💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[MadStan]

I sincerely hope the abuse and neglect stuff isn't true. Nick Rekieta never struck me as someone who would be abusive to children and it will seriously affect my perception of people in general if it were.

Traditional families are falling apart due to how men and women of today would rather drink themselves stupid and beat their kids than be a positive role model for the next generation. They think if they appear to be traditional, they can keep nosy people out of their broken lives and be as abusive as possible. As more and more familial bonds fall apart, kids would become more vulnurable to corpos and the government, taking advantage of them and become useful slaves.

People without families are the ideal people for control. They are the perfect consoomers, perfect political drones, and perfect repositories for heinous medical experiments like troonism.

If the abuse stuff is true, I doubt I will have any hope at all with the traditional family unit surviving. It would just seem as though the people who just preach it are conmen and grifters taking advantage of people's slim hope that society would improve.

So a con man goes on YouTube and for some strange reason you invest all your faith in humanity...on a failed lawyer turned YouTuber that had all the warnings signs years ago?

Instead of losing faith, recognize you can't see a train coming at you and need to learn how to read people. There are plenty of people worthy of faith - they are usually recognized by their desire to not ask you of it in the first place and live normal lives without the need to promote themselves. There are millions of such families.

Before he started the obvious downturn, the warning signs were ALL THERE, you were merely blinded by your own bias and didn't see it - but they were there plain as coke on his nose.

 

[RotPockets]

For me, the first flag was when he took a PPP loan, and I called him out on his shit. He read the thread live while drunk, looked at the camera after reading his comment and yelled "FUCK YOU" to me. I had just pointed out that taking a PPP loan when you don't have employees and work from home (when the loan was meant for businesses affected by the pandemic) is grifter behavior. Nicky Rackets couldn't even handle that. He then privated the video like a giant pussy.

Sure would be a shame if they extended the statute of limitations to 10 years and eventually realized he misappropriated the PPP loan before letting his LLC expire.

 

[House Cat]

"If you'll excuse me, I have to go make dinner [for] my children."

HOLY SHIT!!!

You CANNOT be serious. This dumb motherfucker is actually tweeting?!

And come on Larry... you do DUI cases, not wannabe drug lords!

 

[Flaggy but One]

Cross post from the Steel toe thread

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Top. fucking. kek. Aaron is a jackass but every line of that is pure gold.

 

[Justtocheck]

Sure would be a shame if they extended the statute of limitations to 10 years and eventually realized he misappropriated the PPP loan before letting his LLC expire.

Oh my God. Page 261 of this thread in 2021, when Nicky still was a "reputable" man.

I called it in 2021 and didn't even remember.

 

[Sharpeteer]

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People that have never spent any decent amount of time in here come in and try to change how the discussions happen all because it's faster than what they normally read on the site.

This thread is our victory lap now.

We were (80%) right about everything about this man, and he's getting what he deserves.

This is a time for celebration. But no, lets beg to have somebody come in and sweep. GTFO. We earned this shit.

 

[Heed Not]

Iirc you couldn't even take the PPP without.employees. that was literally the entire purpose of it.

His wife might be an employee on paper with a 0 hour schedule. I've- uh, I've HEARD that starting a business and employee your young relatives to do-nothing and not get paid while they are in college is a good way to swooce past HR when they are looking for their first real jobs and have some employment history as junior software developers.

 

[trash cat]

Frankly, based on the story he’s telling (“I left love behind for my kids!”) I am inclined to believe April, on behalf of the three of them, told him his services were no longer required.

Yeah that's definitely possible. A fight between Aaron and the other three.

Or Aaron's ex wife (the mother of his children, not April) got wind of the situation and set down an ultimatum.

Maybe a combination. Like it became increasingly difficult for Aaron maintain the affair with Kayla logistically, it wasn't fun anymore with all the coked up screaming and fighting, the other three didn't want him around, his kids hated it, April had left him, and his ex wife didn't want Nick and April around the kids.

That seems way more plausible than his heroic claims of sacrifice for his children.

Hopefully we hear fom King Balldo himself soon enough

 

[KMFDM Sucks]

She went over all her deformities on a stream a long time ago when she was more human looking. She was born with webbed toes and a tail. I assume the tail has been sliced off. And she gave a kidney to her dead sister. At least I think it was a kidney. one of those organs down there you have two of.

Has anyone tried to dig up her family? She sounds inbred.

 

[Krayt Dragon]

This thread is being used as a chatroom by about 10-20 absolute turbospergs who feel the need to shit out every thought that enters their head and about 90% of the posts are either them live commenting on some YouTube video or more normie Kiwis commenting on some shit that's already been discussed 10-20 times.

I don't think Null actually cares enough to bring the hammer down but it'd be cool if there was more effort put into making the site comprehensible and enjoyable for people besides dopamine-addicted chat fiends when major events like this happen because it's always a complete shitshow and I feel like nobody gets what they want out of it besides the tiny minority who like wallowing in digital shit - like the retards reading this post who think it will be super kino to reply with some variant of "hurr durr shitting up the thread like ur post?!?!".

