💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Imagine having Nick as your e-daddy, especially after all of this shit. To the Locals lost boys and wine aunts, he's not even there to play daddy for his own kids, he won't be there for you. Get a job.
 
Sharpeteer said:
That combined with the eye shape, it looks like something from a horror film. lol

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Catching up after all day at work so pardon my lateness in responding to this particular post...

But holy shit those empty black eyes.

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Sewer Rat said:
he also blamed the pastor for ratting out Nick, said it wasn't his concern, then people on chat said it was mandatory for the pastor to call the cops and he used his legalese talk to imply the pastor should've kept quiet, after that the chat told him about the kids and if them being in danger was enough for him to give the pastor a pass and Uncivil just replied that he knows Nick personally and he is his friend, and that maybe chat was correct to care about the kids, but he cares more abou Nick.
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This actually blows my mind a bit. How can you say you care about Nick if you don't care about his kids? Nicks wellbeing is obviously mostly tied into how well his kids are doing. All jokes aside, Nicks path to recovery ( if he decides to take it ) largely depends on whether or not he is allowed to regain custody of his children and is able to stay out of jail to take care of them. If he doesn't then its 100% over for Nick.

It's hard to express into words but there's something deeply unsettling about Uncivils "People should've let the child abuse go on and the real issue here is that Nick didn't talk to me about the sex and drugs" stance. Whats even weirder to me is that he is such a doormat towards him while its obvious Nick doesn't respect Uncivil and looks down on him. He wasn't told about the sex and drugs because Nick doesn't vieuw him as his peer.
 
Captain Manning said:
I agree it's not 100% clear, but I don't know if it makes a difference. They had a warrant. Nick had every reason to believe they had a warrant, even if it wasn't physically shown to him before busting down the door. He didn't want to give them the door code. If the kids were traumatized by them making a dynamic entry, I blame Nick being an asshole because his ego comes before everybody and everything else.

That's just my opinion.
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the bigger question is what was on the search warrant. kurt made this point last night and i think it's solid (regardless of whatever else people feel about him).

i think it's safe to assume that they had a warrant to knock down the door and look for drugs, but if there's any defending nick at this point, that's the point in the process that needs to be scrutinized. how did this turn from a child endangerment case into a drug bust? what was on that search warrant and what was the probable cause?
 
AnOminous said:
"Kiwis are the niggers of the Internet." John Lennon maybe
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Kiwi is nigger of the Web
Yes he is
Think about it
Kiwi is nigger of the Web
Think about it
Do something about it

We mention him whenever we get the chance
If he won't be a slave, we say he's not like us
If he's real, we say that trannies aren't men
While putting him down we pretend he's above us

Kiwi is the nigger of the Web
Yes he is
If you don't believe me
Just ask any journalist
Kiwi is the chud of the chuds
Oh, yeah, better scream about it

We blame him for every dead trans
And then we say that he's irrelevant and ignorant
We accuse his website of being full of CP
As we encourage children to cut off their pee pees

Kiwi is the nigger of the Web
Yes he is
If you don't believe me, ask what he's dealt with
Kiwi is the chud of the chuds
Yeah, alright

We insult him every day on TV
And we say he's a goddamn terrorist
When he's young we kill his will to be free
We dox him, we DDoS him, we put him in lists for being
So evil

Kiwi is the nigger of the Web
Yes he is
If you don't believe me, just look at the lawsuits
Kiwi is the chud of the chuds
Yes he is
If you don't believe me, you better seethe about it

We mention him whenever we get the chance
We mention him whenever we get the chance
We mention him whenever we get the chance
We mention him whenever we get the chance
We mention him whenever we get the chance
We mention him whenever we get the chance
We mention him whenever we get the chance
 
zimzam88 said:
Nick snitching to the cops on drug dealers is a hilarious thought though, it goes directly against all his lolbert hedonism beliefs.
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Nick has no beliefs other than "what benefits Nick"
He may claim principles, but no man with principles or morals would put getting high and getting his dick Balldo wet before his 5 kids.
Nicks a piece of shit.
 
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Gas Station Nachos said:
The weird thing is Nick has two possible futures

1) 48 month stayed sentence in which he can't stream drunk, take drugs etc. His law license is suspended. He uses this as a wake up call, stops drinking and taking drugs, and the law license suspension ends.

2) As above but he claims it's all BS and gradually backslides back into booze and coke streaming and ends up back in court

Now after 1) he goes back to being the upstanding member of society he was at the start of the thread.

With 2) His wife will probably leave him and take the kids and the hos will smell he's cold product. His law license stays suspended or just gets pulled

Now it's pretty obvious which of these in his long term best interests. As you say though, he's much more likely to fuck it up. Not to mention if it looks like he's taking option 1) Dax and Vito will invite him out to party just so they can continue to milk him for content.
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The first scenario implies that Nick actually gives a shit about his law license. He clearly doesn't. His own bail hearing was his first client in how many years?
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
I think she might just be stupid. Like a weak woman and mother who ideally needs her mother and mother-in-law twenty minutes away in case she fucks up.

The open relationship is something that I think she was too retarded and pilled out to suggest if her own mind. I still think she enabled him, but she just seems like a retard who probably shouldn’t of had those kids.
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i think she's just a normal woman who expected a normal life from her normal husband
and that's mostly what she got until he accidentally got famous. he couldn't handle the fame so it put him on a downward spiral, and she couldn't handle his self destruction so she went down with the sinking ship.
 
