💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[6MillionCoofs]

Unlike Nick, she actually has a potential redemption arc,

No. I think they either both have redemption or neither.

 

[Harm]

I'd at least give Nick and Kayla the benefit of the doubt that they'd protect their kids from getting diddled, so I wonder what physical abuse Kayla allowed, unless it's just related to the alleged neglect.

(2) A parent, legal guardian, or caretaker who knowingly permits the continuing physical or sexual abuse of a child is guilty of neglect of a child and may be sentenced to imprisonment for not more than one year or to payment of a fine of not more than $3,000, or both.

Nope. If it was (a)(1) or (c) then it'd be more aligned with the "neglect." This is specifically physical or sexual abuse that they have reason to believe was occurring and that Kayla Rekieta continually knowingly permitted.

I'm so fucking mad now.

 

[Sam Losco]

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Sean is apparently going to be on kinocasino after Aaron tomorrow

Fuck, guess I'll have to endure more PayPayPay and Warski to hear Aaron lie and change his story more.

This a legit question to my burger friends: why is storing your Sig Sauer under the bed a bad thing? I seem to recall many times many people bitching about the stupidity of gun safes, because in a home defense situation you want your firearm as soon as possible. Of course, there's the "the kids might blow your/their brains out" thing, and the loose ammunition, but then what is the proper way to store it in a way that wouldn't be an aggravating factor yet still be optimal for home defense?

It's really just because of the kids.
Before kid(s): keep it stored however you want, IMO, but with kids, secure that shit because kids are dumb and don't know what they are dealing with.

 

[break these cuffs]

(2) A parent, legal guardian, or caretaker who knowingly permits the continuing physical or sexual abuse of a child is guilty of neglect of a child and may be sentenced to imprisonment for not more than one year or to payment of a fine of not more than $3,000, or both.

Nope. If it was (a)(1) then it'd be more aligned with the "neglect." This is specifically physical or sexual abuse that they have reason to believe was occurring and that Kayla Rekieta continually knowingly permitted.

Kayla stocks continue to rise!

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Oh God yes. Quick internet search says it only takes a few days to a few weeks for wet brain to develop, and homeboy has been hitting the bottle hard for some time. There is a chance that the brain can regain some plasticity, but that takes more time than it did to destroy it. He’s got a long road to recovery ahead if he so chooses it, but his mug shot tells me he things everyone else is an idiot and he’s in the right. Epic window licker.

Wonder how long till he has Kingcobrajfs levels of slurs and mumblings. Cobes, Ralph and Nick are probably top 3 of internet alcoholics. Nick is on track to knocking said competition and securing top spot. Even if he wanted to get better he's gonna have to go through anhedonia and a deep depression arc, almost confirming relapses...

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Don't forget that on top of that, Kiwi Farmers (or at least some of us) are filled with collective shame at ever having considered Nick based in any way at all.

Despite all the shit of the last few years, I refuse to say it wasn't based when Rackets dunked on Tonka and Shane.

Nick is like Arthas: based and pure once, now given into dark temptation - corrupted and twisted in the process.

 

[Neil]

I heard he wasn't home and was arrested outside the house.

E:
Just realized now that the pastor snitched on him. He has no reason to ever go back to church. That's just another risk to ruin party time.
So he can further drop into hedonism with the kids gone and church out of the way.
Never have to go anywhere!

I didn't catch that part, my mistake.

Considering the fact that it was his pastor who reported Nick, I wouldn't doubt that his ODD right now is telling him to drop the religious act and start being an openly hedonistic euphoric atheist. It's not like his supposed devotion was stopping him from upending his life with substances and fornication.

There's a high chance that one of Nick's kids came to the pastor and asked him for help. Unfortunately, Nick will never have this thought occur to him and will instead blame religion + his congregation for his current circumstances.

 

[Not A Bug]

Why are you still a Balldo fan

You could've just stopped at



Done. He's a terrible human being, and he won't repent because he doesn't want to. He should rot in jail for the safety of everybody around him. I can only hope Dax's next on the chopping block, but that's something else entirely.

Not a Balldo fan, nor Real Dolls or Flesh Lights. I hear you.

It's not that I particularly care about who he has become, nor have I been a fan for a long time. I am a Christian and a father. So I hope for his salvation as I do for anyone that has lost their way but more importantly, unless we want five more sociopaths hacking up college co-eds, maybe we should stop speaking/writing failure over him.

Laughing our asses off at the complete train wreck, well deserved memes and hand cranking video clips and rightfully calling him, Kayla and what's her face scummy people, degenerates and horrible parents is a fine pastime. These are NOT good people, as they are now.

I guess I'm hypocritical that way.

 

[Lancelot]

Imagine listening to some jobless drugged out fuckwit rambling about how HARD it is to ramble drunkenly a couple hours a week, blowing off this "job" half the time when you're too wasted on drugs even to turn on a webcam, and how nobody can understand how tough your life is. I'm amazed nobody just walked up to this faggot and popped him in the jaw.

The sheer gall of this absolute, utter asshole.

This is always the issue with kiwi farms lol

Max uncharitability. General hate train and a logging. Complete belief in any unverified claim that reaffirms how much you hate niche internet celebrity number 354884

Nicks seriously fucked up his life. Somehow you still manage to twist it past that. You simp for his wife whom you know nothing about. You want to lynch Nick for becoming an alchoholic drug addict in his 40s . Everything is turned up to 100

Nick isn’t a mass murdering rapist. He failed his duties to his kids because he let himself become an addict . He’s very likely going to pay a steep price for that

 

[polar bear]

(2) A parent, legal guardian, or caretaker who knowingly permits the continuing physical or sexual abuse of a child is guilty of neglect of a child and may be sentenced to imprisonment for not more than one year or to payment of a fine of not more than $3,000, or both.

