Hello from page 1195. This is the perfect thread. It's like a good book you don't want to end, but this time it actually cannot end because just like Patrick and supposedly the universe, this thread just keeps expanding faster and faster, perpetually at an acceleraing rate. None of us will ever see the end of it.
No spoilers please, but I really hope Patrick gets the Chalice of Retribution for the Lizard King. It's like he doesn't even remember the quest he was given. Who knows what powers the chalice holds? Then again if I were the Lizard King, I'd have Pat hunting for the Girder of Fatherly Duties & Weight Loss instead, but I am no Lizard King, I am just a humble child waiting quietly for my imprisonment.
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