📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Cole009]

It's 100% a fetish for almost all of them except for the most autistic who got groomed into it as kids. A lot of them also try to get attention like this because most people day to day want nothing to do with them except for other fetishists so they have to advertise themselves online. Bi chasers and the desperately closeted are what go after them and the closet cases eventually wake up and go "huh, why not just suck the cock of a less insane fag? and leave.

Yeah, and it’s flooding the feeds of teens. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5QxsZDIMz5/?igsh=MWFnbTkxem16dHAybQ==
Nasty..

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

It's one of those things that is hard to understand and hard to explain to people who don't know about this stuff. So much of this current crap is based on ideas of understanding the world in a way that suggests no objective reality. People are taught or learn ways of viewing the world that don't correspond with objective reality.

Then people spend so much time just online that they really don't live in a reality where they observe and learn things. Their reality is shaped by learning a view of reality not based on an objective reality and their experiences are shaped by a fake reality of social media, games and media. Even the news just lies constantly in ways that make no sense. Here's the wrong way to understand the world and here's a fake view of the world.

(I feel like I'm in a character creation screen, Temporary euphoria through character creation and gaming!?, Games that can help with gender dysphoria)
We have a massive amount of people so used to staring at screens that reality is strange and frightening to them, and it's only going to get worse over the years.

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A troon's date is a little too honest.
A guy just told me this. / Archive

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“Of course you’re not that pretty, it just comes with the territory—which is to say that you’re a trans woman, not a cis woman.”

• spoken by a guy tonight (on our second date).

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The context? I made a lighthearted joke that I’m not the prettiest woman but was flattered/appreciative of him asking me out.
Did I do something wrong? I can’t help but feel kind of sh*tty…I mean, he did say that I looked rather androgynous, but that above comment…that one hurt.
I just turned 20. Almost a year on E. Is there…any hope for me? Or is he right

A troon realizes that public posts are visible to the public. Could they be wising up?
The mods of this subreddit should pin a post warning people that this subreddit is not a "safe haven" / Archive

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Look, I know that people often say "by giving the transphobes attention, you're letting them win", but there's so many people on this subreddit posting so much personal information that gets posted on Twitter and gets made fun of, and gets like 30k likes.
People should AT LEAST know what they're stepping into before sharing information, here's an example of a person who was unaware, here's another post from a literal child to who this happened, but that's really just my opinion.
All I'm saying is that the mods should just tell people to be more careful and to not get too comfortable sharing personal info on the internet, especially this sub which is the most targeted trans subreddit of them all, that's all.
Thoughts?

No, if they had sense and could take responsibility for their actions, they wouldn't be trannies.
The post they're quoting is just a personal army request:

Please whiteknight for me on Twitter!

As people get more and more honest about how they feel about troons, there will presumably more calls to shout down critics.

 

[Moon Guy]

I looked at her Reddit and this girl is dreadfully autistic and immature. Even moreso than normal for a pooner. Mummy and Daddy and her froggies and her snails and her fishies and her kitty and her games are her entire life. But sure, when you're on testosterone you'll definitely be as strong as a real man girlie, I recommend picking a fight in a pub like the lads do!

I bet if the pooner did pick a fight, they would run to the closet man/authority figure and cry troonphobia.

 

[Celestia's Little Helper]

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The dick sucking one….

“Hello trannies…. I am a real life true and honest woman lesbian, definitely not also trans, and definitely not a corrective rape fetishist. Please describe in gruesome detail how a cis lesbian should suck girl dick so that it is pleasurable and affirming to her transwoman master. I will not be touching myself to your descriptions of lesbians worshipping penis.”

 

[Astro Loafo]

The dick sucking one….

“Hello trannies…. I am a real life true and honest woman lesbian, definitely not also trans, and definitely not a corrective rape fetishist. Please describe in gruesome detail how a cis lesbian should suck girl dick so that it is pleasurable and affirming to her transwoman master. I will not be touching myself to your descriptions of lesbians worshipping penis.”

 

[Vi0l3t]

Uh oh. The Look.
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Subtle transphobia lol, hilarious. I'll start using it in RL to piss the trannies off.

 

[Savoie]

My friends and I were watching some female sports (I think it was softball) and I casually commented, "it must be a bummer to be a female athlete and realize that even though you're easily in the 90th percentile of women in terms of strength, you could probably be overpowered by an average man."

It wasn't meant as a snide comment or anything, it was just a thought that hit me (I might have been a little high). My friends did not like hearing that, they angrily insisted that if a woman really wanted to she would be just as strong as a man. These same friends also believe that because I'm a couple inches taller than them I have an insurmountable advantage in boxing. I guess that there's some logic to this apparent contradiction, they gain nothing from acknowledging the physical differences between men and women, but acknowledging our own inherent physical differences helps them avoid a thrashing.

