💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AnOminous]

For Nick and the other nigger-cattle if you can’t do this you should just end it. You only have to get water to a boil, take off the heat, cover, and neglect the egg. I don’t even use ice cubes, I just run them under cold water for few seconds, leaving a little bit of water, cover and shake the pot until they peel themselves.

I don't believe it should be boiling at all especially for soft cooked eggs. Also a method I've found that is great is air fryer. You can set the exact temperature and time and get exactly the same result every time, even if it's "boiled" in air. 250 F for 8 or 9 minutes (or however it works for your air fryer and how you like it. I do use an ice bath, just not very long, as long as it takes to crack them open onto the shredded buttered toast I put them on.

I suppose the rolling boil method isn't terrible for hard boiled, although it makes it harder to peel unless you use something like baking soda in the water to counteract it, and also I think it makes the yolk turn a nasty color and taste more sulfurous.

 

[RotPockets]

I don't believe it should be boiling at all especially for soft cooked eggs. Also a method I've found that is great is air fryer. You can set the exact temperature and time and get exactly the same result every time, even if it's "boiled" in air. 250 F for 8 or 9 minutes (or however it works for your air fryer and how you like it. I do use an ice bath, just not very long, as long as it takes to crack them open onto the shredded buttered toast I put them on.

I suppose the rolling boil method isn't terrible for hard boiled, although it makes it harder to peel unless you use something like baking soda in the water to counteract it, and also I think it makes the yolk turn a nasty color and taste more sulfurous.

The method I suggest only needs to reach a rolling boil before being taken off the high heat. The cooking happens over the 12 minutes it sits in the water of a covered pot. I highly suggest trying it. I didn’t really like hard boiled eggs for most of my life because of the yolk being crumbly, disgusting or looking green from being over cooked. This method produces a creamy fully cooked yolk every time. I run them under cold water in the pan for about a minute or so immediately after the 12 minute timer goes off to blanche them from the shells. Leave about a quarter of an inch of water in the pan and put the lid back on and shake it like a gold prospector until you notice the sounds of shells cracking has stopped and they will be almost peeled.

When I started doing this I was using two eggs split in half placed flat side down on a slice of pepper jack cheese served on a toasted English muffin, I’d then cut them in half to have 4 half egg and cheese English muffin sandwiches. I wanted something more filling than a single egg sandwich with coffee in the morning and didn’t want to add unnecessary bread. Better egg to bread ratio and you can hold the egg like 4 mini sandwiches.

 

[Captain Manning]

You might be talking about a long time ago, because at the top of my head, I can only think of 3 people here that do, and they barely even post at all. And even when there are posts trying to go to bat for Kayla, those posts just get ratio'ed every time anyway.

There were quite a few Kayla "defenders" back in 2023. @chudbere was one of the early ones, and she wasn't wrong to do so... at the time. Even now, his "body destroyed" rant is still gross.

Since then though, a lot has changed. And by changed, I mean that household seems considerably more fucked up than people first thought. For the vast majority of people now, I think it strains credulity to think Kayla is blameless in all this anymore.

He seems less interested in places than he is in having easy access to drugs and degeneracy. That he is losing something in his life in not being able to score hard drugs off the street and not being a 15 minute drive from his favorite gay bar.

It's been said before, but he should just move to California already. Plenty of drugs and degeneracy. If he moved to the L.A. area, he'd even be able to hang out with Dax. He could be the next host of the TBPITU after Vito gets his door in by the FBI (a fella can hope).

I propose this following symbiotic relationship.
Nick needed Drexel as a housenigger to fight off muh racisims and blackface ("so he hates darkies!") allegations.
Drexel needed Nick so he could get in the right circle to bang bored slags who weren't black.

I don't know about the latter, but it's has been speculated for years that he brought Drex back into his life because Nick felt he needed cover for the "Drexelface picture."

I mean, nobody here gave a shit about that picture (as you might expect) but he was up against #Metoo SJW types (KicVic) that were gonna try and make everything about that.

I think @Not Who You Think has this in his Drex OP.

I assumed Farmers were interested in accuracy. Is that not the case?

Regarding the church, I didn't anticipate a prerecorded video.

The thing is, with respect to the church videos, a few of us (not naming names, but I'll volunteer I was one of them) knew about his church for quite some time now, and that they have online video recordings of their services.

