Culture CITY OF NO LOVE: ‘Anti-sex’ beds installed in athletes’ rooms at Paris Olympics

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
1716033109197.png

The athletes at the Olympic Games in Paris may be elite but they also have needs.

While the Olympic Village, wherever the games are being held, have a reputation for sexy time between athletes, organizers in Paris are prepared to make their accommodations as unsexy as possible.

So-called “anti-sex beds” are what the athletes will find themselves sleeping on.

The twin-size beds made with cardboard frames claim to support the weight of a person up to 200 kilograms, but the seemingly less sturdy construction and small size is intended for just one competitor.

The Olympics organizing committee insisted the new beds are about sustainability, made from 100% recyclable materials.

“I hope that Paris 2024’s efforts to reduce its impact will show that it is possible to do things differently,” Georgina Grenon, the committee’s director of environmental excellence, told AFP.

Well-meaning for the environment or not, sex at the Olympics has long been an issue, with athletes at the Tokyo Olympics boasting similar sex-stopping beds, also manufactured by Airweave — though competitors there were told to not be intimate with one another due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

Paris had previously lifted a ban and were set to hand out 300,000 condoms to the athletes to promote safe sex.

“It is very important that the conviviality here is something big,” Olympic and Paralympic village director Laurent Michaud told Sky News.

“Working with the athletes commission, we wanted to create some places where the athletes would feel very enthusiastic and comfortable.”

Former long jump star Susen Tiedtke, of Germany, previously told the tabloid Bild that “sex is always an issue in the village,” and banning it “doesn’t work at all.”

Tiedtke explained: “The athletes are at their physical peak at the Olympics. When the competition is over, they want to release their energy.”

https://torontosun.com/news/weird/c...installed-in-athletes-rooms-at-paris-olympics (Archive)
 
Very clever of the French, make cheap and disposible beds out of cardboard and claim its to stop the athletes from fucking.
 
Yeah because two physically-perfect people in the prime of their lives aren't just going to fuck on the floor... What's the big deal about athletes fucking anyway? Are they worried about rape accusations overshadowing the event? Otherwise, the consequences are on the athletes, not the organisers.
 
At least the Clown World Games Olympics are no longer trying to stink up Japan with "woke" BS.


Healthy straight sex is "problematic" to SJWs?
But see, that's actually the "funny" part.

Because if they are telling the truth that the beds were made to be "recyclable" and not because they are attempting to prevent sex, then this actually IS woke bs. The allegedly sex positive SJWs have unwittingly transformed themselves into prudes because they were so determined to make shitty beds.
 
First the Coke bottles and now this? Why is it I can't go a day without hearing about some shitty retarded mandate to """help the environment""" that just makes things worse?
 
Watch somebody get injured trying to have sex on them anyway when the bed collapses cause its made of fucking cardboard and the athletes involved starting a shitshow for france and the olympic committee for deliberately inuring them
 
There’s a floor, you can fuck on that your dirty animals
 
This is a totally nothing article, A 200kg (440lbs) capacity is more than most cheap bedframes and at ~£57 this is a cheap bed. This fairly typical steel framed bed only has 4kg more and £3 less price.
1716039798822.png 1716039963445.png

Actually having slept on a cheap squeaky steel bed I'd take the carboard one tbqh.
 
...There are hobos in LA that fuck in the concrete on top of some cardboard. Hell, even on a pile of bagged trash. In prison, assfucking is a very common practice despite the place not meant for fucking.

This isn't gonna stop the truly horny.

They need to castrate them and make them into eunuchs.
Not a bad idea, except it fucks with bones as well as actual performance.

Troons Eunuchs and Kyphosis 1.png

Here's rich eunuch no-Dong to demonstrate.
 
Back
Top Bottom