💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
He seems super thrilled about both the topic(s) and streaming on a Monday.
No "witty" remark about his appearance either.

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Hey now, that pubic hair covered blob came in 97th in a puzzle building contest for the elderly and disabled, you show some respect.
Was...was this a gag or something? Or does he just really enjoy puzzles? 🧩
 
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Hey now, that pubic hair covered blob came in 97th in a puzzle building contest for the elderly and disabled, you show some respect.
I bet Joshua Conner Moon turned their effort into a 3-hour-long seethe session on MATI.
Oh wait, he didn't.
Oh wait, they took nearly that long to complete the puzzle in the first place.

Shameful. They should stick to what they're good at, crying about Maddox for the trillionth time and making women weighing more than an urn FATTT jokes. So funny and original.
 
The thing with Kayla is kind of like how Nick portrayed himself as the chad dad, relatable to the blue collar everyman type. He represented Kayla as wholesome & grounded.

For example, he used to almost brag about how she didn’t often wear make-up & was super low maintenance. That’s how she had time for all the kids & taking care of the house. She didn’t waste time on beauty crap or shopping for the latest fashions.

For an average guy listening to Nick, sick of self obsessed, attention seeking thots it was refreshing to know that such women existed. As with Nick, the signs were there all along, the tattoos, the nose ring, & personally, I found her too dumb, boring & obnoxious-voiced to listen to (she flew under the radar how Drex did, because when he was on it was generally a skip) but for Nick, she seemed a good wife.

Then there was the Mandy thirst, the wine aunts, the wrecked body talk & bam, Kayla is a whole different person than she’d been portrayed as. It is very unsettling to see such a drastic change in a relatively short period of time.

Also, after so many kids, a breast lift or whatever they do, ok, but the more weight she looses the more ridiculous those fake tits look, & don’t match her frame.
 
The thing with Kayla is kind of like how Nick portrayed himself as the chad dad, relatable to the blue collar everyman type. He represented Kayla as wholesome & grounded.

For example, he used to almost brag about how she didn’t often wear make-up & was super low maintenance. That’s how she had time for all the kids & taking care of the house. She didn’t waste time on beauty crap or shopping for the latest fashions.

For an average guy listening to Nick, sick of self obsessed, attention seeking thots it was refreshing to know that such women existed. As with Nick, the signs were there all along, the tattoos, the nose ring, & personally, I found her too dumb, boring & obnoxious-voiced to listen to (she flew under the radar how Drex did, because when he was on it was generally a skip) but for Nick, she seemed a good wife.

Then there was the Mandy thirst, the wine aunts, the wrecked body talk & bam, Kayla is a whole different person than she’d been portrayed as. It is very unsettling to see such a drastic change in a relatively short period of time.

Also, after so many kids, a breast lift or whatever they do, ok, but the more weight she looses the more ridiculous those fake tits look, & don’t match her frame.
It's just one big long PSA on why parasocial relationships with streamers are a mistake. I think people fooled themselves into believing that streamers/internet personalities were somehow more honest than say, celebrities, due to the perceived lack of prestige/exclusivity with streaming vs elite entertainment. The same ability to only selectively portray their life applies to anyone on the internet just as much as big celebrities. It's the increasing hunger for attention and the battle against becoming irrelevant (as their niches become outdated, and they subsequently refuse to learn a new trick), that makes people like Nick go mask off eventually.
 
jfc if you are all 20 somethings you don't understand collagen deficiency 40+ also she has been pregnant with nearly half a dozen spawn so her shedding weight as a menopausal woman is normal please throw peanuts where it counts

a lot of fats on the internet - if you hate rackets have some compassion for his wife
Newfag baselessly speculating on KF demographics.

Protip: many, many kiwis are in their 30-40s, married, with kids.
 
Gov. Abbott Stands Up to Biden Title IX, 2nd Amendment is More Than Guns, More?

