🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Turd Fergusson said:
I have a few questions from her last vlog:

1. Why is Amber taking Delta 8? I do not remember the reason she is taking the drug, on side effect is to increase appetite and hunger. Not something someone looking to go on a diet should be doing.
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Thc or even fake thc helps with pain. I bet her body is screaming for help and her only resource for managing whatevers going on with her is vitamin gummies or fake weed. Going to the doctors isnt on the table.
This may also be a rebrand but i can't see it. She swings back and forth too much from teen to adult from prude to sex kitten who has sexy sex for hours. I dont even know if she knows what shes doing.
Turd Fergusson said:
2. I do not remember her saying that she was vaping. It is news to me.
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She allegedly vapes. Or vaped. I bet she would take a hit from wifeys pen or something fruit flavored that has little to no nicotine in it. The kinds of things that kids get hooked on. I cant imagine her having something of her own and not showing it on camera.
Turd Fergusson said:
3. You might save leftover pizza for later, but who would eat leftover hamburger and fries? No one.
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Its performance based again. Bitch probably ate the rest of it like an hour later and called it a different mill. Like second breakfast and 11sies. Fucking overweight hobbit.

Shes just getting super old and her "guise im mentally stuck at 17"era isnt cute and its not getting her views.
Shes doing a shittier rebrand the last year or two than jojo siwa is, trying to show us all shes a rebel.
 
What I ate today calorie breakdown + lying


Five Guys:

cheeseburger w/mayo, onion, jalepeno - 1,095 cal
Reg. Cajun fries : 950 cal

five guys total: 2,045 cals

Grandmalynn’s:

Chicken salad (0.5 cup) - 300 cal
Fritos Scoops (20 chips) - 320 cal
Sprite mini - 90 cal

grandmalynn’s total: 710 cal

(Edit: Made a very conservative guess with this snack, she could have easily eaten much more)

Snack:

2 grape uncrustables - 420 cal

Total: 420 cal

Taco Bell:

Dorito taco - 170 cal
grilled cheese burrito w/fries - 840 cal
Cinnamon twists - 170

Taco Bell total: 1,180


WHOLE DAY TOTAL: 4,355 calories

Amber’s Estimated TDEE: 3,500

So if she was eating like this everyday there would be:

1.66 lb weight gain in 1 week
6.66 lb weight gain in 1 month
80 lb weight gain in 1 year


We all know this isn’t her “off-track” day but rather her “on-track” day as she obviously consumes more than she pretends to show. Also not counting her “binge” days which could easily be around 10k cals alone.

Also, bonus lie:

Claims to have ordered a bean burrito but actually ordered a grilled cheese burrito

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ENHANCE

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This is the packaging for the bean burrito she claimed she ordered

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Here’s the GRILLED CHEESE burrito she actually got (note foil wrapper)

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Note: 360 calorie difference in burrito she says she ordered and what she actually got, double the calories
 
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Cataloons said:
Not gonna lie, that's why I drink vodka and soda.
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Life hack - use diet soda. The diet soda will move through your stomach faster, allowing for more rapid absorption of alcohol by the body - the sugar in regular soda slows the process. aka: diet soda vodka mixes get you smashed faster.

Back on the topic of AL, she's still fat as fuck and nobody would sex her.
 
Even Zachary Michael is finding his "employer" boring. He's starting to cover Foodie Beauty more. (The video itself is a boring Q&A, but I love the title.)


Amber has NEVER been entertaining, apart from the changes in caretakers and continued weight gain...maybe. She even managed to make a cancer arc boring.
 
TrainWreckSpotter said:
Even Zachary Michael is finding his "employer" boring. He's starting to cover Foodie Beauty more. (The video itself is a boring Q&A, but I love the title.)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=h8NpZQlgkTI
Amber has NEVER been entertaining, apart from the changes in caretakers and continued weight gain...maybe. She even managed to make a cancer arc boring.
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If Zach stops covering Amber she will lose her shit and start DMing reactors, maybe even do some entertaining shit. Like, admit she doesn't wipe her own ass all the time (not just after her surgery) or some other disgusting things. She knows that gets clicks and people will react. Maybe we'll see something interesting.
 