This. I am (or was, v v old now) a female athlete and honestly a pretty damn good one. I have played sports at a very competitive level since childhood. Travel teams from age 9 on, college scholarships, city league championships as an adult. I am still in excellent shape, still play and train regularly, and am easily stronger than all my female friends.

And yet, five years ago, I challenged a male friend of mine (5'6", no athletic history, skinnyfat) to a wrestling match and got my ass kicked. It was a hard lesson to learn and one I sorely needed. Just because there's overlap between the strongest women and the weakest men, and just because the gap has narrowed over this past century, doesn't mean it doesn't exist and isn't a biological reality. And no one with excess testosterone has any business entering a women's athletic competition.

 

[Echo_Ender]

This. I am (or was, v v old now) a female athlete and honestly a pretty damn good one. I have played sports at a very competitive level since childhood. Travel teams from age 9 on, college scholarships, city league championships as an adult. I am still in excellent shape, still play and train regularly, and am easily stronger than all my female friends.

And yet, five years ago, I challenged a male friend of mine (5'6", no athletic history, skinnyfat) to a wrestling match and got my ass kicked. It was a hard lesson to learn and one I sorely needed. Just because there's overlap between the strongest women and the weakest men, and just because the gap has narrowed over this past century, doesn't mean it doesn't exist and isn't a biological reality. And no one with excess testosterone has any business entering a women's athletic competition.

Most guys learn this at a pretty young age.

It's usually when you realize that the roughhousing the guys do and consider mild will absolutely bowl over most girls and could have a real possibility of hurting them if you aren't careful.

It's also where the "Don't hit girls" thing and the tendency of intervening physically to protect a girl from a guy becomes pretty cemented. Because if you hit a guy hard enough to do damage when you're mad, imagining the damage that could do to a girl is pretty sobering.

Aidens seem to completely lack this knowledge, while bulky MtFs know it and revel in it while pretending it doesn't exist.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Most guys learn this at a pretty young age.

Yea thats why its insane that trans people are competing in women's sports. Men are just built different we are designed to be powerful, women are not. Maybe if we could handicap the men competing in sports like we shoot them in the leg with a sawed-off before the event that would even things out some.

 

[Evil Whitey]

Here’s his side of the story and the texts with the roommate that got attacked.

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And yes, he is 6’3 and probably 260-270. Someone needs to step in before he hurts someone, honestly.

I'm 6'2 and 195, how do I become as jacked as a tranny?

 

[Geraldine]

... why not just suck the cock of a less insane fag? ...

{ I feel like I'm in a character creation screen }

I seem to recall someone in this thread (not me) previously commented along the lines of they create their trans persona like they were creating a game character.

How right that is.

 

[400x400]

That is an INSANE thing to say, especially in person.
Women can still be decently strong and capable of physical activities that are enjoyable or have utility. It's just pound for pound we aren't gonna be as sturdy or strong as a man doing the same thing unless he has something fucked up with him. There's nothing stopping any woman from hitting the gym and being able to move around furniture though lmao
This isn't something that should really bother anyone IMO, it's just a fact of life, and it's not a competition. I don't know why they fixate on this so much.

The only thing men can do differently than women is ruin lives specifically with their penis.

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Women don't exactly sound smart getting pregnant to get back at a man because it's at the expense of them being pregnant, but men knock up girls and brag all night and day.

Girls can't even try to brag and get the same broski fist bump attention for being knocked up that men get for knocking up girls.
They just get looked at like they're nasty for being pregnant even when it's consensual for a modest family.

But then woo hoo man broski yeah dude knocked her up man hawwww day after pull psh whatever man she can figure it out. I don't care. got more dates tonight bro I'm a gusher. shk shk shk.

Wooo wow what a super power.
The ability to ruin children and women all in one act of sex.
Supporting pro male society in every fap. In every date. Touch kids for the pro male society.
Why say Bloody Mary in the mirror anymore when you can just say Epstein Epstein Epstein and actually disappear.

Men: I got the suffers too, she took my sperms and then didn't give me my kid!
Adopt a kid if you're so fucking sad about it.

 

[Paper Machete]

Women don't exactly sound smart getting pregnant to get back at a man because it's at the expense of them being pregnant, but men knock up girls and brag all night and day.

Girls can't even try to brag and get the same broski fist bump attention for being knocked up that men get for knocking up girls.
They just get looked at like they're nasty for being pregnant even when it's consensual for a modest family.

But then woo hoo man broski yeah dude knocked her up man hawwww day after pull psh whatever man she can figure it out. I don't care. got more dates tonight bro I'm a gusher. shk shk shk.

Wooo wow what a super power.The ability to ruin children and women all in one act of sex.
Supporting pro male society in every fap. In every date. Touch kids for the pro male society.
Why say Bloody Mary in the mirror anymore when you can just say Epstein Epstein Epstein and actually disappear.

