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When will Jack drop dead?

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10% off those roller taquitos for the assistant mop manager, baby.
Because I don’t think it’s been mentioned here, Jr no longer works at a gas station. He works in the warehouse of a non profit, soles4souls. https://soles4souls.org/
You donate your gently used shoes and they hand them out to trailer trash. His black friend Shawn got him the job. According to Jr he and his best friend run a warehouse. Their website says otherwise.
 

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So Jack's code does work with the Beginner Bundle, which makes sense since it's the package he's showing off, and that brings down the total cost of the bundle from a mind-boggling $2,700 to just $2,465. I don't brew my own beer but I know you can get complete beginner setups with buckets, tubes, airlocks, basic ingredients and all that for at most a couple hundred bucks, usually less. I guess it makes sense Jack is sponsoring a set of hideously expensive food-related equipment since he's lost all sense of perspective of how much money is actually worth, considering Tammy is his blank check to buy smokers and kitchen gadgets whenever he wants.

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So Jack's code does work with the Beginner Bundle, which makes sense since it's the package he's showing off, and that brings down the total cost of the bundle from a mind-boggling $2,700 to just $2,465. I don't brew my own beer but I know you can get complete beginner setups with buckets, tubes, airlocks, basic ingredients and all that for at most a couple hundred bucks, usually less. I guess it makes sense Jack is sponsoring a set of hideously expensive food-related equipment since he's lost all sense of perspective of how much money is actually worth, considering Tammy is his blank check to buy smokers and kitchen gadgets whenever he wants.

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Don't forget he's the moron that spent an eye-watering $2700 on the gimmick freeze dryer that now sits unused in his "livestream room" because he was convinced he could get others to buy the thing using his affiliate link or whatever and he'd make the money back. A savvy business man Jack is not. But of course, all he has to do is make a video or 2 featuring these purchases and mommy-wife will use it to commit tax fraud as a write off for "business expenses". Same with all the shit he eats on Jacking Off Ten Guys.
 
>My food is a vegetarian
Wow, how humorous and edgy, I'm sure this joke hasn't been made a billion times, along with feeding "vegan girls" with "my meat".
Is Jack like, 12?
Hurr durr derp for each hamburger you don't eat I'll eat a whole cow ACK ACK ACK.

Amazing Jagoff can make the most obnoxious vegan look better in comparison.
 
Because I don’t think it’s been mentioned here, Jr no longer works at a gas station. He works in the warehouse of a non profit, soles4souls. https://soles4souls.org/
You donate your gently used shoes and they hand them out to trailer trash.
Not even a shoe salesman, like Al Bundy: Jack Jr. is now an associate used shoe distributor.

There are some Internet weirdos who would love being in charge of an entire warehouse of used shoes. I'm kind of sad that Junior isn't a huge pervert; it feels like a missed opportunity.

This could still be a step above working nights at a convenience store, depending how he uses it. A man might work hard, network and worm himself into a higher place in the local charity scene, maybe offering to make some promotional videos that awe the aging board members. Or he could just coast along in the same kind of sinecure they offer to the developmentally delayed. I guess we'll just have to wait to find out.
 
Because I don’t think it’s been mentioned here, Jr no longer works at a gas station. He works in the warehouse of a non profit, soles4souls. https://soles4souls.org/
You donate your gently used shoes and they hand them out to trailer trash. His black friend Shawn got him the job. According to Jr he and his best friend run a warehouse. Their website says otherwise.

I remember someone finding out he was just a simple fork lift driver for the company. I'm not too sure if that rumor was true or not.
 
So Jack's code does work with the Beginner Bundle, which makes sense since it's the package he's showing off, and that brings down the total cost of the bundle from a mind-boggling $2,700 to just $2,465. I don't brew my own beer but I know you can get complete beginner setups with buckets, tubes, airlocks, basic ingredients and all that for at most a couple hundred bucks, usually less. I guess it makes sense Jack is sponsoring a set of hideously expensive food-related equipment since he's lost all sense of perspective of how much money is actually worth, considering Tammy is his blank check to buy smokers and kitchen gadgets whenever he wants.

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Spike brands itself as a "professional" beer setup. Meaning you could use this in a small brewpub. But if that's the case... why would you limit yourself to such a small system and why would you think that's it's anywhere near enough to have a business of sorts?

This is the kind of system that a brewpub uses:

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Large tanks, several of them going on at once, and an actual selection.

The Spike system is spiffy for the home brew market but that's where it stays and at over $2000 for it? Nope.

Hurr durr derp for each hamburger you don't eat I'll eat a whole cow ACK ACK ACK.

Amazing Jagoff can make the most obnoxious vegan look better in comparison.
And knowing how obnoxious vegans can get, that's impressive.

But then I'd probably rather spend time with a vegan than Fatty.
 
And knowing how obnoxious vegans can get, that's impressive.