Insulin reid said:
She allegedly vapes. Or vaped. I bet she would take a hit from wifeys pen or something fruit flavored that has little to no nicotine in it. The kinds of things that kids get hooked on. I cant imagine her having something of her own and not showing it on camera.

Its performance based again.
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Wipey smoked cigarettes too. I'm honestly surprised she didn't pick that up. Amber is the type of dumbass that would start smoking on her 30s, because she thinks its cool. I'm guessing that is why she vapes and drinks.
 
Alex is Shook has been trying to move away from her too, her 2 big reactors would actually damage her channel a lot. Amber hates to admit that she is somewhat beholden to them as well, their relationships are intertwined. Amber in Krystal era and Destiny era is pretty funny, she is just delusional but best Amber is Becky. I think its Becky's just carefree nature with the gaycare denizens that just worked so well. Honestly TLC could have turned that into a show because Eric and Ricky delivered some bangers. The pure narc ego of 2016-2020 pre cancer was amazing and Amber content cow wise in that period is so deeply nostalgic even the reactors like Michael B Petty and sarcastic potato (RIP). For me that era is like finding Chris' bday video on 4chan during college it is just pure cow but great.

I will say this Amber can turn it round more than Chantal though she is just done.
 
*Majel Barrett Voice*: "External sensors are detecting a spatial anomaly in the Amberverse..."

*** VLOG ALERT!! ***
YouTube: https://youtube.com/watch?v=-rhwvnJ1qAs
Invidious: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=-rhwvnJ1qAs
Archive: NOT WORTH THE SERVER SPACE

Plot Summary with Commentary!! When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was having a pretend last hurrah before her pretend new weight loss series (which will be unlikely to result in any weight loss). We watched our dainty gorl consume over 5000 4000 calories of highly processed and predigested food (don't worry, she says she didn't eat all of the fries). What's going on today? According to her last vlog, it's the start of the new Weight Loss (gain) Series! Are you excited?! Neither am I; TAKE US IN!!!!

(No, Amber, we DON'T need to talk...)

Hey guize!" Proper intro. Update, she's wearing the two new makeup items she just hauled. Amber of course recommends.

JUMPCUT!!! In the bathroom. BAD STORM!! Tornado watches! One popped up on her phone like an Amber alert! Twinkie and Wasabi fed off of her anxious energy and got worked up. She had no tornado shelter, so she had to hide in her bathroom (did you remember to check your shower for serial killers first, Ambo?).

Long story short (too late): nothing happened.

JUMPCUT!!! In the kitchen for SNACK-TIME!! Duke's Hot and Spicy Smoked Shorties (pepperoni thingies). Amber pretends she can't finish the entire bag in 3 days. Amber defends her social drinking (that she somehow did while being alone) and vaping.

JUMPCUT!!! In the living room for SNACK-TIME BONUS FOOTAGE!!! Skinny-POP popcorn. (And if anyone says Skinny-Pop for the Girlie-Pop I swear to the Prophets I will scatter your atoms across the galaxy with a quantum torpedo. DON'T fucking test me).

JUMPCUT!!! Fortnite footage where, just as I predicted, Amber puts her phone on a pile of books and is filming the screen at a terrible angle. Oh yeah, I totally can't wait for her half-assed attempt at video game streaming and failure, followed by Amber ranting about her audience expecting actual effort from her. Amber tells us that "Valentine" DOESN'T PLAY video games - but Amber TOTES DOESN'T WATCH REACTION CHANNELS OR READ HERE YOU GUIZE! But anyway, Amber told Valentine that Amber's already decided that yes, Valentine, you are GOING TO PLAY THIS GAME because Amber determines your preferences and interests, not you!. Okay, I'm not recapping Fortnite bullshit *SKIP*

JUMPCUT!!! In the closet - uh oh. This is always where she films when she's about to tell us off.... And .... yep, we're getting out asses chewed out. This time it's about Wasabi and her audience thinking that she neglects him. I really don't care *SKIP*

JUMPCUT!!! More food. Looks like Amber's going to cook some sort of beef and veggie stir fry. Stove on maximum heat action! Eating on camera for degen clicks.

