💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Sreiously, it's not like he lives in Greenwhich, CT. It's rural MN and he has property. He should have a .22 rifle for pests. Throw a can on and use subs if you think your neighbors would complain.

Yeah but those pests were all the kids had to eat

 

[Not A Bug]

<SNIP>

Anyways, Nick Rekieta thread tax: Hope Nick R. becomes the best possible father for the children going forward by dying immediately!

Sadly or not, depending on your particular POV, that may happen sooner than later. Where heroin, cocaine, meth or whatever withdrawals make you wish you were dead; they aren't inherently dangerous in and of themselves.

ETOH withdrawals can absolutely kill you without medically supervised care. Weening is technically possible but impossible for an abuser as far gone as Nick, short of having one of those "off the books" rehabs (it's a thing).

RE: The Preacher
@AnOminous was 100% correct with the details that have since leaked, that the preacher literally followed the Bible in the "Matthew 18" procedure. But that particular passage is dealing with a brother sinning against you. You first go to the brother, then two or more witnesses, then the congregation.

That last part is where 99% go awry. There's some weird post modern perversion of admonitions against gossip (literally vain meddling) conflating it with not talking about concerns for the congregation. I'd argue at this point, whatever information the preacher (he may be a pastor also but many act as pastors/elders (presbyters/shepherds) especially in smaller congregations) he tried to minister to the Rekietas and was rebuffed.

Once he was notified of what was going on, he had no choice either morally or legally. There is a Scriptural doctrine of unforgiveness and in fact Paul castigated the Corinthian congregation for tolerating an incestuous relationship vs. removing them from their midst. Call it disfellowship, excommunication or exile... don't care, it's the same effect.

Matthew 18 does not, and should not be applied to criminal activity (been there, done that, got the t-shirt... made that mistake once... ONCE). Especially when God's children, the little ones are in harm's way. What the preacher did removed the kids from a sure path to damnation to one where they have some kind of chance, slim as it may be.
</preacher simp rant>

Going back and seeing the clips, and Jim's brutal yet poignant stream, where nick denounces his faith, God, the preacher and the congregation I realize there's a possibility that those dark spirits that surround Nick, led him to commit the ONLY unforgivable sin (Mt 12:31, Lk 12:10). I hope not. If he has, he IS truly lost and not just a prodigal.

BTW, what if the prodigal in his pride and hubris died outside of his father's embrace? Nick, if you haven't already given your soul to Satan, come back while you can. See the pig sty you lie in and return to your Father, He will rejoice and you can once again feel His embrace.

Okay, okay... moral faggotry ends here. And FFS, another 18 pages while I was typing?

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

Rackets going full "I DIDN DO NUFFIN! I'M A GOOD BOY!" after this whole clusterfuck is mind-boggling.

• Multiple charges?

Not all of them are equal. the firearm one is probably throwaway.

• A charge with a maximum sentence of 25 FUCKING YEARS?

the maximum doesn't matter. he will likely do no time as a first time offender, even with that amount (and it might be less than 25g after all is said and done.

• Your wife getting a specific charge implying that maybe one of the most heinous crimes was committed?

the "abuse" can be covered by way less awful offenses doing drugs in the presence of kids, having it open and around them, or being high on cocaine around kids. it doesn't imply kid diddling or beating.

• Insulting a judge in your stream while being high as a kite?

bad idea for the Monty case, unless that one gets settled out of court, in which case it doesn't matter what he said. for this case, insulting the judge just means he has grounds to ask for a recusal, which will possibly be granted.

• That same judge being assigned to your criminal case?
• Representing yourself after this event went down?

i mean, it seems like he's lawyered up properly now, but representing himself at that stage is not as insane as it would be for a non-lawyer (i.e., someone not barred) doing it. i highly doubt he torpedoed his case by representing himself immediately after arrest. having those 15 minutes with kayla probably wasn't the worst idea either. not a W by any stretch---it still would have been way smarter to keep his mouth shut and hire a real lawyer immediately---but not as bad of a decision as it's being out to me

• Wanting to represent your wife? Conflict of interest and possible imminent disbarment?

