford a maid to take some burden off of his stay at home wife.

That is literally what men desire the fucking most. He really had it all.

 

[Soggy paper straw]

Don’t ask why but before all this I looked into the balldo through companies house in the uk. Around 6 months ago they were late with their taxes. I don’t think it’s related to this. I mean who except freaks and creeps are using that thing.

No judgement here, I did look into it too. The other british company owned by the guy was also dissolved, with a total of about £90k debt.

The company appears to have changed domicile to the United States.

Can you post a link to the registration? The UK website is the only one that comes up when googling. Although I did find "balldo™ and viballdo™ are brands owned by Nadgerz Inc." registered in 2024.

I just want to believe that at least for a brief moment, a single balldo was technically, legally the property of the British monarchy


Edit - I am just curious to know if anyone even bought a balldo from this whole mess. But I think it is such a bad product that no one did

 

[Judex Meus]

If you're at least somewhat functional, you will never get a DUI in a small town, because you won't gun it past where the cop always sits.

Once you're on the backroads, it's pretty straight and the chance you get picked up is damn minimal.

And during the raid the cops had more important shit to do and he probably wasn't visibly or obviously intoxicated at the time (or it would have been mentioned).

I'm going to push back on this somewhat. I've known alcoholics who got pulled over for completely unrelated reasons like a taillight being out, and the cop immediately smelled the alcohol and they blew way over the legal limit. In a small town I could maybe see it being possible if you only take the backroads and be really attentive to the state of your car, but it's one of those things that I can see happening eventually no matter how skilled you are at drinking and driving. Like even if it's only a 1% chance, if you drive drunk every single day you're eventually going to get busted.

In Nick's case you're probably right, though. Small town means fewer cops and I remember people mentioning that Nick was REALLY meticulous about not getting a DUI.

 

[demicolon]

Gave me an idea....

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I just spent like 2 hours on this shit. I hope it was worth it lol

I appreciate that Uncivil Law was not included.