Fuck my ass I drunkenly read this as "im divided on pat getting banned from the pentagon" and now I cant get the mental image out my head of the CIA and top military brass frantically trying to repel fat from the building by throwing paint balloons at him out the windows
Oh please God in heaven let this unintentional stress test of X’s block system degrade something to the point Elon is notified and he forces fats to unblock everyone and not block for 24 hours.
Now I kinda wish for a fatso/tansmanian FBIdiot crossover.
With the retard shit he's made up about her, she might just be able to beat him to the courthouse door and get some of those sweet, sweet Robinson in-law bucks.
On the fifth day of Christmas Fatrick gave to me:
Remember that Patrick was acting like a smug asshole online for a decade before the funsters found him. It was only a matter of time before he met bigger assholes than him. Norm/11 and this collision between an unstoppable farce and an immovable blobject were inevitable.
Is he saying that Honey Badger sending his wife's beefers is sexual harassment?
He must be miserable without people texting him all the time. He needs the interaction.
Not harassment at all. He's into things, child.
The best hitmen always tweet at their targets.
They Zoom call their targets, and make a T-pose at them, saying "I'm coming to get you RIGHT NOW!" Then they laugh like Satan.
Calling any writer Chuck Wendig-tier is probably the worst insult you could use on them. He's the guy who wrote what's regarded as the worst set of (adult) novels in all of Star Wars, and he only got that gig by sucking Kathleen Kennedy and Pablo Hidalgo's clits on twitter.EDIT: he is now stalker-childing her replies despite having her blocked to NOCHILD people who say hes a shit author
Second worst. First is Fat Rick-tier.
Chuck is in the “successful but horrible” tier - fats is in the entirely different class of “actually published but horrible and unsuccessful” which is slightly above “self published shit” - most of the time.