House Cat said:
'Your honor, I'd like to correct the record. My clients are clearly retarded nigger cunt faggots.'
* Winks at judge *
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"Your honour, I would like to bring the court's attention to a fact that seems suspiciously absent in this case, one that would threaten to blow it wide open and, if I'm honest, change criminal law forever."
"Uh okay, I'll allow it."
"Isn't it funny and weird that Stephen Hawking, by all accounts a smart and successful man, couldn't walk? I neglected all my five kids and they still figured it out, but he couldn't take five minutes away from sciencing to learn? What a moron! Heyooooo."
 
Captain Manning said:
I agree it's not 100% clear, but I don't know if it makes a difference. They had a warrant. Nick had every reason to believe they had a warrant, even if it wasn't physically shown to him before busting down the door. He didn't want to give them the door code. If the kids were traumatized by them making a dynamic entry, I blame Nick being an asshole because his ego comes before everybody and everything else.

That's just my opinion.
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maybe the report didn't have all the details, but for some reason the picture I had in my mind was:
- Nick is outside
- Police knocks the door and a kid answers, but won't open
- Nick appears, already outside and demands a warrant
- Police gives a warrant and ask for the door code
- Nick throws the warrant on the floor and won't give the code (he probably did the classic "I'm not going to do your job for you" bit, without thinking on how this could affect the kids
- Police busts in
That was the whole picture in my mind when I read the report.
 
Nod Flenders said:
I still see a bunch of idiots who incorrectly claim the Farms reported the crime. We didn't!
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People are still saying Steel Toe reported Nick to the cops too lol.

Mental midgets always need everything always fucking spoonfed to them and anyway his kids were definitely endangered! The mandatory reporter did the right thing. Nick and his wife are ghouls from Fallout! They have coke and guns just laying around. There is no way that the kids were being looked after.
 
Malaika said:
Does anyone else get the feeling Kurt is mostly just upset that Nick didn't involve him with the partying and swinging? Kurt sounds like he really doesn't care about the situation Nicks kids were put in by the way he hates the Pastor and whinges about being lied to while running defense for Nick.
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This. He talked about going to Nicks house two years ago at least 3 times like a badge of honor. Very odd.
 
Metokur stream let's go

Cant flop
Parody of Can't Stop by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Written by Cal Rollia ft. @Associate Rick
Sung by @BooferScooper


(Verse 1)
Can't flop. I'm stuck to the swing-ding
Wife swap thought I'm gonna win big
Choose to live life constant drunkards
Question why my viewers plundered

(Verse 2)
Defunct success that's so distant
Got dumped, abandoned values in a trashbin
A shame, I have a pedo as a best friend
Pause stream, I got to check on my wife's boyfriend

(Verse 3)
Passed out, but, boy, you better come to (Oh, oh-oh)
Don't die. Your locals streams have come due (Oh-oh
Go write your insults in my live chat (Oh-oh)
Just one dollar forces me to read that

(Pre-chorus)
Corner Demon's playing with her phone now (Oh, oh-oh)
Distracting me, I think I'm lost now (Oh-oh)
Look up, the ceiling cats are peeking (Oh-oh)
Week old news is what my fans are seeking

(Chorus)
The career that dropped to the liquor that dripped
Down to the floor like a slob
Ever wonder if it's on my schedule
The career that dropped, the clubs I hop
To mumbling can't stop
It seems there's a stream I have to reschedule

(Verse 4)
Caused a marriage in flames of the imholtes
April watched Aaron get pozzed in his neghole
Elissa, the great detractor
With her army of coffee benefactors

(Verse 5)
Drex's balldo, the one into penetration
Trust fund to feed a generation
Streaming into stagnation
No contract, from Rumble's inflation

(Verse 6)
Gay 90s was a close one
New viewers? there's not going to be none
Burning bridges, no preservation
Use my degree for anything but practice

(Pre-chorus 2)
sorry, Vic, my legal malpractice bit you (Oh, Oh-oh)
Too bad lawtube. I was gonna break through(Oh-oh)
S. Quest is in the finish line (Oh-oh)
Eric, your success should be mine


(Chorus)
The career that dropped to the liquor that dripped
Down to the floor like a slob
Ever wonder if it's on my schedule
The friends that were dissed to the bottles piles up
To mumbling that can't stop
Seems there's a stream I have to reschedule


(Bridge)
Wait a minute, it's evident that I will lose
With booze
Excessive pure pleasure is everything I ever knew
What about you
10 more reasons why I see my fans as fools
Just like you
Excessive pure pleasure is everything I ever knew
Right on cue


(Verse 1)
Can't flop. I'm stuck to the swing-ding
Wife swap thought I'm gonna win big
Choose to live life constant drunkards
Question why my viewers plundered

(Verse 2)
Defunct success that's so distant (Oh, oh-oh)
Got dumped, abandoned values in a trashbin (oh-oh)
A shame, I have a pedo as a best friend (oh-oh)
Pause stream, I got to check on my wife's boyfriend

(Verse 3)
Passed out, but, boy, you better come to (Oh, oh-oh)
Don't die. Your locals streams have come due (Oh-oh
Go write your insults in my live chat (Oh-oh)
Just one dollar forces me to read that

(Verse 7)
Sorry chat, I got interrupted
Cried to Sean, couldn't immediate him
Can't stop the alogs from conspiring
Feel no need to intervention

(Verse 8)
My downfall is legendary
Any legal analysis is tertiary
Can I get two, maybe even three of these?
Makeup to cover up my grossly grease

(Outro)
sorry, Vic, my legal malpractice bit you
Too bad lawtube. I thought I was gonna break through


 
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