💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

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AltisticRight said:
Balldo went on an unhinged schizophrenic rant against butter dishes, which are a type of kitchen accessory that literally stores butter. He ranted and raved on about butter being stuck to the bottom of the lid, and the lid being all oily and greasy like Our Wife after her visit to the Jamaican massage salon which she goes too often, somehow.

It was one of the most ridiculous and retarded rants I've ever seen a lolcow embark (em-mooo?) on. I use a butter dish, I have never had these issues. I will portion my sticks of butter to fry eggs because I'm just that lazy and autistic. It's a stupid item nobody needs, which makes his rant even more unhinged than his usual blubbering inspired by the demon cat.

He's probably the first person to ever demonstrate an irrational hatred for a mundane piece of kitchenware nobody uses.
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he's mad at this?
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i have one like that (made of plastic not metal) and sure it gets greasy, but that's kinda unavoidable with butter
i wonder what made him go off on a rant about such an oddly specific and random thing
 
DumbDude43 said:
he's mad at this?
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i have one like that (made of plastic not metal) and sure it gets greasy, but that's kinda unavoidable with butter
i wonder what made him go off on a rant about such an oddly specific and random thing
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Yeah, he's mad at this.
For the one I have, I 3D printed a plastic thing with wires connected so I can autistically, I mean, meticulously ensure that each piece of butter is around 20g. It functions the same as an egg cutter. It doesn't get greasy, I just pick a piece out with a damn knife like a normal person.

Specifically, Balldo whined about his kids making a mess out of it. Maybe he should be teaching his children basic stuff instead of browsing Instagram for BDSM toys. Before anyone thinks I'm joking, I'm not. He's actually following a couple stores that sell BDSM paraphernalia.
 
DumbDude43 said:
i wonder what made him go off on a rant about such an oddly specific and random thing
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Who knows why this, in particular, triggered his schizo wet brain, but at the start of the rant, he does mention his children leaving it in a disgusting state. From comments Nicki had made before, plus with recent revelations from that Steel Toe faggot, it's clear that they all live in a pigsty, and the Rekieta's have long ago given up on trying to discipline their children.

Just in the last few pages, we have clips of Aaron complaining about having to tell the kids to clean up when he's there. Nick often makes little side comments about all the junk around the house left by the kids. When Lady Rackets got that little dog, I recall Nicki often talking about the kids and Lady Rackets herself not wanting to clean up after the dog, let alone any of their other messes. The kids have no discipline nor a role model on how to behave. Dad is a sloppy, drunken faggot whose own streaming office is filled with junk. Mom is zoned out on pills and can't even cook, let alone clean. The few adults who try and step in and provide guidance on how to act, such as the bible school lady, are undermined and criticized by Nick because any discipline by others triggers his PTSD of Transformer figurines being taken away, and he's too lazy to discipline them himself and probably copes by thinking he's being a cool libertarian dad.
 
DumbDude43 said:
he's mad at this?
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i have one like that (made of plastic not metal) and sure it gets greasy, but that's kinda unavoidable with butter
i wonder what made him go off on a rant about such an oddly specific and random thing
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Comedians often make fun of mundane objects and things that people use or do on daily basis, and it's very often funny because a lot of people can relate.
But who relates to the problems caused by improper design of a butter dish?
People who unironically watch Martha Stewart and other TV cooks in order to learn how to make that PERFECT charcuterie board. Which is mainly women in their 50s.
He's trying to make wine moms laugh. Talk about desperation.
 
AltisticRight said:
He's probably the first person to ever demonstrate an irrational hatred for a mundane piece of kitchenware nobody uses.
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I somehow missed that Balldo rant. Does he think there's some kind of demographic he's connecting with with bizarre, unhinged rants against pieces of ceramic?

Because while I've rarely used such an item as a butter dish, I've never had the problems this demented skeletal weirdo retard appears to have with utterly normal objects. There's just shit wrong with this guy, mentally. He needs to get help.
polar bear said:
Comedians often make fun of mundane objects and things that people use or do on daily basis, and it's very often funny because a lot of people can relate.
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There's literally nothing wrong with butter dishes though. They're dishes. They have butter in them. Wtf?