Some of us that knew, discussed it amongst ourselves, and made a moral decision not to post any of those videos in the thread because it has his minor children in them.

Not that I think drunken skeletor would ever appreciate any of that, but that decision wasn't undertaken for his benefit. It was made for theirs. It's not their fault their father is an alcoholic drugged out dumbass riding an express train to hell.

In any event, I'll echo what others have said here: Your preoccupation with the kids, and what they're up to, is kinda creepy. I'd urge you to reconsider where you're going with all this.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I have no interest in Nick's children.

Then why are 100% of your posts either about the children or defending posting about the children? Does that not register to you as something which would appear odd to people reading the thread?

 

[AltisticRight]

What's even more amazing is you don't even need a stove anymore with all the multi-use appliances. Like one of those Ninja Pressure Cooker Pot things, put eggs in, add water, set to 10 minutes and done. You don't have one of those and only have a rice cooker? What a coincidence, most rice cookers operate the same and do their rice in 10 minute cycles; literally do the exact same as above. Hard-Boiled Eggs is literally like, baby's first stove adventure; put water in pot, add fire, and yet people still manage to screw it up, wow.

You can even just drop them into a kettle and have the thing boil for about 10 minutes. It's so pathetic for a grown person to not know how to hard boil an egg, fueling the demand for such an item and creating more waste.
I used to make steamed eggs when I was 12. What happened to humanity?

Enjoy microplastics in your eggs, balldo child.

half a minute late, the yolk starts solidifying

6.5 minutes.
It's not even necessary to dump it in ice water, cold water from the tap would do.
Set timer on phone, drop eggs in with spoon.
Use tripod for extra stability.

 

[AnOminous]

It's been said before, but he should just move to California already. Plenty of drugs and degeneracy. If he moved to the L.A. area, he'd even be able to hang out with Dax. He could be the next host of the TBPITU after Vito gets his door in by the FBI (a fella can hope).

He'd also be able to suck as much dick for as much cock as he wanted. It's also possible that even male LA homosexuals are not yet familiar with something as degenerate as the Balldo and he could teach them a few tricks.

I used to make steamed eggs when I was 12.

My first favorite egg method was when I was 12 and involved cracking each individual egg into ramekins, topping them with (freshly) shredded cheese and baking them. This is called shirred eggs and came from the Betty Crocker cookbook where I learned my first cooking. I was just sort of shocked when @footballteam a couple pages up suggested nobody learns skills like this before they're married.

Is that really how it is these days? Because my dad taught me the tools and tool safety shit too when I was a kid. By the time I was 18 I knew how to cook and fix things. Not for attracting a mate or anything, it just seemed like a good idea to know how to cook things and how to fix things.

Do people reach the age of 18 this helpless these days?

 

[Sharpeteer]

I have no interest in Nick's children.

My god man, imagine reaching the point where you have to say this. Really bad look. It's like when Jerry Sandusky gets asked if he's got an "attraction to the younglings", and rather than simply saying "no", the answer is a paragraph long. Kind of like several posts all trying to explain the fixation on the kids. Little creepy. Literally all you had to do was say "sorry, I took the tism a little too extreme, now that you mention it, that was bad."

Or maybe it was all a joke, like a certain successful comic artist I've heard of.

It's been said before, but he should just move to California already. Plenty of drugs and degeneracy. If he moved to the L.A. area, he'd even be able to hang out with Dax. He could be the next host of the TBPITU after Vito gets his door in by the FBI (a fella can hope).

Like I get that he's a trust fund kid, but since that's money he presumably doesn't have yet, I think I could ask the question - can this nigga afford to live there? LA is fucking expensive, and a house payment most other places is the shittiest of apartments there... with several roommates, and his income from his streams? Our local McD's pays more.

Or he could go beg Dax to bunk with him. Bet that would go well, considering even he is weirded out by Nick now. Not enough to completely throw him under the bus, but enough to keep a certain distance.

He'd also be able to suck as much dick for as much cock as he wanted.

But Masterson isn't prepared for having to smell the meth and puke on this guy.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Nick doesn't like Memology anymore?
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https://x.com/NewsM101/status/1790495450803347735

Yet to see the clip of what the insult is. Though I would wager it was Manic Nick trying to be funny and failing.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

I can't believe you serve your guests pre-boiled eggs. That's insidious.

