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Surprised there's still clean space on the floor that isn't covered in trash and pizza boxes.
📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures
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- May 26, 2013
Despite the opinion that the potato comparison is over used, his head shape does the term justice in these pics. Jesus christ he's physically one of a kind....
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- Jan 24, 2015
Holy shit gorgeous latinx princess, I literally cannot tell the difference
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- Jun 3, 2016
Less J.Lo more obese clown from Killer Klowns from Outerspace film
BTW, we know those boobs don't belong to you, Phil. Phil just looks dumb for stuffing.
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- Sep 1, 2015
I hope you all are ready for countless pictures of a living trash bag holding a fruity bat
That neck wattle is looking better than ever! You can barely even tell that he has a chin or jawline drowning underneath there!
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- Jan 15, 2014
I've just realised what his eyebrows remind me of.
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- Mar 24, 2013
I fully support Phil's relationship with his new butt buddy. Since it's essentially just two faggots in drag butt fucking eachother there is no chance of them breeding. Could you imagine the mutant spawn that the mating of such low functioning, mentally damaged people would produce if they could breed?
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I feel like he could use it to his advantage though... Like, if he just pushed a fistful of that neck beef down through the collar, it would give him an almost-jawline and the excess fat MIGHT get mistaken for a bit of boobage. Couldn't hurt to try...
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- Dec 28, 2014
If he did that, his head and neck would look like a dick with a Prince Albert holding back the foreskin.
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- Mar 29, 2014
Looks like there's a stain on the floor behind Phil there.
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- Jan 30, 2014
Maybe he's like Pigpen from 'Peanuts' and everything he touches just ends up stained.
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- Apr 10, 2013
And just think, somebody wanted to have his baby.
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- Sep 1, 2015
@Twrx posted this sensual new Phil pic in this thread but it needs to be included here. His glorious turkey wattle is looking better than ever.
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- May 26, 2013
Everytime i think i'm used to how vile Phil looks he moves the revulsion bar up a notch...
Also - nice hair!
Also - nice hair!
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- Sep 3, 2014
He seriously looks like the victim of a garrot wire. Just... I can't understand the amount of delusion needed to take that photo, deem it good, and then uploading it publically... especially when almost no one even bothers to respond to his stupidity barring us in our little hiding spot.
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- Dec 14, 2015
The tater head to end all taters. Where the fuck are his eyebrows? His cheekbones? It's like you melted his face with a hair dryer.I give you...:
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- Nov 28, 2015
I wonder why he kept that pic. He should discard every pic he looks like a potato, but that would leave him without any pics...