💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

isolated from the wider group. This could be the reason

no one wants to hear nick's nasally faggot coke voice during a 4 hour shower call struggle session. I'd be breaking out the brooms if I were them too now that I think about that.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

(There have been some good posts about Kayla’s old Pinterest and how it changed over time from church/kid stuff to “how to stay sexy past 40 stuff btw.)

Shamelessly plugging my Kayla pinterest deep dive for those interested.

She hasn’t pinned anything in about a year. The only change on her Pinterest since this post was made is that she followed April Imholte’s Pinterest account.

 

[HairyBadger]

I've never even been in prison but once was in a game of Risk that turned into a fistfight.

Prison is easier.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Not yet but hes doing some top tier Ballwashing and Noseguarding Ive seen compared to other loltubers

Barne's has never impressed me as a lawyer and his affectation-riddled demeanor is utterly embarrassing. Light the cigar or put it away because just holding it so you can have people see that you smoke cigars is peak cringe faggotry.

 

[Captain Manning]

So Barnes is going to ignore the multitude of negligence like driving your kids 3 hours mid hangover after a 4 hour stream in the Crack of dawn? A dirty home? Him getting pissy his daughter wanted to see her dad?

Among many other things, yes.

This is a lolbertarian thing. They're gonna get weird over the drugs and guns. I saw this coming a mile away.

They'll probably even start claiming everybody who thinks Rekieta needs/deserves this is a "statist."

Shit like this is why I could never be a
lolbertarian. It sounds cool, in theory, but falls flat on its ass in practice.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick pretended to be gay

Lmao "pretended."

 

[thebigdream]

rekieta cocaine lover.mp4
I made a retarded AI song of Nick singing "I'm In Love With The Coco" by O.T. Genasis

the Jamaican streets feelin this one

 

[Nate Higgers]

You must have never heard of the darknet where you can literally have that amount USPS'd to your doorstep using Monero.

If Nick really was getting his cocaine through Darkweb markets does that open the door for the feds to get involved? I’m woefully uninformed about the law and drug law because I’m a boring law abiding taxpayer but that was my first thought.

Second thought is that it would explain how he was able to get fucking ketamine. Unless he knew a veterinarian or something, isn’t that stuff basically animal tranquilizer? I only know about it from Partiboi69 tracks

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I've never even been in prison but once was in a game of Risk that turned into a fistfight.

Did you win?

 

[CoomerTine]

The DOJ might have been involved? Lmao their audience makes Q Anon seem sane

 

[AnOminous]

Nah, it takes a lot for their lawyer to get their license suspendes

Disbarred, yes, suspended, no.

 

[dustnight]

barnes thinks nick's county is just going after him because he's their biggest critic and he's really mad about them taking the guns

 

[HairyBadger]

Disbarred, yes, suspended, no.

Other way.

 

[Affirmative Blacktion]

Ah so we’re taking GTPAL abortions
Gravida - total times pregnant
Term - pregnancies carried to 37+ weeks
Preterm - pregnancies carried to 20-36 weeks
Abortion - pregnancies carried under 20 weeks; induced abortions and miscarriages
Living - self explanatory

Wrong. Abortion regards if it's on purpose or not, not the time of pregnancy

 

[Netizennameless]

If Nick really was getting his cocaine through Darkweb markets does that open the door for the feds to get involved? I’m woefully uninformed about the law and drug law because I’m a boring law abiding taxpayer but that was my first thought.

Any drug crime is already a federal issue if the feds want it to be. It's all in their jurisdiction, but the volume of drug arrests means realistically the States themselves handle most of the cases.

 

[feral cat #6385]

i don't believe all these "kayla is actually to blame" theories

I'm not sure what to believe other than they are both vile human beings. I tend to think he gaslight her into it. But seeing her on stream from away back. She clearly has mental issues. A lot of mental issues. And low intelligence. Poor impulse control too. In other words, she is a snow nigger.

I understand his bias and its admirable he admits he's biased but going on a live stream and telling the world that he resents the Pastor that reported the situation is just retarded. Sorry Kurt.

There's nothing admirable about Kurt. He is a thin-skinned autist who can't read social cues and is repulsive on every level.

She should probably recuse herself, but what's funny is she has not shown any outward bias against him. He has against her. I don't know if she knows what Nick said, but the recusal request from Nick or his attorney is gonna be super funny.

I think the venue should be changed to Minneapolis. Nick should get an all black jury of his peers since he identifies as a white bread ass nigger.

I think there's an outside chance Kurt might wise up eventually. I did. Others did.

You're dreaming.

I'm looking forward to the KC stream with Aaron if for nothing else than potentially riling up Nick enough to sperg out more.

Agreed. I hope it riles him up to the extend he makes an "unforced error" and streams directly after it obviously under the influence of controlled substances.

 

[arcann]

(There have been some good posts about Kayla’s old Pinterest and how it changed over time from church/kid stuff to “how to stay sexy past 40 stuff btw.)

This shit is gay to me, what fucking ever. She went from a good Christian girl to a bdp whore. Nigga, Nick went through the same fucking thing. By your logic the miscarriage effected him as well so maybe it broke him, maybe we should feel sorry, he's just broken.

News flash, every drug addict is a broken person. And a lot of them probably have a pretty good reason for being on drugs, some sad trauma story. Who gives a shit.

When you choose to have kids, you lose all rights to be a victim. You are responsible for a child who has no one else. You don't get to be broken, you don't get to be a drug addict, you don't get to shirk the duty you willing signed up for

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Courts usually do actually take what look like sincere efforts into consideration.

But most defendants haven't hurled vile insults about the genitalia of the specific judge trying their case to an audience of thousands hundreds maybe dozens of autistic shut-in retards.

That really shouldnt come in to play. I get that judges are people and that hearing Nick denigrate her on a live stream drunk would affect her personal view on Nick the person, but would it actually affect her decisions in court? That would be very fucked up. And I am sure some alog/lawyer will send her the clip if they haven't already.

 

[Kandinsky]

Does that mean that the arraignment is going to be this upcoming week? I thought the arraignment was what was live-streamed/zoom called on Friday, unless that was just a standard bail/bond hearing.

Please forgive me, I’m legally retarded

No need to apologize. The arraignment is what happened on Friday and occurs within 72 hours of an arrest. The arraignment is where the judge reads the charges. Bond can be set before arraignment, but generally speaking arraignment occurs and bail is usually set concurrently (within the same hearing).

Here's a link to the Minnesota Rules of Criminal Procedure. Ctrl+F are your friend in locating information regarding the process.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Two passing retard thoughts:

1.) how likely is it that Rekieta has been reading his own thread since getting out on bond? I know he’s read his own thread in the past but the hit to his ego might be too much for him to handle all the shit posted ITT. Either way, Hi Nick!

2.) I can bet Keffals/Lucas is on a manic high right now, relieved that Rackets and his fucked up degeneracy has stolen the online news cycle away from “TYT disavows Keffals”. The usual suspects (Twinky Tom, Nicholas DeOreo, Chud Logic) were still making videos and livestreams about Lucas up until Thursday/Friday but you know those types will shift gears for any breaking news that’s on KF. This honestly is a blessing in disguise for Lucas, it gives him a little reprieve from being in the spotlight and time to refocus and rework his new copesplaining narrative.