💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Absurdity said:
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Kiwi Yuga said:
We will see when the PC affidavit becomes public, but the idea that one report from a Pastor was all it took to bring the hammer down on Nick is a little optimistic.
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Yeah. As I’ve said before. It’s a small community. The Rekieta’s were likely THE major piece of small town gossip for a while.

Everyone knew some details, including likely law enforcement.

When the pastor made his report it was the final straw, they got their ducks in roe and talked with other people.

FFS: Aaron described Nick and Kayla going at it in his garden at night. That was very likely not the first time they had a public coke fueled fight.

Half his stream could tell what was up, yet some of these lawtube faggots want to pretend that he was some local pillar of the community and “how dare they search his house UNCONSTITUTIONALLY without any reason.”

Pathetic.
 
I hope Barnes does represent Nick in the criminal case, there is no single lawyer that could make the case go worse for him.
 
trash cat said:
Potentially Criminal is awesome; he's excluded.

I don't really consider him part of lawtube anyway. He's way better then those grifters.

Sean definitely has principles, he thinks for himself, and he supposedly tried to tell Nick he was going off the rails.

I hope Sean delivers everyone presents later this year. I just hope he didn't eat the reindeer.
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he's the only one that is really likable. Another one i haven't really seen in ages is.. runkle something? he was great in the rittenhouse streams. Most of lawtube is just detestable faggots and losers. I get so confused about why we give a fuck about lawyers, I always thought they were scumbag fucks.
 
Smashed & Slamed said:
I don't know why you gays are mad that Barnes and the rest of lawtube is trying to gas Nicky up. If you want that trial stream you need to put in the work the make sure Nicky is delusional enough to do it.
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God. I want nothing more than for Nick to take this all the way. I want full on schizophrenia defense. I want admiralty law sperging, I want "my home is a traveling private vessel not for hire," I want some accepted for value thrown in there, and some Articles of Confederation as seasoning. I pray Nick doesn't set the coke down and keeps this confidence up at least through the end of the case.
 
Sammich said:
he's the only one that is really likable. Another one i haven't really seen in ages is.. runkle something? he was great in the rittenhouse streams. Most of lawtube is just detestable faggots and losers. I get so confused about why we give a fuck about lawyers, I always thought they were scumbag fucks.
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Runkle is a gay Canadian elf, just as shit as the rest of them. Sean is truly the only Lawtuber of any substance.
 
Space Pope said:
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Cuck Kurt got this wiped from YouTube with DMCA claims a couple years back. I present this again here as transformative parody of classic video dating and critique of Kurt being an insecure autistic incel.
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Kurt bros NO! Not like this!

This guys a little unhinged he really seems like he might be a candidate for a thread.
 
Coomalot always comes off as the most creepy homosexual predator, just serious weirdo vibes from that guy.

Also holy fuck I finally caught up to this thread, holy shit Nick take a night off from being a gigantic fuckup so I can get a full nights sleep.

I don't think he will though, too many people are talking about him, his dysfunctional ego can't handle not being able to speak up and 'correct the record' legal trouble or not. I bet we'll see a guest spot somewhere real soon.
 
A Cardboard Box said:
God. I want nothing more than for Nick to take this all the way. I want full on schizophrenia defense. I want admiralty law sperging, I want "my home is a traveling private vessel not for hire," I want some accepted for value thrown in there, and some Articles of Confederation as seasoning. I pray Nick doesn't set the coke down and keeps this confidence up at least through the end of the case.
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I think representing himself is the best way to dispel the hateful comments about him being a non-practicing lawyer, and these legal arguments are exactly what he needs to blow out that bitch judge Fischer
 
I just can't get over how stupid Barnes is.

The mere act of having the cocaine and the gun is the crime. Its strict liability! Did you have cocaine? did you have a gun? Then you are fucked. You don't have to use it in connection with the drugs etc

Simple as.
 
ChadBrazilian said:
If what Aaron said is true, that Nick likes to hit himself; there's a real possibility that he might have caused the black eye on himself.
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When I first heard this it seemed unbelievable and lawyerly lie to protect someone else. But then I thought about the clip where he forgot the stream was still on and you also see him bite his own lip pretty hard, so it might even be true.
 
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