This nigger is just asking for it now. You can deny some shit, but the small hill of coke and the guns? And especially the kids?
>but he's a first-time offender
He and his ghoul of a wife should get thrown the book at them. And I doubt that Fisher is going to play nice either.
If Crackla has a sliver of self-preservation left, she should get a separate lawyer, file for divorce and throw him under the bus. But it won't matter that much. She doesn't need to care about her reputation anymore, anyway. It's irreparably fucked.

The poll should be updated. Between "Maximum sentence in the peepeepoopoo rape dungeon, Hedonism III inbound" and "Nick walks, kiwifags in shambles", there are many options.

honestly it'll be slap on the wrist when the smoke settles. the process between now and august 20th will be so minor that he gets to smugly chuckle the whole way through. he will probably have competent representation and say just enough to keep his audience interested. he will stream sober and grift off his own misery, proving to all the naysayers that he's not an alcoholic or coke head, doesn't have a problem, and can stop if he has to (like he does right now). people expecting the worst outcome or a complete implosion/another appealstream are just doing wishful thinking. he lives off spite.

whatever this thread wants or expects of him, he will do the opposite.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

I was today years old when I found out that the Next Highlight button up top takes you to upvoted posts so I don't have to spend hours reading everything in this thread.


You can also use the highlight feature of an already highlighted post to skip around.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I'm still 50 pages behind so sorry if this has been mentioned already but the New London Evangelical Covenant Church has canceled today's Youtube livestream.

That poor church. I hope they aren't getting blasted by Rekieta's Sweepie Squad.

He also needs to settle his civil case ASAP. He's fucking retarded if he doesn't.

Isn't he gong to need lawyers to deal with CPS as wel las criminal lawyers for him and his wife? Sounds expensive.

When will Nick return to streaming so we can witness the modern day equivalent of Nixon's "I am not a crook" statement. After watching Jim's stream, that nigga should DFE and STFU.

Thank god nick isn't smart.

What's the divorce rate of people with "open marriages"? Isn't it something like 92%? Even in a country like the US where the divorce rate is higher than it should be, 92% is insanely high.

Kayla is such a drug zombie I don't think she can muster the agency to leave Nick.

Who has the most retarded fanbase? Nick's locals? Evs? Or Joe's?

Hopefully there is high overlap because seeing that so many people are noseguarding makes me sick.

Possible explanations for Nick since he doesn't seem to be able to come up with one..

It's the kids' drugs.

I listened to Jim feel bad about Nick ruining his shit again and he was pretty god damn merciful. Wants the guy to get better, to fix things and for him to find what was left of that Nick Rekieta everyone liked. I just can't do it and I don't think anyone should.

That speech at the end where Jim says to Rackets "why the fuck did you throw your life for 5 minutes of pleasure" is like a disappointed dad talking to his son. While I disagree with Jim about Rackets turning his life around (he won't) I can understand where he is coming from. Jim is almost the death's door and has mellowed out as he gets more older and doesn't want to see people ruin their life that's why I think he was merciful to Rackets. But, Jim still gave more of a fruitful disavowal of Rackets's actions than any other lawtuber or youtube grifter who support nick right now or blame the pastor for "snitching" on their friend.

Normies adhere to the philosophy of offering second chances to those who have erred and hold a belief in the fundamental goodness within everyone, with the perspective that redemption is possible for all. However, the average normie has not faced the more daunting aspects of society that may be beyond redemption. Closing his stream the way he did makes it resonate better with normies than continuing to savage him.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I was the source of Ralph's Lester Johnson and I sent Nick the Medallion. I can't wait until Dick and Vito put on the new one. I have already done the Enochian prayers and chants of lesser and greater curses. People often underestimate my power until it claims their pathetic existence.

