💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
I feel late to the Rekieta train, but these past few events make me want to be more invested in this clusterfuck of a man
He honestly is just a sad slope of drinking and being stupid and horny.
Just look at a picture of him now and one at the start of the thread. Its just been a degradation from that to what we're at now. While he insists all the way he did nothing wrong.
 
I don't know what country you're in but rehab requires the compliance of the person in question to be admitted. Nick's narcissism is what makes his addiction prognosis dismal, it's not the substances themselves that are the major issue here.
No, you don't understand. Clearly they weren't trying hard enough. The simple answer is that they had to have shot him and his wife with elephant tranquilizer and then drag their unconscious bodies into the nearest rehab where they would be strapped to tables and have several IVs attached to their bodies feeding them a steady stream of suboxone until their opioid addictions are blasted out of their system. Then they exit as reformed, good christian adults. It's the only way.
 
I know it’ll likely never happen. (Unless the cops found coke in the balldo maybe?), but it would be absolutely, meme breaking hilarious if the prosecutor started to ask Rekieta about the balldo during his trial.
"Your honor, during the initial search of the Rekieta domicile, law enforcement discovered what appeared to be a massively oversized rubber projectile commonly used in "less-than-lethal" weaponry. I would like Mr Rekieta to please explain what this was doing in his possession."
 
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To Kevin Melin of New London, Minnesota:

I know you'll never see this, but I congratulate you for your service to the Lord. Although I disagree with fundamental aspects of Evangelism, you have saved five children of God from three wicked people. I know it's sad to see two of the distorted being the parents of the children, but the third being one who reaped what she sowed. The supposed husband of April Imholte, Aaron Imholte, must also take accountability for his life choices that also affect his children. He wasn't an innocent bystander forced into the indulgences of vice but an active participant. I wish you, your church, and your congregation a lifetime of holiness. I'm honored to say your work as a Pastor is a benefit to humanity as a whole. May our Saviour Jesus guide us on the path to Heaven and our fellow Christians, too.

- A Random Kiwifarms User
You can email him from the church webpage if you are so inclined.
 
Yes, because drug education programs aren't a staple of American education. Only drug users know about those things.

You goofy noodle.
DARE and GREAT were both horribly ineffective programs due to the fact that kids and teens will often be even more motivated to do stupid shit when adults are just telling them "No, don't do that."

I got some good sense of perspective in highschool because my health teacher was a recovered meth addict and actually went into gruesome detail about how hard drugs had ruined the first decade of his adult life, while the campus police officer was just giving bare-level explanations of "You don't wanna do drugs kids, because I'm gonna be the one that'll have to book you, and neither of us want that."
 
He honestly is just a sad slope of drinking and being stupid and horny.
Just look at a picture of him now and one at the start of the thread. Its just been a degradation from that to what we're at now. While he insists all the way he did nothing wrong.
I can't wait for his cope stream where he spins some lie about how all the stories are wrong and we don't really understand whats going on.
 
I can't wait for his cope stream where he spins some lie about how all the stories are wrong and we don't really understand whats going on.
"This guy from the church really didn't like me... It was very apparent."
Except less coherent and more sloshed on alcohol and drugs.
 
I've seen a lot of post saying Nic has ODD. Well ODD is a childhood disorder that when about around the teen years converts to CONDUCT DISORDER which is devastating to most parents with troubled kids. As the kids with conduct disorder age out it "typically" becomes a diagnosis of Antisocial Personality Disorder.

I'm only adding this because I disdain seeing mature adults using ODD as an EXCUSE for their behavior.

Yup I'm a parent of a knucklehead that is NOT on this forum but has been thru the wringer due to ODD and Conduct Disorder and Antisocial Personality Disorder.

As for Narcissism, I haven't dealt with that medically so I won't comment......
 
How? They can stage an intervention, but if Nick refuses there's no legal means to force him into rehab
It’s starts with an intervention and goes from there. Where Nick lives alliws doing this for drink and drugs it seems. It’s why I’m so annoyed at this because the first thing I did when all the ‘tried to help’ stuff happened was look up if you could be a bit more forceful. Assuming you couldn’t, because otherwise they would have done so.
 
