💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Sewer Rat]

Balldo has made the Daily Mail

lmao they have the finger bite still from the masturbation stream

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

How the fuck is the largest nose known to KF on this potato nigger and not on a jew?

 

[President Xi]

I cant believe how many people in this thread admit to taking cocaine. Thats fucking nuts. Is it that common in the US, where people casually take some coke?

Feels pretty much unavoidable in both cities I've lived in in Canada. And my hometown for that matter. Not sure if it's been making a comeback in popularity but my entire adult life you see it pretty often if you go out at all.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I do not quite understand how that points arrow to direction or another.

Okay. You've got Nick doing the coke talk about how stressful his life is, and lying about April's status.
Kayla has a few sentences, then she shuts down after contradicting Nick on April's status.
April is nowhere. Others talk about her, but she disappears after invoking her rights until she walks out the next morning. Uncharged.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Well, he's not Christian and he's not right wing.

A truer statement has never been uttered.

Nick wears Christianity as a skin suit, fundamentally (and likely intentionally to get a rise out of practicing Christians) misunderstanding the basic point of "Jesus came to earth to die for our sins".

He's a hedonist alcoholic with a silver spoon firmly lodged against his prostrate and will likely kill himself via alcohol and substance abuse before he ever admits Nick is the reason Nick is miserable.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

He's a fucking debt collector.

I know we need them, but they are still shits.

extremely Jewish.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

WHAT THE FUCK AM I HEARING!?
2024-05-30 12-41-03.mp4

Good Lawgic within the same day:
-No needles in the house, so the reported track marks were fabricated
-The child neglect issues had been resolved by the time the house was raided
-Bath time for kids is opt-in, Rekieta's kids simply chose poorly

Maybe Joe should kill himself?

 

[Sammich]

I could be late in this but EVS’s father was an abusive petty criminal who deserted his family, so he has a weird cope about his dad. Explains why he thinks Nick is ok.

I don't think that's necessarily a weird cope, no one wants to think their dad is a piece of shit, that said, i didn't know that about EVS and that explains a lot.

 

[VitaminDsupplements]

Something I've noticed as a side effect of all this drama is all the people posting that Nick's case is making them reflect on their own relationship with alcohol.

This is such life ruining shit that it's making people go sober/cut down.

 

[Boiled Pizza]

• It's the Imholte's fault.
• It's the humble Kiwi Farmer's fault.
• It's the Federal Government of the United States of America's fault.
• It's the pastor's fault.
• It's the unnamed bitch the hates Nick fault.
• It's the children's fault.

Who's next?

My bet is the former nanny or the house itself.

Really though, anyone that isn't Nick or Kayla is a good candidate to be blamed.

 

[Queesechake]

Something I've noticed as a side effect of all this drama is all the people posting that Nick's case is making them reflect on their own relationship with alcohol.

This is such life ruining shit that it's making people go sober/cut down.

I haven't taken a sip since I started following this, and I was drinking nearly every night of the week before.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

walks out the next mornin

She did. Did she walk out without saying a thing then?
Did she say boat load of lies or truths before that morning?

*And they really did not have anything on her, did they. Unless use is a crime in Minnesota, then maybe something. So might have just repeated she was a guest and that is it. And they had to release her. So not necessarily even sold them out... yet.

 

[DammitPerez]

Balldo has made the Daily Mail

Finally, global fame! Here's an archive of that https://archive.is/iAYBS

His Zoom court appearance was posted on X and his charges were read aloud by the judge. Nick said he was representing himself and his wife during the proceeding.

Wow.

 

[Captain Manning]

Balldo has made the Daily Mail

From Wikipedia:



Hey! He got the wrinkly wine moms back!

Good job Nick! Bit of an unorthodox method, I must say, but maybe you and CGoody will get some more ass arse (sorry, they're British) pics out of this.

Have a drink, buddy!

 

[HairyBadger]

Has anyone got the clip from the church where Nick and Wife walk their eldest to the front for some kind of clap session?

It must be 150 pages back perhaps?

 

[East_Clintwood]

I think we can basically dispense with his legal opinion then. Not that I was ever inclined to listen to much of it.

If there's one thing I have learned from the Ty Beard fuckup, it's that you really wanna the listen to the lawyer that has experience in the area of law they are talking about.

And in this particular situation, within Lawtube, that's Sean and Nate. I say that not because Sean is a Kiwi, but because it's objectively true.

Plus Joe is fucking annoying. He's getting as bad as Aaron is by showing up everywhere. Only in his case it's to polish the Balldo.

I've never actually watched much of Joe before this shitshow, and frankly I wish I'd kept it that way.

That being said I decided to watch the full clip, and it's not quite as bad as I thought from the original summary (although it's still fucking retarded). In fact he actually talks about constructive possession and tries to present it in terms of what the prosecution and defense are going to be arguing.