I used the sightless eye (similar to the one in Diablo IV) and I spied on Dick Masterson. He is in possession of drugs and he sells them. He is also using his Patreon to launder money for drugs. His engagement is all fake and false. He is a glorified drug dealer.

I am Tonka Saw's witch doctor and I have been slowly claiming souls ever since Knoxville.

Ok, so I've been talking with my colleagues and we're going recommend you increase your tablets from 2 a day, to two every 6 hours, and we'll see if this is still happening after the weekend, ok buddy?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

That poor church. I hope they aren't getting blasted by Rekieta's Sweepie Squad.

oh don't worry nick rekeita told them they can go and alog the church. Juju will be sending riley over to piss I'm sure too.

 

[DuranceVile]

Face it, the only think missing from the Tiny meltdown is that the cops haven't taken a door ram to his door yet and found the coke stash.

Instead of the Sonichu curse, Destiny's dealing with the JonTron karma backlash

 

[break these cuffs]

Yeah but those pests were all the kids had to eat

Squirrel is good tho, don't hate. CCI has lead free .22 now too.

 

[Sultan Bin Jewstar]

I was today years old when

Go back to tiktok

 

[MachoMan]

Styx has an exceptional ability to speak at length about subjects he has no knowledge or understanding of in a way that makes him appear authoritative and wise. He'd make a good cult leader.

He is. Clankers essentially are a cult.

 

[break these cuffs]

Styx has an exceptional ability to speak at length about subjects he has no knowledge or understanding of in a way that makes him appear authoritative and wise. He'd make a good cult leader.

Anyone who can look at that weasly face and sunken chest, and not immediately diregard anything they hear should have their driver's license taken away. They are a danger to themselves and society at large. Motherfucker doesn't even know how to wear a shirt.

 

[Burn It All Down]

Cheers Balldo and good morning! (I don't know when career junkies have a morning)
Since there is no need to drive the "damn kids"(TM) to the Church, how about a nice cool Whiskey on the Rocks? Maybe some "rocks" for breakfast with that Whiskey?

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For those about to rail, we salute you

 

[Fools Idol]

He did happily tell chat that he got with Kayla by pretending to be gay and waiting for her and her boyfriend to break up

When was that? I'm sure he maintained that he and Kayla are based trad Christians who never had any other partners. Well past tense anyway.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Sreiously, it's not like he lives in Greenwhich, CT. It's rural MN and he has property. He should have a .22 rifle for pests. Throw a can on and use subs if you think your neighbors would complain.

He's very lucky he didn't have a suppressor in this situation as he would be up even more of a shit creek. If he did, I imagine he would be seeing a federal grand jury charges pending. This is especially true since according to Locals he is a major political player and influencer.

 

[Musashi's Son]

(A)
You know it's bad when Keemstar calls out the Balldo dick suckers.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Destiny reacts:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PTjCp3RJ4ag

you know shit is bad when King of the coomers is dunking on you and preaching on you about drug and alchohol addiction.

Lol its streamception, destiny reacts to Janny Joshes stream streaming the court stream and reacting to it

 

[Harm]

the ONLY unforgivable sin (Mt 12:31, Lk 12:10)

Oh whoa, I'd never heard about this before today. It was always framed as "all sin can be forgiven!" Nick R. is so engrossed in his "grace" nonsense that he probably also thinks all sins are forgiven through Christ. Even as a non-Christian, that's one that I don't think I'd ever play around with in case someday I do convert. That's very heavy to take in.

 

[Malaika]

bad idea for the Monty case, unless that one gets settled out of court, in which case it doesn't matter what he said. for this case, insulting the judge just means he has grounds to ask for a recusal, which will possibly be granted.

Wouldn't this mean that if you want a judge to recuse you don't like themselves you should just talk shit about them online? I don't know if this will be granted tbh.

 

[Twinkletard]

It's pretty obvious that Nick is going to double down on his excuses and hasn't learned a thing yet. So, I'm going to enjoy watching his continued implosion knowing he deserves it. What an idiot.