💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

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1. Trump found guilty of all 400 trillion counts in a trial that is perfectly legitimate and unbiased according to Experts™ and The Science™
2. Trump wins by overwhelming margin in spite of his charges because his opponent is a mumbling, retarded, pedophilic dementia patient
3. Election results delayed until several million more ballots, all for Joe, are "found"
4. Glowies fist each other's anuses in the streets of Washington D.C. on January 6th again, Trump blamed (several billion more charges added)
5. ?????
6. Profit (but only for the oligarchs)
 
Art Eric 84 said:
Congratulations Democrats and Liberals on becoming the fascists you all claim that Trump would be. You idiots!!!
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Mm, that's a John if I ever heard one.
A salty one at that.
A Salty John.

Don't be flinging Salty Johns in the lolcow thread in support of the cow, don't be a silly salty guy like that.
 
that_monika said:
1. Trump found guilty of all 400 trillion counts in a trial that is perfectly legitimate and unbiased according to Experts™ and The Science™
2. Trump wins by overwhelming margin in spite of his charges because his opponent is a mumbling, retarded, pedophilic dementia patient
3. Election results delayed until several million more ballots, all for Joe, are "found"
4. Glowies fist each other's anuses in the streets of Washington D.C. on January 6th again, Trump blamed (several billion more charges added)
5. ?????
6. Profit (but only for the oligarchs)
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The oligarchs most recent profit was Trump funneling untold billions for covid vaccines to them
 
Norman B. Normal said:
He paid hush money to the porn star he stuck his tiny, mushroom-shaped dick into by funnelling it through his lawyer, then concealed and lied about the transactions specifically in order to violate campaign finance laws. No need to thank me.
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Its not illegal to pay 'hush' money to a hooker through a lawyer. What do you mean by 'lying'? What specifically did he do that was illegal? As I predicted you and the vast majority of people really don't know what the case really turns on which is actually more esoteric and pedantic than the Dems want to admit.

If he was anyone else this trial would have never existed, Being at most an administrative slap on the wrist if the agent managed to stay awake to notice or care about it.
 
PeachDream said:
Wait why does anyone give a shit if Trump paid some porn star to not say he had sex with her or whatever?

That's what kicked off this whole thing, right?
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I've talked women into not telling anyone about the time we banged and I did it without somehow committing 34 felonies. It's actually not that hard.
 
PeachDream said:
Doesn't he have millions of dollars of his own?
Just seems bizarre he'd have to specifically steal money to pay it, it was only a couple hundred grand if I recall, right?
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Maybe he's not as rich as he claims lmao because he literally did that
 
Illuminati Order Official said:
This thread left PG and was moved to Lolcows, therefore Donald Trump was officially recognized as a lolcow by Kiwi Farms staff and community.
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The fact that this is political changes a lot tbqh. I don't think people here would like to admit it. It colors nearly every post here. Even foreigners have an opinion colored by politics because America is so important.

Politics is a dirty game, no matter what people say Trump was put in jail for political expediency. You can think that is fair or unfair or even disagree but whatever your opinion is it will be inherently a political one.
Dyn said:
innocent
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Lies he did in fact steal that Banana, that $20 bill was in fact fake. #Fact Checked by Real Kiwi Farms Patriots
Dyn said:
Meowthkip was okay but Trombonista keeps merging my double posts so honestly I hope she gets raped by blacks.
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Nobody respects women like other women.
 
I do think Trump was guilty on the shit he was accused of, but let's keep it a buck did anyone think he would be found innocent even if hypothetically he was ? He had the cast of buck breaking in the courtroom I don't think he could have won that case. Trump got felted by niggas so that is kind of funny.
 
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