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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 46 9.2%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 60 12.0%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 82 16.3%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 162 32.3%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 19 3.8%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 27 5.4%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 55 11.0%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 51 10.2%
  • Total voters
    502
Lou needs water for his medication? I thought he was taking pills for HRT of which he can substitute for literally any other liquid to drink with any sort of pill-based medication, I don't think insulin requires water at all since it's a needle-based medication though there's evidence Lou doesn't even take his Insulin. Also going to call bullshit on the flooding since Lou has been known to lie about problems with housing in the past and I see no reason to believe him this time.
 
Also to remind people, his basement should have no issues draining as it's not entirely underground. Just open the garage door, fatty.
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You can see the garage door on the left side of the second image. There is no flooding.

edit: I'll give him one thing though. That basement has got to be turbo musty. Even the realtor photos couldn't hide the mildew and mineral deposits on the wall.
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You "let" your mom take your nephew out? Were you not JUST complaining about no food no water abloo abloo?

And don't you ALWAYS bitch about never being invited out for food when they go out to eat?

I am in awe at the audacity of his latest antics.
 
General Disarray said:
Just to settle everything with PROOF and FACTS, I present the Zillow listing for his current abode:

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He is, once again, a lying liar who lies.
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It's not impossible for a sewer to back up... but it's highly unlikely. You're in the middle of a hurricane if that's happening.
Asian tech support said:
Also to remind people, his basement should have no issues draining as it's not entirely underground. Just open the garage door, fatty.
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You can see the garage door on the left side of the second image. There is no flooding.

edit: I'll give him one thing though. That basement has got to be turbo musty. Even the realtor photos couldn't hide the mildew and mineral deposits on the wall.
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The house is old, but as you said, unflooding the house should be easy enough.
General Disarray said:
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You "let" your mom take your nephew out? Were you not JUST complaining about no food no water abloo abloo?

And don't you ALWAYS bitch about never being invited out for food when they go out to eat?

I am in awe at the audacity of his latest antics.
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Guess he really doesn't need to take his meds then.
 
General Disarray said:
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You "let" your mom take your nephew out? Were you not JUST complaining about no food no water abloo abloo?

And don't you ALWAYS bitch about never being invited out for food when they go out to eat?

I am in awe at the audacity of his latest antics.
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Didn't Lou recently come out to his mom again? And his mom didn't particularly care because Lou has already come out to him at least twice before and has shown support for Lou in the past? A Ween even said that Lou pretends to be transgender to Denise on a Facebook status update and even then Denise told them that she didn't care about Lou being a tranny.
 
Spoonomancer said:
Didn't Lou recently come out to his mom again? And his mom didn't particularly care because Lou has already come out to him at least twice before and has shown support for Lou in the past? A Ween even said that Lou pretends to be transgender to Denise on a Facebook status update and even then Denise told them that she didn't care about Lou being a tranny.
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My new pet theory is that Denise thinks he's a retard. Oh you came out as trans for the fifth time? That's ok son. It'd explain a lot of things, the most obvious being that he's still tolerated at home.
 
General Disarray said:
If I had meds I absolutely had to take, I'd find a damn jar of pickles and drink the juice. [...] Like we don't already know he shovels his Splenda-spiked sauce right into his piehole.
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You make a good suggestion, here. He's got shelf-stable tomato smoothies right at hand.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
It's not impossible for a sewer to back up... but it's highly unlikely. You're in the middle of a hurricane if that's happening.
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In his defense it isn’t uncommon for people to experience sewer backup in a newly purchased used house. The sewer inspection in many areas doesn’t cover 100% of the sewer lines, and when a larger family moves in to a house occupied by fewer people in the past it’s not impossible for new issues to rear their head.

But it’s more likely he is lying.

And the whole “no water” thing is bullshit. It has zero to do with the sewer being backed up. You wouldn’t want to run extra water down the drain if he really had a backup, but you can totally put water into a glass ffs.
 
Aunt Carol said:
his diabetes.

The shorts aren't helping him pass, of course. he should pick up some plus-sized women's capri pants.
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For a fact, there are online clothing stores that cater to the "healthy at any size" population. Reasonably stylish clothes too. If he wants to order something that would help him pass as a overweight menopausal women with a hormone disorder in the privacy of his darkened hovel, he can. Lou has no fashion sense, no eye for aesthetics, because mental puzzle pieces. He barely crawls into the light from his C.H.U.D existence. Why dress to pass or just barely look presentable when when you are afraid of others even looking at you.

Ms. Louise should look into muumuus. Very slimming for his FUDA, and fat ass. King-Size_Homer.png
 
Drip Torch said:
If he wants to order something that would help him pass as a overweight menopausal women with a hormone disorder in the privacy of his darkened hovel, he can.
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If you are shopping for your chubby grandma, or trying to help a client with her spend-down, the term you want is "lounge dress" or "lounger." (The latter once you're on a clothing site, or you'll just get furniture.) "Lounge dress" is the modern term for "housedress," just like "rouge" is "blush" now.

Like you said, there is an entire industry catering to fat late-middle-aged women who carry their weight apple-style and mostly go to the grocery store and the doctor's. Buy them on Amazon, or off the shelf at Walmart.
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Lou should stop trying to reinvent the wheel. If he went to church like he said he was going to, after the service he could have asked any of his fellow over-the-hill Italian-American womens where they got that nice dress.
 
Iron Hamster said:
you have absolutely no say whatsoever fattz.
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Right like it’s very generous of the fat man with no money, no license, no car, no job, no custody to “let” his mom take neph out and celebrate her day. I’m sure we’ll see a post later complaining that they didn’t bring him anything back.
 
Aunt Carol said:
If you are shopping for your chubby grandma, or trying to help a client with her spend-down, the term you want is "lounge dress" or "lounger." (The latter once you're on a clothing site, or you'll just get furniture.) "Lounge dress" is the modern term for "housedress," just like "rouge" is "blush" now.

Like you said, there is an entire industry catering to fat late-middle-aged women who carry their weight apple-style and mostly go to the grocery store and the doctor's. Buy them on Amazon, or off the shelf at Walmart.
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Lou should stop trying to reinvent the wheel. If he went to church like he said he was going to, after the service he could have asked any of his fellow over-the-hill Italian-American womens where they got that nice dress.
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My fashion terminology stands corrected.
Lous's idea of femininity comes from fiction and porn, that was made for men. Learning the basics of how to dress as a woman wasn't and isn't part of the plan.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
I'm just imagining this 400 pound man shitting out from the second story window.

I can't stop laughing.
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At the very least he could just go into the backyard and whip it out if he has to urinate, which he can do because he has a penis because he’s a man and not a woman.
 
Norman B. Normal said:
At the very least he could just go into the backyard and whip it out if he has to urinate, which he can do because he has a penis because he’s a man and not a woman.
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But he'd have to WALK bro. That's too hard. The window is the ultimate vantage point. Just run a hose with culinary water up there, get grubhub to deliver to the bucket on the rope on the ground, and He literally never needs to leave his room
 
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