This is not a universal experience. Not everyone hangs out around hood nigs or the other poor urbanites who sometimes try to act like them for some fucked up reason.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

And yet, five years ago, I challenged a male friend of mine (5'6", no athletic history, skinnyfat) to a wrestling match and got my ass kicked. It was a hard lesson to learn and one I sorely needed.

And you were too chickenshit to kick him in the balls. Idiot.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I love it when they're subtle:
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It makes them so approachable.

Really got that "multiple bodies under the crawl space" look nailed.

The only thing men can do differently than women is ruin lives specifically with their penis.

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Women don't exactly sound smart getting pregnant to get back at a man because it's at the expense of them being pregnant, but men knock up girls and brag all night and day.

Girls can't even try to brag and get the same broski fist bump attention for being knocked up that men get for knocking up girls.
They just get looked at like they're nasty for being pregnant even when it's consensual for a modest family.

But then woo hoo man broski yeah dude knocked her up man hawwww day after pull psh whatever man she can figure it out. I don't care. got more dates tonight bro I'm a gusher. shk shk shk.

Wooo wow what a super power.
The ability to ruin children and women all in one act of sex.
Supporting pro male society in every fap. In every date. Touch kids for the pro male society.
Why say Bloody Mary in the mirror anymore when you can just say Epstein Epstein Epstein and actually disappear.

Men: I got the suffers too, she took my sperms and then didn't give me my kid!
Adopt a kid if you're so fucking sad about it.

If someone is hanging out with "men" who fucking talk/think like that they need to choose their friends better and have more respect for themselves.
Ghetto niggers will talk and behave like ghetto niggers.
Its down to you who you spend your time with.

 

[bouquetnine]

My friends and I were watching some female sports (I think it was softball) and I casually commented, "it must be a bummer to be a female athlete and realize that even though you're easily in the 90th percentile of women in terms of strength, you could probably be overpowered by an average man."

It wasn't meant as a snide comment or anything, it was just a thought that hit me (I might have been a little high). My friends did not like hearing that, they angrily insisted that if a woman really wanted to she would be just as strong as a man. These same friends also believe that because I'm a couple inches taller than them I have an insurmountable advantage in boxing. I guess that there's some logic to this apparent contradiction, they gain nothing from acknowledging the physical differences between men and women, but acknowledging our own inherent physical differences helps them avoid a thrashing.

Most midwits can't understand the concept of sexual dimorphism or even statistical distributions. Just because two bell curves have some overlap does not negate the clear separation between the peaks.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Most midwits can't understand the concept of sexual dimorphism or even statistical distributions. Just because two bell curves have some overlap does not negate the clear separation between the peaks.

You twansphobic chud! How dare you bring science and reality into this discussion!! We're ALL VALID NO ONE IS REALLY A MAN OR A WOMAN GENDER IS AN ILLUSION THE ABILITY TO GIVE BIRTH DOSENT MAKE YOU A REAL WOMAN ONLY OUR MINDSET DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bouquetnine]

You twansphobic chud! How dare you bring science and reality into this discussion!! We're ALL VALID NO ONE IS REALLY A MAN OR A WOMAN GENDER IS AN ILLUSION THE ABILITY TO GIVE BIRTH DOSENT MAKE YOU A REAL WOMAN ONLY OUR MINDSET DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is an infinite spectrum of genders and of all of them you chose sarcasm. SMH.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Lmfao at woweewhutsdat in the middle there claiming they've changed their Q angle by weight cycling. No m8, you're just fat now, sorry. Your pelvis and hip sockets have not moved a single solitary inch, they're just covered in 10kg more chub. Cute delusion tho

The easiest way to widen your pelvis is to get pregnant and give birth a couple times.

Oh wait.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Nathan “Nadine” Smith, the AGP music critic, found the posts about him in this thread, and he’s not happy:

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https://x.com/Proselyte_Mag/status/1793595679740248375

(As a reminder, he didn’t become “friends” with Rousay, he became obsessed and stalked Rousay until Rousay’s management had to intervene because he was scared for his safety.)

He’s on a total rampage right now, by the timestamps of his tweets it seems likely that he’s been awake 36+ straight hours attacking other music writers.

Honestly, he really needs a thread at this point. In the past couple months he:
- Assaulted his roommate and got evicted, then whined that he deserved a pass because he was going through “trans puberty”
- Got fired from his other job at Pitchfork for attempting to turn in another schizophrenic manifesto as a review of a reissue of Alanis Morissette’s “Jagged Little Pill”
- Having destroyed his own career and burned all his bridges, announced that he will be starting a new magazine called “Proselyte Mag,” that will somehow make him wildly rich despite the fact that he has always pulled down ~30k per year
And so much more. There’s something every day

Sorry for formatting, I’m on phone

LoL what a nigger. And doubly so for being a troon. Of course he wouldn't recognize reality if it slapped him in the face. Being awake for a day and a half. Damn.