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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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the Crystal Tower raid series is fastest of all of the Alliance Raids in the game unless all three alliances decide to massively fuck up the mechanics and Lou doesn't read chat to see what he's doing wrong, and even then there's just one boss with a single mechanic that is more obtuse than what led up to them.
To be fair I'll automatically leave if I get Crystal Tower in alliance raid roulette. After that long stretch where people were removing gear to force those raids and seeing nothing else I'm sick of them and hate them. They're "fast" as long as the minimum number of people aren't complete mongs. I've seen way too many wipes at the atmos trash in labyrinth because people refuse to wait and half the raid gets teleported to alliance A.
 
I'm not even going to get into why he's being retarded about this game. He can't even spell Heavensward right. And I doubt anybody would like to read my autistic spergfest about how Haucherfant isn't pompous.
I said something similar in the Secret Gamer Girl Thread, but it bears repeating here:

Most normal people don't know anything about FFXIV. We're all autists here, but some of us have our autism focused on a different game, or on guns or alpaca husbandry, or on diabetes management in the adult. Everyone is a normie on something.

Regardless of the nerdy subject, what matters is that you are using your specialized knowledge to provide context and background to Lou's behavior.

FFXIV sperging and 'splaining is just as helpful to the thread as if Lou were a gun nut, and you posted to show how his tacticool accessories were objectively cheap and badly installed and his choice of caliber was foolish. When a poster here shares a cow's special interest and can explain how they're being specifically ridiculous, it changes a wall of impenetrable, hyperspecialized text into fresh milk for all.

Diversity is our strength--diversity and uncensored racial slurs. FFXIV nerds, this is your moment.
 
the Crystal Tower raid series is fastest of all of the Alliance Raids in the game unless all three alliances decide to massively fuck up the mechanics and Lou doesn't read chat to see what he's doing wrong, and even then there's just one boss with a single mechanic that is more obtuse than what led up to them.

There is a Boss in this raid series called Cerberus, which is the first introduction to needing a basic level of teamwork between the 3 groups of 8 players.

One team deals damage to the boss.
One team engages in a vore fetish and gets eaten by the boss, to do damage inside its stomach
The 3rd team engages in a mechanic to restrain and debuff the boss

It’s not an instant wipe problem if shit goes sideways but it does blow out the time of the fight if you have people making mistakes or not being a team player. (EG: half a team going into the stomach with no healer) Lou can easily be a detriment to this fight for a number of reasons, and it only gets progressively worse from this point onwards in regards to group content.

Eventually dungeons and trials will have class specific things such as Healers needing to cleanse specific debuffs off players before insta-kills, Tank invulnerability checks or DPS checks. I can’t picture Lou handling these well. Fuck, I doubt he would even have the foresight to say “First time here, I’ll do my best!” at the start.

It’s only a matter of time before someone questions why Lou isn’t playing his bard songs in a manner that makes sense, I can only wish to see the spergout.
 
Hell, after Cerberus is Cloud of Darkness. I could see Lou getting the the chase mechanic on him, standing there and dying to it and then screaming at the healer for not healing him. Or standing in front of her after she changes position and eating the laser attack. Hell even the first boss in World of Darkness will probably kill Lou. Mortal Gaze, plus tank laser. Lou is going to do his best impression of a Dragoon.
 
Hell, after Cerberus is Cloud of Darkness. I could see Lou getting the the chase mechanic on him, standing there and dying to it and then screaming at the healer for not healing him. Or standing in front of her after she changes position and eating the laser attack. Hell even the first boss in World of Darkness will probably kill Lou. Mortal Gaze, plus tank laser. Lou is going to do his best impression of a Dragoon.
Oh to be a fly on the wall when Fat Lou does these raids.

That said, it's still a 24 man alliance raid and an easy one at that, so one autist sprout being face down most of the time is to be expected and honestly can be ignored. Wait till he gets to the Wiping City of Mhach or worse, Orbonne Monastery. Even the Nier raid is gonna be a hoot.
 
Wait till he gets to the Wiping City of Mhach or worse, Orbonne Monastery. Even the Nier raid is gonna be a hoot.

It’s forever away but seeing him struggle with the Tower of Zot and the Magus Sisters will be a sight to behold, I picture a full on meltdown and complaining his retinopathy is making him fuck up.


1 minute in and you can see the absolute shitshow of AOE’s that get hurled around. FFXIV at its core is just Simon Says, but I picture Lou having some major issues being able to juggle moving and keeping a basic rotation going.

Honestly though I doubt he will make it to Endwalker (Expansion 4), I’m actually surprised if he will make it to Heavensward (Expansion 1) let alone complete it.

Then again who knows? Maybe the FFXIV community rubs off on him and he starts being nice, learning from his mistakes and putting in effort to bett-…. Nah.
 
Then again who knows? Maybe the FFXIV community rubs off on him and he starts being nice, learning from his mistakes and putting in effort to bett-…. Nah.
I have a basic question: is Lou going to get banned from FFXIV for being an asshole? Is there a reputation system that'll be like the Mark of Cain, or would any organized Lou-ignoring have to come from some guild's private chat? I know Lou is usually good at compartmentalizing his worst behavior to Disqus, but there have been notable exceptions, and if he's stuck doing something in realtime, he might not be able to reach one of his other tablets.