I can't relate to being angry at butter dishes because wtf, what kind of autistic lunatic would even get mad about them? What's to relate with someone being this crazy in the coconut?

He's just a mentally ill skeleton.

He needs to quit taking so many drugs.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Yeah, he's mad at this.
For the one I have, I 3D printed a plastic thing with wires connected so I can autistically, I mean, meticulously ensure that each piece of butter is around 20g. It functions the same as an egg cutter. It doesn't get greasy, I just pick a piece out with a damn knife like a normal person.
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Send butter dish files please!
The butter dish thing was such a weird rant, are your littles eating butter? Unattended anything with children ends up a damn mess lol.
 
AnOminous said:
There's literally nothing wrong with butter dishes though. They're dishes. They have butter in them. Wtf?
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That's because you're autistic and can't read social cues you Scandinavian incel prude.
NORMAL people get extremely emotionally attached to their butter dishes and so Nick pointing out the design deficiencies is just like Seinfeld going about airplane meals. RELATABLE.
I wouldnt know cause I'm a peasant and i consider putting butter in any small dish as being fancy.
 
Goatchoker said:
Send butter dish files please!
The butter dish thing was such a weird rant, are your littles eating butter? Unattended anything with children ends up a damn mess lol.
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His kids are starving like Somalians to the point that they're resorting to just eating butter directly from the dish.

This infuriates wigger warlord Nicker "White Bread" Rekieta.
 
I know people who just use a saucer in lieu of a dedicated butter dish. It's fine, non-toddlers couldn't care less about it.

I just cut what I need off the brick when I need it. It doesn't rest outside of the fridge.
 
DumbDude43 said:
i have one like that (made of plastic not metal) and sure it gets greasy, but that's kinda unavoidable with butter
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Apparently his issue is that old ones used to have a handle, and new ones (like your image) don't. The handle would allow handling even if greased up by kids.
At least that's what I'm supposed to believe by his rant. I guess I'm just a philistine since I just keep the butter in the wrapper.
 
As a person raised on margarine i do not get this butterdish thing at all. The margarine comes in a tub with lid and solves all these issues. I only use butter in baked goods.
 
Move aside tripod, there's a new inanimate object for pages of discussion to be dedicated to.

AnOminous said:
maybe with a top?
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Perhaps this is the source of his fixation with a harmless piece of kitchenware. He is obsessed with tops.

I've also never heard of it referred to as a butter dish before. I don't even have a specific name associated with those things. They hold the butter outside of the fridge. The only annoyance I've ever had with one is the cat sneaking up onto the counter trying to lick the butter. I imagine that rant was him trying to combine his "comedy" with bitching about the children he clearly hates.
 
Rekieta’s butter dish routine was very “whats the deal with airline food?”, the terrible, basic comedy everyone has made fun of for eons.
It was almost so bad it was verging on satire and being actual ironic comedy again.

Also butter? You fat fuck, Nick.
 
Potatoherder said:
As a person raised on margarine i do not get this butterdish thing at all. The margarine comes in a tub with lid and solves all these issues. I only use butter in baked goods.
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JFC you people disgust me. At least you know margarine is not butter, and do not call it butter; right? Money really doesn't make class.
I've never seen a butter dish like the one posted, that looks awful. Butter dishes are, generally, ceramic and have a handle on the top; some may have ornamental handles on the sides.
I've never seen a "greased up butter dish"; I don't know how that even happens, handles or no. Maybe, just maybe, train your meal tickets better.

Oh, and butter does not come in a tub you heathens. That is either margarine, or a butter-product pumped full of oil.
 
I'm wondering if he's actually dying at this point. If he isn't bullshitting about fevers, his liver/kidneys might actually be failing. Drinkers always die really rough deaths.

(Also lol ecksdee at my username)
 
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