Shrimp Cocktail is the far superior party food anyways.

Unless there's a shellfish allergen, but Shrimp Cocktail is quite good, though I prefer the Deviled Egg, especially in the Summertime. I should incorporate Shrimp Cocktail in my holiday meals though.

Back on-topic: Nick has fallen so far that some people I'd mentioned to him about who never really watched the show still use his name when reading through news on legal issues. It's quite difficult explaining how far he's fallen, but I do try.

Pure speculation on how the marriage/hoex pair works out, I'll just feel bad for the kids, especially the older ones who've seen the full fall into their teen years.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Aaron Imholte just said on his show tonight that Nick Rekieta took the Imholtes to a sex shop somewhere around St Cloud called "Pure Pleasure".

 

[Spaded Dave]

Obligatory "You faggots are now arguing over boiling eggs, Nick needs to do something funny"

 

[Bepis]

Aaron Imholte just said on his show tonight that Nick Rekieta took the Imholtes to a sex shop somewhere around St Cloud called "Pure Pleasure".

Googling around about that place out of curiosity, the original post is long gone but this was on Reddit. I wonder just why Nick was so keen to bring them to that specific store.



Archive
Link


Bing results seem to suggest it's popular with the gay crowd. Admittedly I'm not familiar with porn shops to know if that's just how they are or if Nick picked this one for being gay.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Yet to see the clip of what the insult is. Though I would wager it was Manic Nick trying to be funny and failing.

Or maybe it was what he did to Camelot - while in seething rage over Eric July, he insulted Camelot at the same time, comparing him to an imbred South Carolinian I think it was, IIRC.

It's possible he just carelessly insults all his friends for no good reason.

 

[AltisticRight]

This clip is making my blood fucking boil. What a psychotic skeleton.
He claims he killed a couple racoons with a knife and a hammer, does anyone believe this?

He claims the racoons were stealing cat food. Why is there cat food outside? Am I supposed to feel sorry for his cats having their food "stolen" by racoons when the feline menace is probably out there slaughtering endangered wildlife?

(Like this birb)

He's desperately trying to cope about the well being of his cats and even called the raccoons "illegal immigrants". Raccoons roamed the wilderness far before any human, let alone demented skeletons that wear balldos.
He's almost implying that he'd shoot illegal immigrants too. Wow, how funny. You're no better than North Koreans, nice joke there.
The "jokes" were fucking retarded.
>I didn't know your wife is Black
>Something about Eric July
>Something about injuns/natives

None of it registered. It's like listening to two old faggots try to make racist jokes, but in the end, they're just actual racists and they are the joke to everyone else.

Aaron Imholte just said on his show tonight that Nick Rekieta took the Imholtes to a sex shop somewhere around St Cloud called "Pure Pleasure".

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww


WHAT THE FUCK USED DILDO AND ANAL LUBE????/////?!!!11

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I wonder if Nick has a Reddit account if he is a dick sucking fudge packing faggot. That would be on brand for him.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Two comments in this thread raised suspicions about Nick's use of the recital as a reason to cancel yesterday's show. It was easily verifiable since there's only one dance school in the Wilmar area.

I want you to take a long hard time to think about how, in the forum that has doxed people from ice creams, doorknobs and other assorted random objects nobody has bothered to look up this lone, easily searchable church and check what the Rekieta's kids are doing there.

If you must, in a fairly creepy fashion, continue to look it up then do everyone a favor and only post about it if something uproariously funny happens.

I have no interest in Nick's children. I have an interest in holding him accountable.

Accountable to what and who? come on cycy, it's been a year and you still have not learned to calm down?

I'll see myself out.

Please do so permanently, otherwise woodchipper awaits.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X7tlL3Uoemg
This clip is making my blood fucking boil. What a psychotic skeleton.
He claims he killed a couple racoons with a knife and a hammer, does anyone believe this?