JUMPCUT!!! More bullshit questions to stretch out this shitshow enough for mid-rolls!
1) Amber lived in AZ from 18-20, or 2009-2011
2) Amber DID say entry instead of entree. She's an idiot (her words)
3) Valentine isn't a gamer (but Amber already told Valentine that she has to be one)
4) Amber confirms that this shit she produces IS content, and is comparible to what her content has always been (TRUE - anyone relatively new to the Amberverse can check out 'Gorlworld Ireland' on YT and watch his retro reacts to the Becky era, or 'The Ankle' on YT and watch his reacts to the Krystle era for proof).
5) Amber would totally play Fortnite with Zach because she doesn't hold grudges (but LordyJordy can go fuck himself with a katana).

Amber's changed her mind on her weight loss series. She was going to vlog daily for 30 days, but realized that it's work realized that she always fails when she does it. Oh noes!!! Does that mean she bought the weight loss journal for NOTHING?! (of course she did).

But she is going to upload more often (until she gets enough coin for June's rent, then she'll fuck off again). Amber's filming style is the 'besties POV' situation type deal. Byee!!!!

TL;DR: Amber spends most of the video disputing everything being said by reaction channels (Valentine being a gamer, Wasabi being brushed, etc), while eating junk food. There was a tornado watch but nothing happened. More stupid questions answered that no one cares about. The new weight loss series has been canceled before it was even started.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
Alex is Shook has been trying to move away from her too, her 2 big reactors would actually damage her channel a lot. Amber hates to admit that she is somewhat beholden to them as well, their relationships are intertwined. Amber in Krystal era and Destiny era is pretty funny, she is just delusional but best Amber is Becky. I think its Becky's just carefree nature with the gaycare denizens that just worked so well. Honestly TLC could have turned that into a show because Eric and Ricky delivered some bangers. The pure narc ego of 2016-2020 pre cancer was amazing and Amber content cow wise in that period is so deeply nostalgic even the reactors like Michael B Petty and sarcastic potato (RIP). For me that era is like finding Chris' bday video on 4chan during college it is just pure cow but great.

I will say this Amber can turn it round more than Chantal though she is just done.
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Amber acted most like herself during the destiny and gaycare era. As crazy as it sounds, she spoke more complete sentences and didn’t say just say “so goood” and “girlypop!” Like a parrot. Everything wasn’t so curated and “polished” as she tries to seem now. She also shows the same 5-6 things over and over and her apartment seems so barren.
 
Mekahineyho said:
Amber acted most like herself during the destiny and gaycare era. As crazy as it sounds, she spoke more complete sentences and didn’t say just say “so goood” and “girlypop!” Like a parrot. Everything wasn’t so curated and “polished” as she tries to seem now. She also shows the same 5-6 things over and over and her apartment seems so barren.
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I noticed through some of the retro reacts that Amber was at her fake stupidest with the hand. She decided that pretending to be even dumber than she actually is, "how do you say pistachio!? Squealllllllllll", is somehow better to watch. It isn't. I'd pick her thinking she is queen bee of gaycare over her thinking the extreme helplessness of the Jade era is riviting. I hate only seeing the same 3 places, her saying the same 3 things and the reactors saying the same 3 things. We need a disease, a tornado, something.
 
"This primurrrrrr made it easier to put my foundation awn"

Is that not the fucking point of primer??

Edit so no double post: Remember when we thought the Wipey era was the absolute lowest of the low and that *anything* would be better than that shit? How foolish we were. So stupid. So blind.
 