  • Opening
    • Nights are "settling down", everything getting under control; Nick likes to "talk through problems"
    • topic preview; first whiskey gets poured; child at the door
    • The midshow break will be shorter tonight
    • can't do the Karen Read trial right now; plans to do shows with Joe, Dani Ahn, Lead Attorney, Drex
    • chats, reading a lot of unpaid ones; Trump talk
    • Crowder subathon, "not really streaming" according to Nick, his favorite gimmick was dressing up as an e-girl
    • Nick likes covering elections because it's funny, but won't get deep into the issues
    • second whiskey (31m)
    • Richardoteam again, says that Nick "fucks his drugged up wife on breaks"; Nick:"I wish I was that cool"; gay talk
  • Title IX (~35m)
    • article reading, comedy, some relatively coherent legal commentary; viewer asks for fat shaming
    • third whiskey (~47m)
    • more chats; Nick saw his dad the other day
    • chat:"How hard is it to change the schedule?" -- "You're not a homeschooler of five children... it's fucking near impossible!"
    • third whiskey gone; Rumble flip (~1h10m)
    • "taking a literal 4 minute break"; 8 minutes
    • "I think they're not all trans, some of them just use gender identity"; ruining women's sports is funny; women's sports are a fiction; should embrace femininity by wearing tiny shorts
    • fourth whiskey (~1h37m)
    • "evolutionary biology"; Nick explains the greater male variability hypothesis
    • complains about group showers
    • "Of course I call people what they want to be called"; "Pronouns are stupid"
    • Midwesterners are fat and all look the same gender; the problem with Minnesota swinger communities is that you don't know if you're banging the wife or the husband
    • Moving from Texas to Minnesota was traumatic for Nick
    • Nick wouldn't want to move to a city
    • Nick's kids don't have to deal with getting shot,stabbed or beaten, but Nick would have if he had stayed on the mean streets of Houston; he would have gone to Eisenhower High School (~1h57m)
    • Dad worked for Control Data and left with Steve Cray when he opened up Cray [According to Wikipedia that would have been 1972]; Dad worked for Cray for 35 years as a "software analyst or engineer... a troubleshooting guy", survived all the layoffs; changes in corporate America
  • Second Amendment article (2h7m)
    • sounds drunk now
    • fifth whiskey (2h10m)
    • minute long break, not door-related (2h36)
    • bull and snack tray joke
    • He's healthy, schedule settling down, there will be a show tomorrow

It's become pretty obvious over the last few shows that he currently isn't on whatever he was taking in March. He's a lot more focused and coherent and has cut down on the gay handwaving and exaggerated facial expressions. At the same time, his alcohol consumption has gone up from 2-3 to 5-6 drinks in a three hour window. This affects him remarkably little except for mild slurring and general slowdown late in the show.
 
a lot of fats on the internet - if you hate rackets have some compassion for his wife
Why would I have any compassion for the woman who lays around in a pill-induced stupor watching Star Trek reruns instead of raising her kids/getting them out the house and away from their degenerate alcoholic sex pest of a father?
Even with her recent weight loss, she looks fine.

If she were to lose more weight, then there may be a problem.
If Our Wife had always looked the way she does in the recent photos you might have a point, she still wouldn't be my type but horses for courses.

The issue is the dramatic change in her appearance in a relatively short period of time. I'm not a woman. or even a man pretending to be one, but I'm pretty sure menopause doesn't make you instantly drop a ton of weight and turn your face into Bruce Campbell in Escape From LA, so it's obvious whatever she's done to herself isn't natural.

She also looks completely fucking manic, which is a bigger concern than any of the physical changes because it increases the odds there are zero competent parents in a house with half a dozen kids.
 
Newfag baselessly speculating on KF demographics.

Protip: many, many kiwis are in their 30-40s, married, with kids.
Or are like that old british dude who does 3+ paragraph posts bragging on his kids on the regular.
Why would I have any compassion for the woman who lays around in a pill-induced stupor watching Star Trek reruns instead of raising her kids/getting them out the house and away from their degenerate alcoholic sex pest of a father?

If Our Wife had always looked the way she does in the recent photos you might have a point, she still wouldn't be my type but horses for courses.

The issue is the dramatic change in her appearance in a relatively short period of time. I'm not a woman. or even a man pretending to be one, but I'm pretty sure menopause doesn't make you instantly drop a ton of weight and turn your face into Bruce Campbell in Escape From LA, so it's obvious whatever she's done to herself isn't natural.

She also looks completely fucking manic, which is a bigger concern than any of the physical changes because it increases the odds there are zero competent parents in a house with half a dozen kids.
Isn't she around the same age as Rekieta? That'd put her in the early 40's at the youngest. It's not menopause unless she's some medical outlier.
The simps saying "she looks good for someone who is in their late 40's" aren't doing their case any favors when they're over half a decade off on her age.
 