He claims the racoons were stealing cat food. Why is there cat food outside? Am I supposed to feel sorry for his cats having their food "stolen" by racoons when the feline menace is probably out there slaughtering endangered wildlife?
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(Like this birb)

He's desperately trying to cope about the well being of his cats and even called the raccoons "illegal immigrants". Raccoons roamed the wilderness far before any human, let alone demented skeletons that wear balldos.
He's almost implying that he'd shoot illegal immigrants too. Wow, how funny. You're no better than North Koreans, nice joke there.
The "jokes" were fucking retarded.
>I didn't know your wife is Black
>Something about Eric July
>Something about injuns/natives

None of it registered. It's like listening to two old faggots try to make racist jokes, but in the end, they're just actual racists and they are the joke to everyone else.

I can't believe those raccoons would want PET FOOD HE LEFT OUTSIDE HIS MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE. Holy shit. Keep your fucking cats inside then, dickhead.

 

[LemonParty]

I was just sort of shocked when @footballteam a couple pages up suggested nobody learns skills like this before they're married.

Is that really how it is these days? Because my dad taught me the tools and tool safety shit too when I was a kid. By the time I was 18 I knew how to cook and fix things. Not for attracting a mate or anything, it just seemed like a good idea to know how to cook things and how to fix things.

Just depends on the quality if your parents know how really.

I suspect we're the same age so this applies to us both. Remember when the marketing trend in potatoe chips, crackers, and other breads were "Fat Free" with the average consumer not knowing that it wasn't that fat but the carbs that were effecting people's waistlines. The same thing happened with diet soda.

For a lot of busy boomer consumer parents it just made sense to trust the marketing. After all that's what they were conditioned to do, coming from a generation with overall better food quality, and less chemical additives.

No one has an excuse now, even if your Mom wasn't that healthiest cook that's something you can figure out yourself with the Internet. After high-school I realized I was a touch overweight so I learned to cook with real raw ingredients and fixed that problem really quick. My Dad never could cook well but he taught me about repairing things and guns so no issue there.

 

[AltisticRight]

I can't believe those raccoons would want PET FOOD HE LEFT OUTSIDE HIS MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE. Holy shit. Keep your fucking cats inside then, dickhead.

>Racoons are intelligent
>They can open doors and taps for water
(This makes them smarter than the average toddler, or bigger toddlers who wear balldos and can't hard boil a fucking egg.)
>WHY ARE PEOPLE MAD AT ME FOR SADISTICALLY SNUFFING INTELLIGENT ANIMALS

This fucking retard. It's not rocket science. Humans connect to smarter critters, that's why people like corvids, squirrels and dolphins. They're smart, "just like us".
If you tell the average person that a pig can also do basic problem solving and have the intellect of a toddler, most wouldn't eat pork for a week. It's just human nature.

Obligatory "You faggots are now arguing over boiling eggs, Nick needs to do something funny"

It comes at no loss, look at the post above yours.
I wish you a million percent off used dildos, incle prude.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I propose this following symbiotic relationship.
Nick needed Drexel as a housenigger to fight off muh racisims and blackface ("so he hates darkies!") allegations.
Drexel needed Nick so he could get in the right circle to bang bored slags who weren't black.

I don't know about the latter, but it's has been speculated for years that he brought Drex back into his life because Nick felt he needed cover for the "Drexelface picture."

I mean, nobody here gave a shit about that picture (as you might expect) but he was up against #Metoo SJW types (KicVic) that were gonna try and make everything about that.

Nick, Drexel, and Kayla have a history going back to college as cheerleaders, and Nick and Drexel go back to 5th grade. Drexel was already in the lifestyle by the time Nick took that blackface picture. Drexel was even there for the picture and thought it was funny.

They appear to have remained in touch and Drexel even took them to a fight in 2014 (Drexel had already had a kid and broke his dick by that point):



Mix that with the stories they shared when Drexel first appeared onstream with Nick and it becomes apparent that they were still very much on friendly terms and not a lot changed. Easy to pick up whenever he left off with Drexel considering Drexel's just been going to the same "party" for two decades.

Drexel's subsequent visits to the Rekieta's (with or without his daughter) cement the association further. Then there's the grifting and, depending on what one believes about the implications of Drexel being approached by "someone closer than Nick thinks", lifestyle advice. It seems they had... a lot to offer each other as they approached midlife even past the "I'm friends with a black guy" card.

They behave more like accomplices than actual friends. Drexel has thrown Nick (and even Kayla somewhat) under the bus too often for that to be the case. No honor among grifters and all that.