💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The Feline Solution said:
Still in my Top 10 of Pat Happenings. You had people who have never even heard of Our Special Boy before clowning on him for days if not weeks. Some atalker brought it up months later to some bystander who had an exchange with Pat only for them to go "HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT GUY?!" :story: Ah, stalker child memories! :story:
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I was talking to my normie friend the other day about Fatrick and trying to share some of his funny happenings, when I got to the Ukraine balloon story he was like "WAIT I'VE HEARD OF THAT LOSER LMAO!"

Brought a smile to my face that Pat is so retarded even normal people are starting to hear about him
 
What would Fatrick know about quality weapons? He unironically owns a PS90 and left the coompliant 16" barrel on it. I know he lives in a state where losers who actually demand to see tax stamps live, but still. His giant gravitational orbit created by his fat is a scarier weapon than his overpriced gimmick cartridge dispenser is.
 
WASR96 said:
What would Fatrick know about quality weapons? He unironically owns a PS90 and left the coompliant 16" barrel on it. I know he lives in a state where losers who actually demand to see tax stamps live, but still. His giant gravitational orbit created by his fat is a scarier weapon than his overpriced gimmick cartridge dispenser is.
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Don't forget his Glock in fawty SW, the premier cartridge for limp wristed retards.
 
Shoot:
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Chaser:
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WASR96 said:
What would Fatrick know about quality weapons? He unironically owns a PS90 and left the coompliant 16" barrel on it. I know he lives in a state where losers who actually demand to see tax stamps live, but still. His giant gravitational orbit created by his fat is a scarier weapon than his overpriced gimmick cartridge dispenser is.
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Surely he would render any firearm useless anyway?

Even a fifty caliber would struggle to break the gravitational pull of fatrick’s core mass.
 
FinnSven said:
Surely he would render any firearm useless anyway?

Even a fifty caliber would struggle to break the gravitational pull of fatrick’s core mass.
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Nah Pat's so fat that you can treat the mass of the bullet as negligible, implying that the velocity of the bullet only needs to be greater than escape velocity. A 16 inch barrel is exactly the right choice, gives the bullet more of a chance with the inverse square rule and all.
 
MajinGoku said:
What are the odds of fatrick trooning out
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It would be funny as fuck but would never happen, he's far too invested in his "Big strong tough guy that will spoonfeed you your teeth" delusions. The only descriptor of that he actually fits is "guy" and that'll be hard to keep it he cuts his faucet cock off.
 
TerminalTryHard said:
Don't forget his Glock in fawty SW, the premier cartridge for limp wristed retards.
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Let’s give credit where credit is due, as far as I know he’s never complained about “mental anguish and PTSD” from firing his shit guns (at the range or at random niggers).

Then again he’s fat enough that he could probably fire a 200mm artillery shell with no noticeable recoil.

internet friend said:
The only descriptor of that he actually fits is "guy" and that'll be hard to keep it he cuts his faucet cock off.
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This is why the Jessica bit doesn’t work as well as it could, he clearly is Patricia, the Pooner, trying to dude his way into a really tough manly man.
 
Vecr said:
Nah Pat's so fat that you can treat the mass of the bullet as negligible, implying that the velocity of the bullet only needs to be greater than escape velocity. A 16 inch barrel is exactly the right choice, gives the bullet more of a chance with the inverse square rule and all.
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But what is the escape velocity from someone as intensely fat as Rick? It has to be at least a million miles a second of acceleration. Because he's EXTREMELY fat.
 
The I Scream Man said:
I doubt he would but I can see him thinking about it seriously if he's in real financial trouble, he's the most base and craven sort of grifter
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He’s the worst sort of grifter - he doesn’t even really try to grift.

I suspect because he knows just how ass embarrassing it would be to raise $3.69 for whatever he was trying to do
 
GamerGateSurvivor said:
I'm kinda torn here. On one hand, I hate Karen shit like this. But on the other hand, Fat Rick did bring this on himself.
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It would totally be Karen shit, but Fatrick’s response, and the fact that we know he has to unblock and reblock her in order for this interaction to even happen 100% justifies her.
 
AnOminous said:
He is literally too dumb (and fat) to understand that his own shockingly bizarre behavior is something every normal person views as strange.
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He really is, it's all part of his constant fight with objective reality. I've said it many thousand of times before ITT, his delusions are extremely pronounced. I would love to a) know what caused Rick to be like Rick and b) what this motherfucker sees when he looks into a mirror. The most mysterious pig.
 
Judge Holden said:
I didnt say I want to rape Fatrick (aside from those times I did), I said I wanted to give him a Clearfield Pennsylvania style Buttfuck. I.e. fuck him violently in the ass while slapping his bitchtits like meat bongos until his mind breaks and he falls madly in love with me, after which I string him along for a few weeks before abruptly dumping him for a fatter gayer man to break his heart.


*Kicks down door of the Wendys where the 80s villain is plotting his evil plan*
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ILL HAVE DIES WITH THAT
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MCRIB!!!
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Tbf rape is the mildest punishment Fat deserves
 
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