Resident toughguy troon Anthony Cancelliere already has that gimmick. I was going to post the wrestling promo he cut after finding out about his thread, but the original archive from the thread is gone is gone. Hopefully there is another in there somewhere because it was comedy gold and my local copy died with an HD. At least I finally setup a raid array for my lolcow materials.
...he has never lied, child.
That he's FAT! He's a FAT son of a bitch. He may be the fattest man who ever lived. As a fat man!
Pat should had been a economist, he'd making millions and giving speeches at the WEF if he was one:
The close-up headshot gave me weird deja vu for the point-and-click 'classic' Darkseed 2. Pat and that game's main character, Mike Dawson, have a lot in common: they're both failed writers who got cucked and constantly say the same things over and over again.
"No, chil- I mean, Your Honor, I cannot show you my sales figures. The lying children at the publishers misrepresent how many books I've sold. They need to enjoy prison."
Nearly thirty years later Paul is still a joke. Patrick can only hope for such longevity on the internet. Obviously Yales economy courses were garbage.
