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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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That ring is worthless, deal with it.
He can get it appraised to epically pwn everyone, but he won't. He knows it's rubbish.
 
BigFatSweatyMan said:
The TLDW is: :diddler: Mah diamond ring is worth a gorrilion pesos and Vickers ain't gettin it bish also if yew dun support meh then Vickers is gon destroy freezepeach and farvers rights

It's pretty telling that more of the video is about his gay ring than about his own son.
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It was never about Xander for either side. You have two retards that only care about the fact that they feel slighted by the other and now want to make one another suffer for it.
 
Truly Rural said:
That fucking ring has a real psychological function and actual real ego preserving purpose. That shitty little ring is the object on which he misdirected and projected on it actual values and principals he lacks in real life. Most people have things they live for, their families, their Deities, their values whatever they may be for each individual. He projected this purpose on a shitty little metal object.

If that ring could escape it would.
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I wonder when Ralph actually received this ring from his parents or Clyde and if you could track his downward spiral from that moment. Maybe the Ralphacurse wasn’t from the sonichu demon but from this accursed ring? IMG_1930.jpeg
 
Never seen a grown man this obsessed with a shitty ring you get out of coin dispenser and will rant about his legacy which he whole heartedly abandoned to be raised by other men. Twice.
 
jimmybags said:
I wonder when Ralph actually received this ring from his parents or Clyde and if you could track his downward spiral from that moment. Maybe the Ralphacurse wasn’t from the sonichu demon but from this accursed ring?View attachment 5965540
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He received it in early April of 2022 when he visited his uncle while on his way home after the bowling event. Also when he jiggled around in front of the Blaze offices while hooting and hollering as Nick Rekieta and Elijah Schaeffer recorded a podcast making fun of him (funnily enough, Ralph is tangentially responsible for Sidney Watson leaving that show and Schaeffer's career decline, so props to him for the W). Suffice to say, he was already deep in his spiral when he got the ring.

 
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jimmybags said:
I wonder when Ralph actually received this ring from his parents or Clyde and if you could track his downward spiral from that moment. Maybe the Ralphacurse wasn’t from the sonichu demon but from this accursed ring?View attachment 5965540
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IIRC after Killstream Kangpin 1 he took a route back to Richmond where he visited his uncle. It was his uncle that gifted EOR Paw Paw’s Mighty Rang, Thats all I remember though. Don’t remember any other details about why Uncle Ralph gave PPMR to EOR, though I do remember EOR saying he remembered Paw Paw wearing the ring and how it impressed him so.

AncientPhosphur said:
Never seen a grown man this obsessed with a shitty ring you get out of coin dispenser and will rant about his legacy which he whole heartedly abandoned to be raised by other men. Twice.
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His behavior with Rozy even before that tape confirming how much of an abusive piece of suit EOR is makes me laugh at his playing the victim. “MAH CHILLIN’ WUZ TAKEN FRUM ME AN’ AH CAIN’T SEE THEM! AN’ AH DIN’T DO NUFFIN’ TA DESERVE THIS HEIEYNUS TREATMENT!”
 
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Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
IIRC after Killstream Kangpin 1 he took a route back to Richmond where he visited his uncle. It was his uncle that gifted EOR Paw Paw’s Mighty Rang, Thats all I remember though. Don’t remember any other details about why Uncle Ralph gave PPMR to EOR, though I do remember EORsaying he remembered Paw Paw wearing the ring and how it impressed him so.
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Probably because the ring laid in the bottom of some old box since pawpaw died and Uncle Louis took one look at his nephew in the black cowboy hat and realized he would wear the ugly thing and think it was a very fancy rich person ring.

Everyone inherits stuff from family that they don’t like but it feels wrong to throw it away. Luckily ugly jewelry is really small so not a big deal to hang onto it for years until an opportunity like a Cousin Eddie presents hissself to pass along the heirloom too.
 
Pale Empress said:
He received it in early April of 2022 when he visited his uncle while on his way home after the bowling event. Also when he jiggled around in front of the Blaze offices while hooting and hollering as Nick Rekieta and Elijah Schaeffer recorded a podcast making fun of him (funnily enough, Ralph is tangentially responsible for Sidney Watson leaving that show and Schaeffer's career decline, so props to him for the W). Suffice to say, he was already deep in his spiral when he got the ring.

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Looking back on that is wild because Rekieta was entirely sober and healthy looking too while Ralph was completely pilled out and bloated. It was some high quality entertainment on Ralph’s part. A shame he’s stuck in a Mexican shack with the AC turned up to max just barely surviving.

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AncientPhosphur said:
A shame he’s stuck in a Mexican shack with the AC turned up to max just barely surviving.
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AC? :optimistic: Probably just a box fan or two. Guessing he fills his pockets (if they exist on his women's clothing) with dirt whenever he goes out on torta runs and is slowly converting his bathtub into a mud pit to wallow in.

New :lunacy: piss can conspiracy: He's taking the filled cans and stacking them along the walls of his room in a bid to increase thermal mass thus taking the room slightly longer to heat up.
 
The owner is gonna have to burn that shack when Ralph is finally gone. The walls will be permeated with the smells of hog sweat, cat shit and stale piss. I'm not sure how it's not infested with all manor of pests, rat and roach alike. There's no way anyone will want to live there ever again. They'd rather sleep in the dirty streets with the drunks and stray dogs then endure the aroma of the Ralph sty.
 
Damn it Ralph, in for a penny in for a pound. If you're going to suck up to Fuentes you might as well ramp it up. You already pal around with Vito so what difference does the Ali Akbar association make?
 
4090 Chad said:
“I’m fine on Rumble. Not trying to go back there”.

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I’m sure Ralph is totally content with his 2 view streams and dwindling pay pigs.

Actually Ralph is right… why would he want to stream on Cozy when he has the streaming powerhouse that is Robotstreamer anyway? :story:
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His paypigs in his chat make the argument that he has more viewers on his X broadcasts but it's extremely doubtful that those numbers aren't being botted.
 
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