💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.1%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.7%
  • Total voters
    688
"Excuse me, Judge Mrs. Vagina liquor, you like, cant, say this search warrant is constitutional, because, like, my children told their teachers they were being abused and then the TEACHERS told the reporter. That's hearsay and cant be used in a search warrant!"
 
Sir Baz the Intolerant said:
I'm calling it now he's going to fuck himself on this. At first I thought he'd get off fairly lightly with all things considered, first time offence, "family man", respectable occupation etc. But my man is on a turbo spergout over this and I'm 100% convinced he's going to do something monumentally retarded that'll either get him put back in jail, or at the very least put him in a very precarious situation come his hearing.

And that's not even considering the fact he can't touch the drink or the powder in the meantime. And I don't have high hopes for him on that front, hell he's probably paralytic on the Scotch and nose deep into the white stuff as we speak, would definitely explain the twitter sperging.
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Totally agree. He couldnt even be quiet about it when he got slapped from Monty with defamation lawsuit. Most astonishing thing is that hes a lawyer and gave some good advices and yet he cant follow those himself. :roll:
 
ddlloo said:
Not that interested in running defense for him (everyone was doing drugs in a house full of kids and he was fine with that for a while because they weren't HIS kids), but it's been nearly 2 months since he was last at their house. Things could have gone from bad to worse in that time frame in regards to the kids' welfare.
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Its almost certain that after April moved in with them, any remaining sanity or restraint went out the window. It was still bad enough before that Aaron should have done something, but by the streaming content after April moved in everything went totally off the cliff. That isn't to blame her. Its more than when you have three people in the house using you make the full transition to drug den.
 
Sheryl Nome said:
I hope Barnes does represent Nick in the criminal case, there is no single lawyer that could make the case go worse for him.
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I caught a little bit of his constitutional violations analysis stream yesterday. One of the things he talked about was the danger of having the government label any substance as a controlled substance to use this to take away Second Amendment rights and custody of children. The example he was using to cast this as an absurdity was a case in Pennsylvania where the state is trying to stop farmer Amos Miller from selling his milk.

I can understand this argument from a high level, but we aren't talking about milk, we're talking about cocaine. A lot of cocaine. I do not appreciate the effort to conflate the two. I don't know if he believes his own arguments, or if he is just hoping that his audience does. If I were a member of the jury and this argument was used on me, I would probably lean closer to the death penalty, even if it isn't on the table.

As an aside, searching Amos Miller's case, it looks like that milk is apparently testing positive for listeria and E. coli, and he is being provided a valiant defense by Robert Barnes himself as his lawyer! Good luck with your efforts to keep potentially infected milk in the hands, stomachs, guts, and hearts of everyday Americans!
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ScurvyRat said:
I love the trickle truth of him slowly admitting that he was right there with them railing lines with the Rail King.
Just keep publicly admitting your drug use, Aaron. I'm sure that will go over well when your wife talks about how she was groomed by you and the Rackets.
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He claims that his kids’ mom is totally fine with everything and understanding when he has 0 idea that she’s just letting him dig his own grave for child custody. He got played by Kayla and by his ex wife. Him thinking that the ex wife didn’t seduce him to get a 3rd kid and instead it “just happened” is hilarious. He is so naive.
 
6MillionCoofs said:
I could do most of that by 6. But I wouldn’t expect many to be able to. And my parents were responsable and not coked out.
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My youngest is around that age but I still make sure his hair and body gets a good scrub a few times a week.
The kids shouldn’t HAVE to do that, especially growing up with a nanny and parents that weren’t coke fiends. It’s a shock to the system I’m sure.

I’m in my feels a bit today as a mom after reading the warrant this morning.
 
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zimzam88 said:
Nick is obviously not clean or rehabbing so we may not have seen the worst of this yet.
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Fuck him. The kids are thankfully out of the house.
Nicks free to keep drinking and snorting, and injecting whatever the fuck he wants.
He can bring over whatever hookers he needs to try and fix his limp dick.
Hopefully he brings a couple for Our Wife since he can't get her off.
I hope that limp dick fucking cuck streams to tell us all how we're wrong, and I hope he literally tells the prosecutor to shove any deal up his ass.
 
I just realized something.

There's an entirely real possibility that the very part of the pillstream where he's obscenely insulting the judge trying his case will be played in front of a jury and that very same judge.

Great jerb Nick! Real awesome planning.

Just fucking BRILLIANT!
 
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