💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Creative Username said:
This is completely infeasible with our current understanding of materials science. Even making a floor that holds up Pat is terribly difficult, because even the strongest concrete known to man will turn into a fine powder (including even the steel rebar) if he fatly falls onto it.
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I do wonder what would happen if one were to shoot him?

Would the bullet cause like a crater in his wobbly flab, then lose all power and fall harmlessly?
Or would it penetrate his skin but become lost and eventually absorbed into his blubber?

Would they have to be dug out as they form abscesses? Would his body push them back out?
Is his diet so full of toxins that the lead and other metals in the bullet simply be absorbed into his system and later excreted?
Due to his remarkably high tolerance to consume things that no human normally could?
(See his beef Wellington for an example)
 
Creative Username said:
This is completely infeasible with our current understanding of materials science. Even making a floor that holds up Pat is terribly difficult, because even the strongest concrete known to man will turn into a fine powder (including even the steel rebar) if he fatly falls onto it.
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Larry Niven heard about Fatrick and made up scrith
 
An automatic clown said:
Quasi, or whoever owns Owen Forems has added an announcement at the top
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would be funny to be ghosted by SFWA to pay patty's court costs, and then for them to agree to fund more dumb lawsuits he will lose.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
There is engineering and then there is miracle work. No building could withstand the mass if Fatrick and Lindasy Ellis. Just can't be done.
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I really did not need the image of Pat mud wrestling with Lindsay fucking Ellis in my head.
Thats gonna take a while to burn out.
 
Lawsuits aren't what they used to be.

They're far, far more frivolous, and often result in being forced to pay tens of thousands of dollars. Which means suing anyone who speaks ill of you online as is more important than ever.
 
grapeshark77 said:
Oh, here we go. Hoping he goes full Sessler when he starts drinking. Also nice "Nadar".

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Fuck GodBear for making me even in the slightest defend Fatrick but....This is not an unfair take imo.
Electing Dubya was one of the worst mistakes Americans ever made. Firmly convinced 9/11 would not have happened, and your subsequent loss of freedom and privacy because of it that came under the Bush administration either.
 
Magical Negro said:
I thought that complex thought was a requirement to be considered a non-impaired member of our species, Homo Sapiens. If that is the case, then either Pat is not a member of our species and is indeed some type of degenerative subspecies of Homo Sapiens, something akin to Homo Sapiens Suis, or he is indeed fundamentally mentally impaired in some fashion.
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As has been discussed many times in this thread - Pat is almost certainly the result of illegal pig/human hybrid experimentation. Not only does this explain his appearance but also why his brain doesn't function at fully human level. Scientists have been working to get to the bottom of his origins but have yet to fully understand how such an abomination has come to be.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
What the fuck is the point of the president if he can't control the foreign policy?
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You don't understand, we're supposed to be like Europe where parliament controls fucking everything and does nothing. At least Dubya made a choice that a executive would make, unlike a prime minister that's a puppet.
 
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