Isn't she around the same age as Rekieta? That'd put her in the early 40's at the youngest. It's not menopause unless she's some medical outlier.
Yeah I think you're right, I only brought up the menopause because someone else was using it as an excuse for why Our Wife is going skelly mode.
 
It's the increasing hunger for attention and the battle against becoming irrelevant (as their niches become outdated, and they subsequently refuse to learn a new trick), that makes people like Nick go mask off eventually.
:null:🚔>can't teach an old dog new tricks
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Or are like that old british dude who does 3+ paragraph posts bragging on his kids on the regular.
Fuck me.
Why would anyone want to talk about their wife and kids online?
The less people know the fucking better.
His camera costs $6000:
Well when he has to pivot to having Jack Murphy over to eat the cum out of his wife with him for money. At least the videos will be 4K HD.
 
according to Nick, his favorite gimmick was dressing up as an e-girl
Uhh this explains a lot. I’m not saying Nick will definitely troon out, but the possibility it significantly greater than zero. But it’s possible I just don’t get that it’s FUNNY and WEIRD to cross dress.

ruining women's sports is funny; women's sports are a fiction; should embrace femininity by wearing tiny shorts
He’s really loving the misogyny lately. All he needed was a fat women joke and he would have used up all his non practicing comedia: material.

He's healthy, schedule settling down, there will be a show tomorrow
Healthy /= looking like a reanimated skeleton.

STMS guy is flying very close to the sun between this and his wisecrack about not turning up to traffic court yesterday. Shower texts at midnight will come if he’s not careful.
 
If Our Wife had always looked the way she does in the recent photos you might have a point, she still wouldn't be my type but horses for courses.

The issue is the dramatic change in her appearance in a relatively short period of time. I'm not a woman. or even a man pretending to be one, but I'm pretty sure menopause doesn't make you instantly drop a ton of weight and turn your face into Bruce Campbell in Escape From LA, so it's obvious whatever she's done to herself isn't natural.

She also looks completely fucking manic, which is a bigger concern than any of the physical changes because it increases the odds there are zero competent parents in a house with half a dozen kids.
I agree that what you have raised are things to be concerned about and why one would feel that things are only going to get worse for Kayla.

However my comments were limited to how she looks in the last few months/now.
 
So, Aaron doesn't come over for swinging for the second weekend in a row, and Nick can coincidencidentally stream for the second Monday in a row, and also doesn't show symptoms of being on the same drugs as before... It's almost like all those missed Monday shows were the result of partying too hard over the weekend and not "scheduling" related at all...

I never understood what he was going to do if he did appear. The judge isn't going to give her a more special deal because Nick is there. There are zero grounds to fight a ticket like this.
He had a stream way back where he talked about his strategy for fighting a speeding ticket. It started with requesting the radar gun logs, because he said that the maintenance on those is almost never done. I note that in the report on April's ticket, it explicitly mentions the radar gun being checked and working perfectly.

The second step was demanding an expert witness to interpret the radar information because he claimed that the average cop doesn't have the expertise to address issues like how radar works around curves, etc. The radar expert would be so expensive for the State to bring in that they would probably just drop the ticket, and if they didn't, then you would at least have spitefully caused them to waste more money prosecuting the ticket than they would get from you paying the fine. He didn't show up to request that in the pretrial, so he didn't have a chance to demonstrate how brilliant that part of his plan was.

chat:"How hard is it to change the schedule?" -- "You're not a homeschooler of five children... it's fucking near impossible!"
This is infuriating because the average homeschooler still has to pay the bills. If they don't bring in a paycheck, then pretty soon they don't have a home to school in! That kind of disconnect from the way life works for everybody else convinces me more than anything else that he is being propped up by his grandparents' money.

Yeah I think you're right, I only brought up the menopause because someone else was using it as an excuse for why Our Wife is going skelly mode.
Also, menopause is generally related to weight gain, not weight loss.

Also, his excuse for his super long breaks being that he is responsibly putting his relationship with his wife first is such bs. The only reason why he would need to do that is that he is so neglectful of her the other 20 hours of the day that the relationship can't survive him working a dedicated 4 hour shift... That's not the evidence of a healthy relationship that he thinks it is.
 
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