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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 17 1.1%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 900 57.9%

  • Total voters
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Can't wait for Jack to drop a fax machine video in 2050 and call it the next big thing in communication!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=f0WP_RVctkU
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have fun
 
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What stage of windigo is this?
 
Fatty is writing on his future home's frame like a child.

Do boomer Christians actually do this shit? Or, or is it just jack being retarded again?
 

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Fatty is writing on his future home's frame like a child.

Do boomer Christians actually do this shit? Or, or is it just jack being retarded again?
Evangelicals are retarded and do shit like this and then brag about that. To them if you say you love god that is all that matters and you don't even have to do what Jesus actually said to do (because that's hard)
 
Fatty is writing on his future home's frame like a child.

Do boomer Christians actually do this shit? Or, or is it just jack being retarded again?
It sounds like the kind of thing you'd see someone do performatively on social media because they're doing the ultra trad grift. Probably saw a tiktok video of someone doing it.
 

Ultimate Carnivore Delight Pizza - A Must-try!​

(04/19/2024)

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=n3nmlaFOOV8PreserveTube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=n3nmlaFOOV8
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A carnivore pizza, except for the cheeses, yogurt, eggs, butter, spiced meats, and seasonings. Even if it was made competently, anybody taking the 'diet' seriously would spike it into the trash.

And did I spot that HOPE is finally out of the harness? Great to see that Jack and TamHam are finally better owners than those who give only give enough of a shit to make sure their pets are fed.
 
For posterity. Kind of jarring to hear him acknowledge his dead arm considering how often he tries to pretend it's still functional.
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Him joking about the mortgage and his dead arm are so out of character. My theory is that it's not self-depreciation, it's passive-aggressive bitching at Tammy. I think Jack whining about 'muh garrlik butah' in the restaurant caused Tammy to get snippy at him, and this is his petty manbaby way at getting back at her.

On another note, Jack's face in this reminds me of a Boston Terrier with a hamburger dangled in front of it's face.
 
What stage of windigo is this?
Looks more like what you see during a session of sleep paralysis.

Fatty is writing on his future home's frame like a child.

Do boomer Christians actually do this shit? Or, or is it just jack being retarded again?
It's the same thing he said before about burying a bible in the foundation or something or sticking one in the walls.

It's just stupid people doing stupid things.
 
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