For instance he talks about the theoretical argument of how do they prove whose coke it is, maybe it was actually April's, or maybe Aaron left it there etc. The problem is all those arguments go right out the window because the fucking wetbrained, coke addled mongoloid voluntarily talked to the cops and told them it's his fucking bedroom where he and Kayla sleep, which means legally they're in possession of it regardless of who actually bought it in the first place.

 

[EvoletRain007]

So... all these fuckers blaming the kids are just socially handicapped or completely evil... specially when they blame the 16 years old.

The main reason the 16 years old wasn't "stepping up", it's probably depression.

Having an alcoholic father, that's also a junkie, same with you mother, it has to be really fucked up (we're talking about them being aggressive, or being completely fucked up, all the time)... then another couple moves into your house, specifically into your parents bedroom... and with Aaron describing crazy fights between Nick and Kayla and drama 24/7, it's a crazy place to live as a teenager.

Are you telling me that a 16 years old didn't know what the fuck was going on in there?... are we supposed to believe that the kid is blind and deaf now?... he/she probably was just trying to keep the little siblings from even getting close to their parents bedroom and keeping them away from even asking anything from them.

The shame and disgust that the 16 years old feels probably has been crushing his/her soul, and probably has been depressed for a while, apparently people forget how emotional are teenagers.

This entire drama is just exposing how all these people are disconnected from normal people and normal families.

Complete insanity.

 

[Fougaro]

Balldo has made the Daily Mail

 

[Balldo's Gate]

All excellent points, but you forgot the fact that Andrew/Legal Mindset was right there with Drex doing the whole "Nick never changed, Kiwifarms is projecting" crap. I think @elb even has a clip. It was only later he started to backpedal on that.

I guess I am happy he's come around at least somewhat (and is providing an affidavit for Null), but it seems like he's doing it because the winds have obviously shifted, and I'm certainly not gonna ever trust the fuck.

To be clear, I don't hate the guy either way.

BUT Andrew did defend Rekieta for a while, even when the truth of what was going on was being posted on Kiwi Farms. I give him credit for distancing and I guess now disavowing Rekieta even though it was pretty clear that Nick liked him the most out of all his lawyer friends.

He seems to have eventually realized that Rekieta had lost his mind and worked hard to independently find success with the Disney and VTuber shit, and done well at that (although I question anyone who would platform TheGatorGamer), but if he's going to the Rekieta well I hope he at least gives KF some degree of credit for being 100% correct in what was being said on here for 2 years.

People here may have been surprised at his arrest in a "Holy shit! He's in jail!" kind of way, but after reading he was arrested, I don't think anyone here was surprised at what the charges were or the identity of the third person who was arrested.

The Rekieta thread said Nick was doing drugs. He was doing drugs. The Rekieta thread said Nick was a swinger. Nick is a swinger. The Rekieta thread said Nick had moved April Imholte as part of some weird throuple. April was the "live-in nanny" who slept in the Rekieta marital bed. The Rekieta thread said Nick was driving under the influence. Nick was reported by his own pastor who said he received a report that Nick was "high or drugged driving a car around". There is obviously a lot more.

If Andrew, or any "Lawtuber", wants to say "Hey, I didn't want to get involved", that's perfectly legitimate. Most people WOULDN'T want to get involved in this bizarre drama shit. Like you, I think there is a little bit of an implication that KF waited to start documenting anything until after the Rekietas and their live-in coke whore nanny got arrested, but that might be unintentional.

I also didn't get why Ashton was pressing Sean, but not Andrew on "LawTube"'s response. Sean said more about Rekieta before this all went down than Andrew did. But whatever. Sean is a very big boy and can defend himself if he wants to.

 

[Procrastinhater]

, instead you go to daddy. He's told you to stay away from his secret private adult room where adult stuff happens, but you have nobody else. You can hear daddy awake and talking very enthusiastically, but you hesitate there scared. You finally build up the courage to knock or open the door and he looks at you with such hatred and anger. By that point, you can't even remember why you came to talk to him. Do you turn away and go without saying anything? You decide to try talking to your daddy anyways and he blows you off completely, chastises you and says mean, hurtful things before sending you away. While you're still within earshot, you hear him enthusiastically talking about how annoying you are and how much you disturbed him from his adult activities.

You get back to your room and you remember why you went to them. Your clothes are dirty, you don't have anything clean to wear, and all the "snacks" are gone. You hurt. Your stomach hurts from hunger, your eyes heart from crying, and your heart hurts from being separated from any guardians to care for you.

Jesus you just came closer to making me Fedpost than Lucas or Dong Gone ever did during DKF.

Whole heartedly, from the bottom of my black heart,

FUCK NICK REKIETA.

May he burn in Hell. I hope that fuck Barnes and that fucking New York Kike convince him to fight this all the way and the court gives him 5 years. It wouldn't be enough.
Motherfucker all you had to do was make sure your kids were OK.