I can't wait for his cope stream where he spins some lie about how all the stories are wrong and we don't really understand whats going on.
Say what you will, he is actually going to try this on a stream that literally half the internet will be watching and laughing at him. The superchat hate may drive Nick to delete his channels. I can’t wait to find out!
 
The funny thing is that Rekieta seemed to think that they WERE reading stuff online. Because yeah I'm sure the only reason you would think that the Rekietas were on drugs was because you read FanFic Farms and not because of the fact that they were on drugs, as evidenced by the discovery of the massive pile of drugs.
Rackets lumped Kiwi Farms together with his church group into a commonly heard vernacular phrase, “kiwi incel prudes.” It seemed like he lumped his main detractors (in his mind at the time,) together with a handy little moniker. Iirc, he started with this around the period near September ‘22, during the Hedonism II leak and the glass bottle up the butt photography journey in his overblown Locals cult of personality. It was a catch phrase for a good few months, & still pops up often enough to be of note.
I'm waiting for him to offer to eat entire summer sausages on stream for a $5 tip.
Nick is waiting for it, too. Can hardly wait.
 
I can't keep up with this thread so I probably missed it, but I've seen a few references to this now. Is there a video or transcription of his material?
He had a stand up performance filling in Chrissie Mayer's slot at some comedy club earlier this year I believe. Also Josh and others speculate that he's been writing j"okes" and "delivering" them in his livestreams.
 
No, you don't understand. Clearly they weren't trying hard enough. The simple answer is that they had to have shot him and his wife with elephant tranquilizer and then drag their unconscious bodies into the nearest rehab where they would be strapped to tables and have several IVs attached to their bodies feeding them a steady stream of suboxone until their opioid addictions are blasted out of their system. Then they exit as reformed, good christian adults. It's the only way.
Hey, sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures lol

It would certainly be better than prison.
 
I can't wait for his cope stream where he spins some lie about how all the stories are wrong and we don't really understand whats going on.
He can try to deny the facts, but only his hardcore fans will believe it (although by the looks of it they'll believe anything he says). So that will likely send him down the Ralph route further reducing his viewership and audience.

The best route will be to go on the redemption arc... but that means Nick giving up booze and drugs and having to say sorry to a lot of people... including having to eat crow with people like Null who called this shit out months and months ago. So that seems unlikely.

So yeah he'll probably go the downplay everything route, try to drink a bit less on stream, do a bit less coke during his bathroom breaks, stop bragging about taking his wife to swinger resorts to get gangbanged by black dudes etc. and then hope it blows over so he can get back to doing what he was doing before.
 
What has wound me up a lot, is all the law tubers saying things like "innocent till proven guilty" and "he's not guilty till a judge has handed down a decision based on the evidence" and are getting bent out of shape for people condemning Nick, yet they'll all be the ones to say what is happening to trump is a witch hunt, the judge is biased, that the judicial system is corrupt and to make your own determination based on the evidence.

These absolute hacks want it both ways and are completely inconsistent. We all know Nick is a drug abusing retard, we can see how much he has changed, we've seen how fucked up he's been on camera, showing the signs of drug abuse, yet because we haven't actually see Nick snorting cocaine in front of his kids, we're the unreasonable one's.

The people around him are insufferable and embolden Nicks continuing lies and downplaying. I haven't heard anyone say he should take responsibility and own any of this from the law side. Maybe I missed something.
 
Just another important tidbit to keep in mind, the in person report was made on the 16th. It may not be the case that the timing has anything to do with the most recent pillstream. It was obvious that things had been going poorly for some time and it caught the attention of the pastor who may or may not have even become aware of the disaster stream a few days ago. On the other hand, if there was any concern for the health of children at the time of the report on behalf of the authorites, why wait a week to barge in to the home? It may be the case that the report was filed, authorities weren't too sure, the pillstream happens and authorities become aware of it and then the warrant gets signed off on. Time will hopefully shed light on the evolution of this shit show. So there's still a whole fuck-load to speculate on. Enjoy!
I think it’s horrifying that child abuse was reported and nothing was done for a week. And this is in the suburbs. I imagine it’s worse in poorer/denser areas.
 
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