But then I'd probably rather spend time with a vegan than Fatty.
I would love to see Jack interacting with a vegan. Either debate, or some kind of friendly challenge where they cook him a steak and he cooks them vegetables. It's a shame Jack's skin is paper-thin; that's the kind of thing that would drive up views to his cooking episodes.
 
So Jack's code does work with the Beginner Bundle, which makes sense since it's the package he's showing off, and that brings down the total cost of the bundle from a mind-boggling $2,700 to just $2,465. I don't brew my own beer but I know you can get complete beginner setups with buckets, tubes, airlocks, basic ingredients and all that for at most a couple hundred bucks, usually less. I guess it makes sense Jack is sponsoring a set of hideously expensive food-related equipment since he's lost all sense of perspective of how much money is actually worth, considering Tammy is his blank check to buy smokers and kitchen gadgets whenever he wants.

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Spike brands itself as a "professional" beer setup. Meaning you could use this in a small brewpub. But if that's the case... why would you limit yourself to such a small system and why would you think that's it's anywhere near enough to have a business of sorts?

This is the kind of system that a brewpub uses:

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Large tanks, several of them going on at once, and an actual selection.

The Spike system is spiffy for the home brew market but that's where it stays and at over $2000 for it? Nope.


And knowing how obnoxious vegans can get, that's impressive.

But then I'd probably rather spend time with a vegan than Fatty.
I own a few Spike products, conicals and their brew systems. They, as far as I know, are an American made product with custom welding, etc. They are a manufacturer that specializes in brewing equipment. The price is well worth the engineering, the equipment will outlast me and potentially future owners.

Yeah it is expensive up front but it ultimately saves a lot of time. You're paying for luxury and a more hands off experience. I don't know a single homebrewer/distiller that actually likes cleaning for beer specifically. At least with distilling you don't really need to keep everything as drink safe sanitary as a beer brewer.

That bundle is pretty good for that price. The Spike Solo is a mash and boil kettle with triclamp connections that allow you to pump straight from the kettle to the fermenter; no lifting 15 gallons of wort into fermenters. On top of that, I do believe that fermenter is pressure rated at 15 PSI which is nice because it allows you to brew something like a lager at warm temperatures (Means less energy cost to keep the beer cold). Not to mention, it is all stainless meaning clean up is a breeze. Less chances of micro scratches in plastic that house bacteria, etc. Whenever I brew I do heat sanitation effectively cutting out another expense of chemical sanitizers.

I've seen several successful brewerys flourish on small systems simply because it allowed the owners to have an easier revolving menu, limited test runs, etc. Not to mention it is easier to pay off equipment for a small scale brewery faster. In addition, brewerys are converting to gastropubs and brewpubs which means less demand for large amounts of beer. Obviously that changes when you want to get into distribution, but that is an entirely different business plan.

TLDR:
It's not a bad deal if you got the scrap for it. It's a buy it once investment.
 
I would love to see Jack interacting with a vegan. Either debate, or some kind of friendly challenge where they cook him a steak and he cooks them vegetables. It's a shame Jack's skin is paper-thin; that's the kind of thing that would drive up views to his cooking episodes.
I can just imagine someone trying to spoon a single bite of carrots into his mouth and Jack's grizzled, gray, half-crippled mouth pursing as best it can and him swinging his face side to side like a fucking toddler.
 
honestly so surreal to have been following jack long enough to watch Jack jr grow from a cute enough kid (who was clearly getting yelled at and pushed around by jack behind the scenes) to a fat wigger adult with no prospects. Poor kid never even had a chance, and is now bringing his wife down with him. Ahhh the circle of white trash life is honeslty more like a vortex. So hard to escape.
 
Tammy always sounds unpleasant and pissed off. It's her resting state.
I'm sure every stripmall in Los Angeles celebrated when the Scalfani's left.

Jack directing her like a puppet is honestly disturbing, he's done it before but this time he's really fucking annoying.

Jack style review, Rilly gud.

I continue to hate the fucking Carnivore larp, how the fuck are you going to review a restaurant when you won't eat 90% of what's on the menu?

"I can give us place an A."

Jesus, Junior is out massing Jack. Big dumb ayrab is no way to go through life.

I feel like no one ever told them scalfani boys that wearing a hat in a house is disrespectful. Which is funny because they don't know the meaning of respectful either.
 
It was even a nepo job offered to Jr too. Like literally handed to him. But Junior found it too tough to be crawling around dusty attics and ceiling spaces.
It's only hard if you are a weak and fat fuck who can't lift shit. In fact, I thought about doing HVAC after my first IT degree didn't pan out.
 
I would love to see Jack interacting with a vegan. Either debate, or some kind of friendly challenge where they cook him a steak and he cooks them vegetables. It's a shame Jack's skin is paper-thin; that's the kind of thing that would drive up views to his cooking episodes.
It would have been entertaining to watch five years ago. Now and days though he would just mumble together a couple of words in between the periods where he is just staring blankly at the vegan.
 
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