💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
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Montagraph clip made me mati for some reason. I want reality to punch Nick in the face. Wake up retard, you're shitting yourself.
 
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His obsession with the story of Esther is unhinged. He bring up Emmitt Till in reference to Haman planning to lynch Mordechi (he calls him Malachi). He sexualizes Esther and the things she goes through. I can understand why his Church excommunicated him, it’s not just that he doesn’t hold the beliefs, but he has no respect for any of the stories or morals of the Bible.

He also sucks as a comedian. The funniest books are minor judges and the story of Jonah and the Whale (and the Pumpkin).
 
I cut down the 33 minute May 1st rant into a more digestable 4 minute clip. I think it contains all the important parts and is just as coherent as the full rant.


*edit. small change
 
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Nate Higgers said:
Only now, the current speculation (I know you read this thread Aaron, so I’ll be charitable) is that she’s been separated from him and it’s possibly because the show and his attitude towards her vs his attitude towards the show drove a wedge in their marriage. The current speculation is maybe she’s not as dumb/meth-addled as she seemed and she’s starting to realize she has hitched her wagon to a sinking ship.
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this would line up well with the theory that she is now trying to dump aaron for rekeita
he does have the luxury mansion and trust fund after all, so it'd probably be a big step up from whatever aaron has going for himself
 
Peace Through Power said:
I cut down the 33 minute May 1st rant into a more digestable 4 minute clip. I think it contains all the important parts and is just as coherent as the full rant.

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I feel like having Viic or Ty Beard in the “Damnit Nick…” shirt when Nick says you lost the lawsuit is the only thing that could make this better. It’s great though, the ceiling cat is great.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
Doubly so since retardieta outputs his camera video at 720p (as I've mentioned before) according to his former editor.
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very few people output at 1080p, even Mr.Beast rarely does IIRC and even then its at such a shitty bitrate.
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Amateur Mersh Lookalike Patrick Melton (NobodyLovesOnions
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this guy literally invented the podcast network and membership clubs for listening to someone talk, as well as donating through paypal and ad reads including promo codes and he's now known as the Amateur Mersh lookalike, might as well call Josh Moon the zoomer Patrick Melton.
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
this guy literally invented the podcast network and membership clubs for listening to someone talk, as well as donating through paypal and ad reads including promo codes and he's now known as the Amateur Mersh lookalike, might as well call Josh Moon the zoomer Patrick Melton.
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Honestly I was just talking shit, I did hear him say on one stream VOD that he said he supposedly told Marc Maron what equipment to buy to get started in podcasting though, so that tracks.

Also I think Jewsh is in the “elder millennial” demographic rather than zoomer, I only know because he said on a recent MATI that he’s 31 or something
 
elb said:
Clips from the stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KPx1eOqgYdQhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=JwmVDufENzUhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=GDvLvAPHWnghttps://youtube.com/watch?v=kmRCqGayUh0https://youtube.com/watch?v=kO9a1LihDeghttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Z71QR_ipu44https://youtube.com/watch?v=KDvfppflOQQhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Ir6gclMHzx0
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
His obsession with the story of Esther is unhinged. He bring up Emmitt Till in reference to Haman planning to lynch Mordechi (he calls him Malachi). He sexualizes Esther and the things she goes through. I can understand why his Church excommunicated him, it’s not just that he doesn’t hold the beliefs, but he has no respect for any of the stories or morals of the Bible.

He also sucks as a comedian. The funniest books are minor judges and the story of Jonah and the Whale (and the Pumpkin).
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Nick got almost all of the story of the Passion and Esther wrong... It would be easier to explain what he got right rather than wrong:

Names, the death of Christ, crown of thorns, an edict for genocide, a thwarted assassination, gallows, and a plea for mercy. That is about it.

Nick's heresy canon is shaping up nicely...
 
Mr.Bucket said:
It's a sony of some description. A DSLR *I think*. I remember it requiring an overpriced dongle to plug in instead of using batteries. He bought the wrong dongle (because sony loves proprietary everything for everything) so his camera would randomly die at least once a stream until a paypig bought him the right one.
And yes, I know those types of cameras aren't normally used for full-time video. Which makes it even more retarded that Rekieta uses it as such.

And also that he outputs it at 720p so it looks like absolute horseshit. A $100 Logitech webcam looks 20x better.
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If he bought a $6000 Sony camcorder for his dumb streams, then he's an absolute fucking retard. I really doubt it, the camera would be 6k and other parts to make it work properly would be 10k.
Let alone the TRIPOD required to hold all this heavy fancy shit.
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🍺:really:Expensive must mean quality, incel prude.


Anyone who wants decent video quality should just go buy a last-generation consumer camera which is focused on video, around $2k at most for everything to make it work. There's hardly a difference between the three big brands.

Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
I have attempted this with the Rekieta OP (still pending replacement, but Joshy is a busy boi).
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There are two threads in the queue for replacement, neither touched yet.
 
AltisticRight said:
Expensive must mean quality, incel prude.
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Guarantee he buys the $100 Monster-brand HDMI cables.

Also his MINI FRIDGE is cheap shit with an Xbox logo on it. You'd think he'd do better.

AltisticRight said:
here are two threads in the queue for replacement, neither touched yet.
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He's probably watching Amberlynn videos. He'll be busy for a while.
 
Truly Rural said:
Wakes up at 7 am, needs a nap at noon to make it to 1 PM so he can FINALLY sleep. This dude can't stay awake for 6 straight hours during normal working/school hours. This dude has to take a nap during the time normal working people take a lunch break and continue working til 4 or 5 pm.
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Nicolás Rekietez Balldoñez needs to take a siesta. Low energy and sad!

Goddamn, I feel racist just writing that, even the laziest taco muncher has more work ethic than this faggot.
AltisticRight said:
If he bought a $6000 Sony camcorder for his dumb streams, then he's an absolute fucking retard. I really doubt it, the camera would be 6k and other parts to make it work properly would be 10k.
Let alone the TRIPOD required to hold all this heavy fancy shit.
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He believes expensive = good so is the perfect mark for salesmen. Everything from his choice in lawyers to cars to whiskey to tripods to refrigerators is expensive and overpriced, and no doubt he can't even appreciate it because he's too drunk and retarded to do so.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Nick got almost all of the story of the Passion and Esther wrong... It would be easier to explain what he got right rather than wrong:

Names, the death of Christ, crown of thorns, an edict for genocide, a thwarted assassination, gallows, and a plea for mercy. That is about it.

Nick's heresy canon is shaping up nicely...
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He’s not heretical. He’s actually straight into blasphemy. He has a 9 year olds understanding of Christianity mixed with a 15 year-olds atheist phase and the English degree of someone who wasted their college experience. He reminds me of YouTube atheists bring up Elisha getting saved from lunch time rowdies by bears.

Nick is anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is. His education as a lawyer saves him from sounding like a total retard, sometimes. Nick is not intelligent, he’s educated and I don’t think he ever saw great value in his education.
 
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