Nope. If it was (a)(1) or (c) then it'd be more aligned with the "neglect." This is specifically physical or sexual abuse that they have reason to believe was occurring and that Kayla Rekieta continually knowingly permitted.

Shit I thought this was related to the poor living conditions, extremely messy house and such. But that sounds a bit different. Much worse.

 

[feral cat #6385]

It's like she's lobotomized. Was she always a fucking airhead? Empty vessel for rackets to use as a cum dumpster?

Drug zombie.

Do you know how many fewer lawyers there would be if they disbarred lawyers who got arrested over alcohol and drugs.

You say that as if its a bad thing.

 

[mailfrawd]

How long until Nick gets his own Wiki article? Any article, up until this point, would have been instantly deleted because of the BLP1E rule (only covered by RS for his coverage of Rittenhouse/Depp), but all that's changed. The only thing that is required are for some, what Wiki considers reliable sources, covering this situation as well.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Shit I thought this was related to the poor living conditions, extremely messy house and such. But that sounds a bit different. Much worse.

It could also be overcharging which shockingly does happen all the time.

Frankly physical and sexual abuse should not be in the same statute anyway. Rape is not the same as a spanking.

 

[Lerch the Lurk]

Something that I haven't seen mentioned is that the ~26 gram figure includes the weight of any container that it was found in, in this case at least 3 different baggies (and potentially the vial as well). Can't remember right now if the ketamine was included in that number or weighed separately, but same situation there, they'd weigh the entire pill and say, "this is X grams of ketamine" even if it's mostly filler/binder with very little actual drug in each tablet.

It's hard to tell how much of the 26 gram figure is actually the weight of the baggies, but it was mentioned that one was a bag within a bag and if the retard was keeping a bunch of shit in like a gallon ziplock or something that could pretty significantly throw the weight off by quite a bit. If the vial is glass it would inflate the number as well.

I think that the real amount of drugs was actually much smaller, and it's inflated as a result of this quirk of LEO practices/being stored in a dipshit manner rather than Nick having a giant Scarface esque pile on his desk.

It's not normal at all for someone to have close to an ounce of cocaine if they aren't dealing. Even addicts will usually buy an eight ball or two at most and just reup when they run out/get low. Some will do this multiple times a day.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Every time I check this thread, there is another wild detail.

Balldo hid behind a little girl, presumably his daughter. He put his daughter between himself and the consequences of his actions, and refused to open his front door for the police. Thus, all 4 children inside were treated to the spectacle of cops knocking the door down. When cops do that, they typically do not enter in a calm, friendly manner.

For me, it's the single most telling detail in the story so far.

Where did this came from? What a piece of shit.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Kurt's only concerned for Nick, and offended that Nick lied to him about the drug use. He's not concerned about the real victims in all this. For fuck's sake, Kurt sounds more hurt that Nick didn't let him in on his party crowd than anything else. "It makes me cry a little bit."

Yeah, Kurt was on the outside looking in during the Anime Matsuri 2023.

Him, Legal Vices (the guy who lives in Korea) and the Australian guy were around but clearly not invited to Nick's party sessions and mostly did their own thing.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu was apparently told that Nick spent most of the convention trip off doing his own thing.

Nick is suppose to be a lawyer but literally did the two most retarded things you can do in this legal situation. First, don't represent yourself. Secondly don't say a fucking word to the cops. over 25 grams of drugs on him while he has his fucking kid with him. He deserves prison time for this for sure. This has transcended into a midlife crisis into a full blown life ruination fuck up. It's wild what superchats and a drug addiction can accomplish. Andy Warski vibes big time. AIM AIM AIM.

Thank you for the breaking news alert.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

(2) A parent, legal guardian, or caretaker who knowingly permits the continuing physical or sexual abuse of a child is guilty of neglect of a child and may be sentenced to imprisonment for not more than one year or to payment of a fine of not more than $3,000, or both.

Nope. If it was (a)(1) or (c) then it'd be more aligned with the "neglect." This is specifically physical or sexual abuse that they have reason to believe was occurring and that Kayla Rekieta continually knowingly permitted.

I'm so fucking mad now.

Aaron did say Kayla threw stuff at Nick.

What if she would hit the kids too?

What if it was Drexal…?

 

[Sharpeteer]

A few days later on Twitch, Rekieta disclosed that he had been invited to his church's young family group. However, Rekieta insisted that this was a waste of time because if you aren't a streamer, "you don't know what it's like to be ME".

Well, we fuckin' do now.

BREAKING NEWS: Nick Rakieta just SLAM DUNKED a African american baby directly into a pepperoni making machine, grinded it up, mixxed it with coke and SNORTED it. More at 9 when we contact Coach Dead Shill with an Oujia board to give his opinion about this from the depths of niggerhell.

You joke, but now I'm prepared for a post with this headline followed by an investigate report by some of our finest.

 

[DumbDude43]

(2) A parent, legal guardian, or caretaker who knowingly permits the continuing physical or sexual abuse of a child is guilty of neglect of a child and may be sentenced to imprisonment for not more than one year or to payment of a fine of not more than $3,000, or both.

Nope. If it was (a)(1) or (c) then it'd be more aligned with the "neglect." This is specifically physical or sexual abuse that they have reason to believe was occurring and that Kayla Rekieta continually knowingly permitted.

I'm so fucking mad now.

i rly dont believe that their kids were being abused tbh
most likely that charge covers shit like the kids finding balldos (or other related items nick bought from pure pleasure) around the house, or walking in on him when he was banging april, somehting like that

 

[bifftango]

Ceiling cats are not mandatory reporters. It's an unfortunate omission in the law.

I ran this by an actual legal expert:


Your take checks out.