Other than flouting the meta and ruining a bossfight for a bunch of people, what can he do that's a party foul? Accidentally, but he's selfish and doesn't read the room well. Can he get more than his share of loot or XP? Take the killing blow ahead of someone who needs it to level?

It'd be interesting if his bad behavior pops up in-game, then he complains about people hating him to his furry friends who play the same game but not with him. Either they'd have to gently educate him on etiquette, or start to realize Lou isn't a great guy.
 
FFXIV Lou is dull (he doesn't even narrate his game experience well), but more drama is surely only a matter of time.
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I have a basic question: is Lou going to get banned from FFXIV for being an asshole? Is there a reputation system that'll be like the Mark of Cain, or would any organized Lou-ignoring have to come from some guild's private chat? I know Lou is usually good at compartmentalizing his worst behavior to Disqus, but there have been notable exceptions, and if he's stuck doing something in realtime, he might not be able to reach one of his other tablets.

Other than flouting the meta and ruining a bossfight for a bunch of people, what can he do that's a party foul? Accidentally, but he's selfish and doesn't read the room well. Can he get more than his share of loot or XP? Take the killing blow ahead of someone who needs it to level?

It'd be interesting if his bad behavior pops up in-game, then he complains about people hating him to his furry friends who play the same game but not with him. Either they'd have to gently educate him on etiquette, or start to realize Lou isn't a great guy.
There IS a reputation system, but it's mostly a positive feedback kind of thing, rather than negative. However, if you're griefing other players, you CAN be reported.

I think Lou's going to get a lot of shit from the community for posting spoilers. The FFXIV community is very "We don't care how old the content is, spoiler that shit." And if he ever gets closer to actual current content, he's going to find that his behavior is less and less tolerated. Sprouts are given a bit of leeway in terms of stupidity, but once you're hitting current content, it's expected that you have a decent understanding of your class/job.
 
Surprise, sur-fucking-prise! Even after all the drama and bullshit, of course he's thinking about going back to "Ace". And all because he's apparently hung up on that shovel-faced bitch from an old Doctor Who series. I don't know if it's because he thinks that's the kind of woman he would be, or if that's the kind of woman he wishes he could be, or if it's because she makes his little pecker hard, but it's so tired and old now that it's practically a cliché at this point.
 
Am I missing something or would it be pretty darn easy to differentiate a four-armed lioness with four boobs from a normal anthro lioness?

You're not suffering from Mongoloid Idiocy and an extreme thirst to be the center of attention like Louie Lard-Ace. So, no, you aren't missing anything, and yes, it's perfectly easy to see that difference when you're not a massive bumblefuck retard like Louie is.
 
this thread was infinite times better before louie started playing that gay ass game you guys keep spouting about
It’s the same as him playing WOW except:

A: He’s actually talking about it
B: His character is easily visible to us

I’m not sure about the wow side of the fence but to progress through the story and core content it -requires- him to interact with others. It’s only a matter of time before a spergout from him.

It’s fun to theorise on how he will fuck up and be a cunt in this gay ass game, at least it’s better than the dry spell we had before his moving house shitshow.
 
It’s the same as him playing WOW except:

A: He’s actually talking about it
B: His character is easily visible to us

I’m not sure about the wow side of the fence but to progress through the story and core content it -requires- him to interact with others. It’s only a matter of time before a spergout from him.

It’s fun to theorise on how he will fuck up and be a cunt in this gay ass game, at least it’s better than the dry spell we had before his moving house shitshow.
It also is the first video game that it feels like he actually plays so it’s kinda weirdly interesting as mundane as it is. I wish he had the brain cells to work OBS or screen recording software in gen, I would love to see him post gameplay for people in the thread who play to nitpick. I don’t play the game but find it interesting to listen to people speak about.

The house move dry spell was prob the worst one for Lou all things considered. We are in the calm trying to lay low but doing it terribly phase after a huge blow up. Pressure will build and we will get a small chimp out soon enough. Just wish the furries who spoke to him weren’t big pussies and would do a proper call out doc. They have so much dirt. They have to.
 
lol, the cops busting up homeless camps is nowhere near the same as your step-dad tossing your earbuds. For one, I would assume you left them somewhere not in your room and probably not in their case. If you can't be bothered to look after your own property it not their fault that it got tossed with other junk. I'm not going to say too much about the homeless camp stuff.

$350 won't be enough.
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Neat, the disability Lou saga might start up again. It doesn't matter if you change eye docs Lou, they aren't going to write you a note saying "please excuse this stunning and brave true and honest lay-dee from ever working again because his vision is a bit fucky from trying to eat himself to death."
Memorial Day.
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Lou and fuckers like this are the ones that make me the most MATI. Memorial day is supposed to be a day to pay respect to the people that lost their lives defending your right to be a leach on society. It of course now has become a more general purpose holiday where you pay respect to your forebears by placing flowers at their grave sites. Either way you celebrate the holiday though, it's about showing respect for and remembering those that came before. But somehow these clowns have decided it's an "imperialist holiday" whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean.
 
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