💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
6MillionCoofs said:
We thought that same about Andy once. He got clean This isn’t easy to do or a quick process. It’s like expecting him to show remorse while still suffering symptoms of drug you the day after being arrested.

It takes time.
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Andy didn't do this while having a wife and five kids to take care of
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
It is indeed late.
Eric July even offered to pay for his rehab too on twitter. And Dick Masterson being the piece of shit he is mocked it.
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How much must it chafe Dick and Pedovito that Eric July is happily married and succesful, and Nick, The Great White Hope, is in legal hotwater over coke and endangering his kids? Black Excellence W?
 
Catgirl Tyranid said:
He can't perceive the pain he's causing his family or worse he doesn't care.
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his conception of it doesn't go beyond "I don't know why my kids are so MAD at me! Its so FUNNY and WEIRD"

its incredible, for most people if they were nick their "rock bottom" would have been rewatching dear john or something.

The rest who aren't the biggest piece of shit crackheads would have definitely had something like the arrest be the wake up call

I genuinely wonder what it would take to get nick to accept reality. Can he accept reality? Did the alcohol and drugs cause permanent damage to his psyche preventing this?
 
DogZero said:
The thing that keeps making me
laugh about his comments since getting out is what could he possibly even mean by saying the whole story isn’t known and may never be known?

Like the primary issue of consequence here is the bunny slope of yayo. Like what missing factor, what warped piece of the puzzle somehow squares that. Did it fall out of the sky and into your safe?
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As I wrote in my previous post, Nick will likely do the good ol’ limited hangout.

Where you just gently push in the tip of the balldo of truth: Yes he has done some drugs. Occasionally. He has always been open about that!

It was just bad luck that the cops came when they did. It was a stash for a whole year.

And the rest was just the police writing the report to make it look as bad as possible. They always do that, as you guys know!

And the idea the whole story “may never be known”. Isn’t that your whole job now as your own defence lawyer? If the truth of this story is really in your favour then it being known or not is in your hands. Unless you know… it makes you look just as bad.
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This is where I guess he will try to rope Aaron in and imply spousal abuse, but not say enough to get (another) lawsuit.

April was just there because she needed a place to stay! Totally without a degenerate purpose!
 
HostilePustule said:
I still can't get over the fact that it was his pastor who called it in. I know that's his legal responsibility and the whole point of being part of a church but what a failure of everybody else around him that the safety of Nick and Kayla's kids fell to a third party like that. It's only slightly less pathetic than if some internet sperg had done it.
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That’s what honestly angers me that most. You can’t force people to change but you absolutely can force it to try and start. Everyone knew and they did nothing. ‘It’s on Nick to want to’

People that are coked and drunk out of their mind aren’t in a position where they can make that.

Even his whole Church Congragation waited till the only outcome would be his family is wrecked.
 
mlanguishi said:
ETA I am going to get so many dumb stickers from the potheads, it's amazing. They are like marzgurl where any slight is an attack. So fragile.
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Americunt said:
Cerdo y Abogado: Socios en la inmundicia
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That was so good that it inspired me to make this quick shitpost.
Breaking bad mexico Rekieta and ralphamale.jpg
Thanks again to Nick for wishing me a gorillion hours of experience in photoshop :)
The green is because the wand tool wasn't cooperating so I had to erase it by hand quickly. I am also not editing the grey from the mugshots because I want to go to sleep right now.
The title is "Pig and Lawyer: Associates (or Partners) in filth"
 
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HackerX said:
You wouldn't get it. You're a square. An incel prude who doesn't know how to have fun.
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To be fair you need a very high IQ to endanger children.
What would he even say? “But what if the child CONSENTS to living in a coke den?” Holy shit you won the case Dr Rekeita!! that’s the missing piece of the story!

If this kind of selfish retardation is what it means to be kool nowadays then I don’t wanna be kool anymore. I just wanna be DogZero.
 
A lot of Tubers and others jumped the gun and claimed the Farm alerted the authorities. As it now have come to light that it was his pastor that had grave concerns I had to reach out to him and ask if he was a member.

He assured me he had not even heard about this place.

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(Cringepost)
 
TheLastJoestar said:
What I cannot wrap my head around is why people look for this kind of thing to take control away from them. I don't understand what about becoming an invalid at the mercy of drugs and alcohol is so appealing. Maybe I'm being too judgmental, but it honestly feels like people do it so they can find anything other than themselves to blame for the direction their life takes. Like it's somehow okay because now the drug is responsible - and whoever introduced them to it. I don't comprehend why somebody would want to block out the world like that, but I assure you, the world can be both a shitty and beautiful place. Stay coherent while you find the things to enjoy and you will be rewarded. Shit will be okay.
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Some people just like the buzz. That's what I liked when I used to drink. "Finding something to blame for the direction my life takes" didn't really play into it.
 
6MillionCoofs said:
We thought that same about Andy once. He got clean This isn’t easy to do or a quick process. It’s like expecting him to show remorse while still suffering symptoms of drug you the day after being arrested.

It takes time.
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Tardski's retardation keeps his ego way more in check than Nick's does, Nick is the type of midwit narc who can form elaborate copes and justifications for why he's right in any given situation. Andy also presumably didn't have a safety net of being independently wealthy, he mentioned having to go back and live with his parents prior to cleaning up. Nick has both the temperament and circumstances to ensure the cycle of self-immolation continues.
 
People watching this guy now following his case is so funny, it's like that scene in Nighcrawler when the guy that films accidents had an accident himself and Jake Gyllenhaal is there filming HIM now.
 
Toji Suzuhara said:
Andy didn't do this while having a wife and five kids to take care of
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It still takes time. Which is why if any of his family and friends truly cared about him, his wife or the kids they would have forced the issues way sooner. But everyone is like ‘you can’t force things’

Bullshit you can’t. There’s process in place for doing exactly that. People just did not want to.
 
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