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pippeyyy said:
I noticed through some of the retro reacts that Amber was at her fake stupidest with the hand. She decided that pretending to be even dumber than she actually is, "how do you say pistachio!? Squealllllllllll", is somehow better to watch. It isn't. I'd pick her thinking she is queen bee of gaycare over her thinking the extreme helplessness of the Jade era is riviting. I hate only seeing the same 3 places, her saying the same 3 things and the reactors saying the same 3 things. We need a disease, a tornado, something.
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It wasn't that she thought anyone wanted to watch her behave that way. She thinks being dumb makes her seem cute and funny, and she was desperate for Wipey Jade to love her.

Becky dumping her was a huge blow to her ego. She never loved Becky, never found her attractive. Becky was a mark. Right after Destiny dumped her, she needed someone to swoop in and drive her around, tell her she was pretty, and basically just be there. Once she secured Becky as a mark, Amber spent years paying Becky's way, which is why she thought she was "queen bee of the gaycare," because she kind of was. Her money allowed 3 people in the house to not work and the rent still got paid. She was able to hold her "generosity" over their heads all the time so no one could straight up tell her she was a big fat smelly cunt bleeding all over a mattress in the middle of the living room, even though it was painfully obvious that Rickie would have loved to.

But anyway, my point here is that after all that money and time, Becky dumped her like a sack of garbage, which I'm sure was never a slight possibility in Amber's mind. She paid for everything: the gaycare rent, the car, the move to the luxury villa, the constant eating out + constant groceries, all the tee-shirts and snap backs Becky could ever want, all while being just the cutest and daintiest corkiest gal around who never lied or manipulated or abused anyone ever like how could Becky do this to her?

Amber needed her follow up relationship to be the best relationship she'd ever had, not only in an attempt to show Becky that she fucked up, but to save her own ego. The extra squealing and extra ditzy baaaaay-buh shit with wipey was just her attempt to be The Cutest because it's all she knows how to do.
 
Clown Baby said:
But anyway, my point here is that after all that money and time, Becky dumped her like a sack of garbage, which I'm sure was never a slight possibility in Amber's mind. She paid for everything: the gaycare rent, the car, the move to the luxury villa, the constant eating out + constant groceries, all the tee-shirts and snap backs Becky could ever want, all while being just the cutest and daintiest corkiest gal around who never lied or manipulated or abused anyone ever like how could Becky do this to her?
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Becky jumped ship when the, cancer, hospital bills make them broke and Becky had to start "working".
Jade needed a roof and a new car, during her era, Hambo had the most consistent uploading ever, so she could pay the bills and Jade's new car.
wipey kept Hambo on a short leash until the car was paid and she saved enough for a new place.
She dumped the beast and celebrated her freedom.
 
Yep I believe the Jade was lying low theory whilst her court case played through. Amber was played though at her own game because Jade made her the mark and I think that is why she took such an narc injury for it. I agree completely with a previous poster too that Amber fell because she become so curated and whilst there is no definitive point when it happened I think it's the move to the Lexington apartment. Her delusion really thought people watched her for her and not her cast but the vlogmas that year was hilarious. Fucking buying Becky a blanket of images of herself and her ex, amazing! Amber is such a weird lolcow and I have seen her compared to DSP because both are so cluster B but sometimes the craziness of her ego makes her do some funny shit. The Lexington food vacation easily top 5, screaming in her car about Lexapro, making Becky drive to Cheesecake Factory for 2 hours at 3am. Toxic Lake!!!!!! I think it's why I get kinda sad with Amber because for so long she was so fucking funny only to fizzle out but that's the way, same happened with Chris.
 
I was reading another thread and this post of Amber's Aunt Tammy talking in a Livestream chat about how Amber and her mother interacted back in 2018 is telling now that they're living next door to each other.

Here is the post.

Now, if we believe Aunt Tammy, I can see Amber still behaving like this when Mom ignores her or does something she doesn't like. Fingers crossed one day Mom can tell her she's an adult and to go fuck herself.

All these women are just alike, just with different addictions.
 
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