I agree. I think there's value in writing down quotes as they happen, but it's not necessary - especially not one sentence comments like "GO GET HIM PAYPAY!!!!"

If kiwis had just a little bit more restraint, it would be fine.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Though, if he's spoken to legal counsel like he said, this makes a bit more sense

Lowtax’s lawyer gave him permission to talk about it on stream

I think at the very least they know something has changed and isn't right. I don't think they were degenerate enough to do lines while the kids were watching. But they probably exhibited erratic behavior in front of the kids.

That’s in addition to the mental issues they’ll have from being raised by a narcissist

I'm glad you posted that, because call me naive, but I had no idea how that thing could possibly work until now (shudder)

We’re at almost page 5,000, and even with the multitude of explanations I still don’t really understand how it works

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Cross post from the Steel toe thread

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>our wives
Wew lad

Please Nick, fight him, make the trashfire burn brighter.

 

[Harm]

Top. fucking. kek. Aaron is a jackass but every line of that is pure gold.

Oh my God. Page 261 of this thread in 2021, when Nicky still was a "reputable" man.
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I called it in 2021 and didn't even remember.

Holy fuck. I thought you were ahead of the curve with your criticism of his PPP loan, but you even called the curse.

People that have never spent any decent amount of time in here come in and try to change how the discussions happen all because it's faster than what they normally read on the site.

Yep. Lolcow moments like this come once in a lifetime. We'll never see this ever again.

 

[Gay Baby Jailer]

Something I don't really get is why this guy WANTED to have 6 kids in the first place. The oldest is 16? If he had just one kid it would've been like just 2 years until he could go full baldo and drink liquefied cocaine through a giant chris chan straw, and he could still be "le winner who reproduced", at least with less moral consequence. I kind of wonder if the 6 kids thing is just another power move to try and increase his status. Could just be total speculation. Its like hes trying to redefine himself every couple of years: 6 kids, then lawman, then not-lawman-youtuber, then not youtuber, then swinger.

 

[Particle Bored]

Only 50 hours a week? Fucking pussy, when I was in my heyday I did 50 hours a shift. I was known for living in my office during five alarm projects.

Pfft... Shifts! Oh if we'd had shifts it woulda been paradise! We had to work 50 hours between bathroom breaks, down it the Paradise Palace for as many weeks as we could before they swapped the booth reels, then we'd have to push the Ballstang home uphill, where we would have to pick the coca by hand, then process it with kitchen utensils and matchsticks, then smash it up with rocks we had to bring from the quarry not less than five miles down the road! And by god we were gratefull!

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

The response from his Loltube buddies doesn't surprise me that much. The way they see this is the typical scumbag lawyer way of analyzing events. "Erm, ackshually, your honor my client wasn't read his rights so the whole case is dismissed" They won't morally analyze whether Cokekieta is a shit father, if Kayla is a meth head or how he chose degenerate sex over his kids. They will focus only on how the raid might have been unconstitutional and paint Nick as a dissident voice and a victim of a corrupt system for grift bucks. That's how you get confirmed chomos walking free on some technicality. Thank you, Loltubers, very cool.
tl;dr, TLD.

 

[AnOminous]

Incidentally, NR founder William F. Buckley apparently got a letter from Rand screeching about that article.

If Ayn Rand were alive today, she would have a thread on this forum. Ayn Rand was a fucking lolcow.

Despite being a mostly ardent leftist, I've read and respected Buckley since I was a kid. He more or less dispelled my early illusions that conservatives were some kind of idiot demons on the level of Hitler, a retarded belief that most leftists embarrass themselves by espousing. I think everyone on any area of the political spectrum should look at God and Man at Yale, one of the most prescient critiques of academic idiocy and (indirectly) postmodernism ever written.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Those with charges hanging on them shut up, but if she snitched on them would that seal lips? I mean like legally.

I don't think so? But it'd generally be a good idea to STFU until after the trial (if there is one).
If you go on 10 different livestreams and your story isn't 100% the same every single time, it would undermine your credibility as a witness.
A coked-out whore doesn't strike me as somebody who is capable of doing that.

 

[DumbDude43]

>our wives
Wew lad

Please Nick, fight him, make the trashfire burn brighter.

nick is fucked here lol

his natural comeback would be some shit like "yeah well i just banged your wife again loser haha" but that would make kayla really mad at him i think
so he just has to sit there and seethe in silence, and accept that he's getting felted by the fucking steel cuck morning show. brutal.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Something I don't really get is why this guy WANTED to have 6 kids in the first place. The oldest is 16? If he had just one kid it would've been like just 2 years until he could go full baldo and drink liquefied cocaine through a giant chris chan straw, and he could still be "le winner who reproduced", at least with less moral consequence. I kind of wonder if the 6 kids thing is just another power move to try and increase his status. Could just be total speculation. Its like hes trying to redefine himself every couple of years: 6 kids, then lawman, then not-lawman-youtuber, then not youtuber, then swinger.

I think the best speculation is trust fund related.

We’re at almost page 5,000, and even with the multitude of explanations I still don’t really understand how it works

But do you want to know how it works???
Don't use the balldo man.